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since: 01-07-06, id: 965772, Profile edited: 04-27-08
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Author has written 8 stories for Office, Bones, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Personal motto: "Keep your fluff far away from me."

I'm a 25 year-old English professor with an MAT and a Bachelors in Fiction Writing. Since I was a little girl, I've been writing everything from newspapers to menus to personal dictionaries. And then one day in high school, I discovered "Guiding Light" and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and I began writing fic. After that, I realized that I was best at word-smithing, and eight years ago on ff.net, I took it up as a monetarily-thankless career.

What to Expect in My Fic:

I am fascinated by and, therefore, primarily write about the rhythm of connection and disconnection. Whether the story is comedy-centric, case-centric, or romance-centric, the core of my stories all focus on how we as humans are constantly reaching out, and while we may not always receive what we're looking for, we never stop trying. I'm a huge supporter of angst and the underdog. I'm not happy unless my characters are writhing miserably in a world of unrequited love and self-doubt. As such, I don't read fluff stories, and I never write them.

Do not expect instant romances and marriage proposals because it will never happen until I've exhausted all the angst I could possibly imagine, and even then... I am of the Joss Whedon mindset where I "give you what you need, not what you want." No babies and gratuitous make out scenes.

I 'ship:
Bones: (Booth/Brennan, Angela/Hodgins, AND YES GASP Brennan/Sully)
The Office: (Jim/Pam, Kelly/Ryan)
Ouran High School Host Club: (Haruhi/Mori, Haruhi/any other character but Tamaki really love the guy, but he's so hard to BE in love with)
Chuck: (Casey/OC)
Gossip Girl: (Sabrina/Dan, Sabrina/Chuck, Sabrina/Nate)
Buffy: (Buffy/Xander)
Angel: (Angel/Cordelia)

General Disclaimer: I own nothing but the words I generate and combine. Oh, and the ideas. Yeah, I own the plot ideas too.




1. As You Wish reviews
Oneshot. Whether her dad had planned this mischief or not, Haruhi is forced to recognize some striking parallels a certain host has to "The Princess Bride." MorixHaru
Complete - Ouran High School Host Club - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 1-19-08
2. The Dark Horse » reviews
Something has been prowling the Ouran halls, and the school has foolishly left it up to the Host Club. Will they save the school or end up needing saving themselves? Primarily HaruhixMori, but also HaruhixHost Club.
Ouran High School Host Club - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,697 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 1-25-07
3. The Woman in the Riverbed » reviews
There is a line where passion becomes obsession and the pursuit of truth becomes a deadly gamble. Temperance Brennan is about to cross it. Pre Soldier on the Grave. COMPLETE!
Complete - Bones - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,451 - Reviews: 224 - Updated: 11-12-07 - Published: 4-29-06
4. Haruhi's Repose reviews
[Oneshot] Haruhi needs a break from hideandseek, and she finds it in an unlikely place. MoriHaru.
Complete - Ouran High School Host Club - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 1-12-07
5. Vacation Days » reviews
When Jim readies to take a vacation, rumors fly about with whom he is going. Meanwhile, Michael institutes a new bathroom policy that puts him at the top of a power pyramid. [Complete]
Complete - Office - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 2-5-06
6. Employee of the Month » reviews
Jim receives the title of Employee of the Month, much to Dwight’s chagrin, and Michael attempts to destress with a trip to the spa. [Complete]
Complete - Office - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 1-23-06
7. The Wedding » reviews
Toby's getting remarried, and the impending wedding has ramifications for the whole office. General wackiness ensues. First in a series of episodes of my own creation. This episode is [complete].
Complete - Office - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,378 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 1-11-06
8. On the Cusp reviews
Pam has a secret herself. Set during The Secret.
Complete - Office - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-28-06 - Published: 1-28-06
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