I like the way ink smears on paper.
Name: Salsa. That's my nickname. I was thinking "sweet and sassy", but I'm barely sassy but I like salsa. So salsa it is! Please only call me salsa. PLEASE.
Nicknames: Senorita Emily, Senorita Emilita, Salsa, Em, Emmy, Emma, Sis', Dude, Physco, etc. etc.
Appearance: Dirty blondehair, it changes colors. Milk chocolate brown eyes, and I like my lips. LOL.
Gender: Other. I am the "other" gender. I'm a girl, I know that. Just at times I'm boyish. I'm a dork, a geek, whatever. Just sometimes I'm carefree, others I can't stop studying. It's strange, mainly I'm a girl. So I'd say female now. Or other...I can't make up my mind I'm a libra!
Height: 5'3'' I'm short!
Where from: California. The 3rd biggest state in the U.S. so to you stalkers: Can't find me now, huh!
Personality: People say I'm annoying (AM I?). Purely nice and sweet I've heard. I'd say I'm smart and a born actress. Oh, I'm random too.
Fave color: Green. I like earth colors. Mainly green though. I HATE HATE HATE neon colors. Doesn't everyone?
Things I hate: I HATE THE FUCKING MEDIA! GARRR! THE MEDIA SHOULD DIE!
My friends: must be amusing. Of course anyone who's on my "good" side is funny, physco, or I just find fun or interesting to be around. If not, get a more entertaining life. It's not healthy to live like Tom Shane, you know.
Fav Quotes
"When life throws you lemons, make grapejuice then sit back and have the world wonder how you did it."
"When life gives you lemons throw back the oranges you asked for."
"Your mom goes to college!"-Napolean Dynamite
"When life hands you lemons stuff them down your bra to make your boobs bigger."
"GOSH!"-Napolean Dynamite
"Fuck the world...but if you're a boy use a condom" -Delerium24 on here. Best friend in real life.
"I hate you, you wonderful person." -Onyx
"Ha ha, SHUT UP."- 50 First Dates
"Grr..."-Me steeling it from Susannah
"I'm surrounded by idiots." -something that Trinity says all the time.
"YOU'VE GOT TO WIN THIS GAME! No pressure though"-overheard at a football game.
"Oh shit."-me. It's so simple and it has my favorite word in there! SHIT!
"He's not listening to me!"-Grounded for Life. Oh so true.
"The Gods must be crazy"-always said by Trinity. Usually Trinix though.
"Glomp is the new hug"-Sussie again.
"Ok. I'm done. Not really, but sure I'm done."-Me again.
"Here comes Johnny!"- some really cool movie (?)
"GOD DAMNIT!"- everyone says it
"You're beautiful"-James Blunt in his great song, You're Beautiful
"You didn't see anything..."-Madagascar (Yes, I know it's sad).
"I can't! I'm a libra!"-something I saw to Trinity when I can't make up my mind. It annoys her to hell.
"Lets blow their fucking houses up."- Revenge of the Nerds.
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