| Alphawolf69 |
Author has written 19 stories for X-Men, Heroes, Blade, Hollows, Kim Harrison, BioShock, Mass Effect, Baldur's Gate, Assassin's Creed, Mai HiME, and Misc. Games. Update: You know what? screw it. I keep saying 'just a bit longer' and 'almost finished' with nothing happening. I'm not bothering to pretend to know when the next chapter of Butterfly Effect is going to be finished, though (I can't stress this enough) IT WILL BE FINISHED. I have the story all planned out in my head etc. it's just a matter of co-coordinating it all into words. Which is annoyingly more problematic than I'd like. Please don't lose faith in it (I like the story too much to abandon it). Again, sorry to all the people out there who are being kept waiting, I'm really not doing it to be cruel. Random fics will pop up that actually help keep my writing 'muscles' in shape; a couple of Mai HIME's, some Rachel Morgan and maybe even a Knights of the Old Republic one (Bastila/RevanF pairing). As always, thanks go out to everyone who bothers to review/alert/favourite my stories! I really can't express how much I appreciate your support. Hmmm... What can I say? It's not like anyone reads these unless they're really bored. Ah well, I'll have a go... Personal: Favourite quotes: 'Our greatest glory is not never falling, but in rising every time we fall.' - Confucius 'We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed.' - unknown 'Woe to the man who does nothing, because he can only do little.' - unknown 'If a woman is to do something more than human, she must have more than human powers.' (this was a Chinese proverb, did they know about X-men?) 'Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.' - unknown 'Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires.' - Sigmund Freud 'Illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. We must therefore accept it without complaint when they sometimes collide with a bit of reality against which they are dashed to pieces.' - Sigmund Freud 'Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility.' - Sigmund Freud “Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!” - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn (possibly one of the greatest PC RPG games ever) Favourite film/tv quotes: South of Nowhere -season 2, episode 7 (classroom - Ashley and Spencer are talking about Spencer coming out to her parents) Spencer (exhales): Okay. Mom there's...something I want to talk to you about. Ashley and I are...in love. Ashley (pulling a completely revolted face): You guys are both going to burn in hell. (beat, then a saccharine tone) Would you pass the potatoes please? South of Nowhere -season 1, episode 2 (Spencer's house, extremely awkward moment) Gilmore Girls: (Rory and Lorelai are shopping for school supplies) (Lane and Rory discuss presents) Blackadder: The Second Crone (drawing out sentences in an extremely irritating and exaggeratedly dramatic fashion): Two things, my lord, must thee know of the Wisewoman. First, she is ... a woman, and second, she is ... Edmund to Baldrick: You can have the afternoon off when you DIE, not before. Nursie: You're so clever today, you better be careful your foot doesn't fall off. The Third Edmund: I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel. (George is Prince George IV and Johnson is Dr. Johnson who created the first dictionary.) (George dictating a letter to a woman he hopes to marry and therefore solve his massive debt problem) Edmund: Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is? The Mighty Boosh (one of the most genius and surreal tv shows ever): Howard: I'll put a move on you, you won't know what's happening. Vince: My uncle once punched a man so hard his legs became trombones. It was really embarrassing. He had to walk out of the ring like this- (makes trombone noises while imitating plodding) Howard: I see a boundary, I eat that boundary and wash it down with a hot steamin' cup o' rules. Vince: I'm a Cockney bitch, a young ragamuffin from the streets. Howard: Don't touch me! Don't ever touch me, not here, not now, not there, not back stage, not when out buying... hammocks; never! Vince: You're making me sick, coming in here, doing your funny little rehearsals, playing your instruments, writing songs - it's not about that, being in a band! It's about what you look like! Don't you understand anything? X-2 The Movie: (Bobby Drake's house) Mrs. Drake (in response to her son's revelation of being a mutant): Have you ever tried... not being a mutant? Sin City: Dwight: (while being rescued from the Tar Pits): Miho. You're an angel. You're a saint. You're Mother Teresa. You're Elvis. You're God. And if you'd shown up about ten minutes earlier, we'd still have Jackie-Boy's head. Stuka: (after getting shot with an arrow) Hey... Will ya look at that? It's right through me. Guys, look. It's cut a hole right through me. John Hartigan: When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I'm about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench. A Knight's Tale: Geoffery Chaucer: I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity. Favourite bands (music is an important inspiration/influence): Linkin Park Lost Prophets 3 Doors Down Green Day Good Charlotte Evans Blue Papa Roach Placebo Kasabian Feeder U2 The Fray Arctic Monkeys - from Sheffield! Apocalyptica - a Finnish band consisting of three classically-trained cellists and a drummer. Their speciality isheavy metal rock played on cellos, though they also play classical music. DO NOT KNOCK THEM BEFORE YOU'VE LISTENED! I was converted after 'Romance' and 'Bittersweet' Lacuna Coil - Italian gothic rock Sum 41 blink-182 The Wombats Coldplay Radiohead Pink (most of the time) Dashboard Confessional Taking Back Sunday Senses Fail Hoobastank Creed (some) Interpol Sufjan Stevens Kaiser Chiefs The Killers The Prodigy Evanescence Hard-Fi The Red Hot Chili Peppers The Smashing Pumpkins Snow Patrol "If music be the food of love, play on" - Twelfth Night | |||||||
1. Therapy » reviewsThe course of true love never runs smoothly, but sometimes people need a helping hand. Shizuru and Natsuki struggle with the aftermath of the Carnival's revelations -and their love for each other. Hopefully therapy will be enough. Shiznat, femslash etc.Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,529 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 3-31-09 - Published: 8-27-08 - Natsuki K. & Shizuru F. - Complete2. The Reality of Dreams reviews"The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy..." -Dreams are cruel mistresses, as one dreamer knows all too well. Ivy/Rachel, femslash etc.Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-17-08 - Complete3. When a Door Closes, a Window Opens reviewsWhat if…Kisten was the one to tell Rachel who actually set the bomb on Saladan's boat? Set in EWWBD, after the 'incident' with Trent on Lee's boat –spoilers for the first 3 books. Femslash, Ivy/Rachel. Okay -I DON'T like Kisten, but I haven't bashed him.Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,890 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-20-08 - Ivy Tamwood & Rachel Morgan - Complete4. Living Dead Man reviewsFahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy. Spoilers for the end of the game. Lucas ponders over certain unmentioned aspects of his relationship with Carla and whether he should disclose them to her or not. He's thinking not.Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-08 - Complete5. The Golden Rose reviewsIn another altered universe, a first meeting takes place again between two very familiar characters. How much influence will the changes have? Will the outcome be different? Crossover with His Dark Materials. AU Shiznat, Shizuru/Natsuki pairing.Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 5-17-08 - Natsuki K. & Shizuru F. - Complete6. The Essence and Nature of Attraction reviewsSet in Chapter Five -mild spoilers. 'It was a terrible, nightmarish dream come true.' -the course of True Love never did run smooth, as one hero knows all too well. As if being a Bhaalspawn wasn't bad enough...Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-17-08 - Complete7. Creed reviewsThe line between assassin and predator is blurred, but one thing remains clear: the creed which binds them both. No spoilers.Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-21-08 - Complete8. Teammate Etiquette » reviewsOr 'How Not to Make Your Companions Want to Kill You' Or 'How NOT to Make Friends and Influence People'. A series of oneshots where Anomen is reeducated in how to treat to his companions. Will he survive it? Warnings for extreme Anomenbashing and humourBaldur's Gate - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 1-2-089. Consequences reviewsEvery action has a consequence. Krista finds out exactly what that is when you drink too much blood…and it may not be what you think. Femslash of the Krista/Chase or Khase pairing. Warning: Not meant to be serious in any capacity. Do not read with fluids.Blade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-24-08 - Complete10. Lest You Forget reviewsSome scars are easily visible. Others are beneath the surface, hidden within the recesses of the mind, but no less painful to endure. These are the origins of a survivor –and the price they have, as well as the price they continue to pay, for doing so.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-20-07 - Complete11. Saviour » reviewsBioshock. What must the last sane human in Rapture be thinking? A series of audio diaries recorded by Dr. Tenenbaum, following the game's storyline. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T COMPLETED THE GAME! THERE ARE MAJOR SPOILERS!BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 9-25-07 - Complete12. Soon reviewsPreseries. "There's a moment, right before I wake..." Niki wonders about the boundary between dreams and reality. Very mild hints at what could be construed as femslash [NikiJessica or Nessica pairing].Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-30-07 - Niki/Jessica S. - Complete13. Sharing Is Fun reviewsFemslash. KristaChase or Khase pairing. Chase wants Krista to stop being such a meanie and share something with her. But are they on the same page as to what that is? Probably not. Warning: Not meant to be serious in any capacity whatsoever.Blade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-21-07 - Complete14. Resonating Souls: The Butterfly Effect » reviewsFemslash. New Xmen based, however, MDay did NOT happen. Xavier has left the XMansion after the deaths of Jean and Magneto. Emma and Scott are left in charge. Being in a relationship with Scott is all Emma wanted, but there's trouble in paradise...EmmaOCX-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,978 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 6-25-0615. Case 6952 reviewsWhat if...Ivy hadn't been interrupted by Jenks in TITV -The Incident in The Van- scene depicted in A Fistful of Charms? Kim Harrison's Rachel Morgan series. RachelIvy pairing...yeah that means mild femslash.Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-10-07 - Complete16. Lesson 94 reviewsChase decides to harass Krista, but ends up biting off more than she can chew when Krista teaches Chase a lesson she'd almost forgotten. KristaChase or Khase pairing. Femslash etc. within, avoid if it offends. Man this is a pisspoor summary...Blade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-2-07 - Complete17. Gone reviewsSpoilers for episode 23, How To Stop An Exploding Man. Aftermath: Niki learns that some realisations can be made too late. NikiJessica or Nessica pairing. Very mild hints at Femslash, avoid if this offends you.Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-28-07 - Niki/Jessica S. & Niki/Jessica S. - Complete18. Taking One For The Team reviewsKrista is charged with 'An Extremely Important Misson' by Blade. Not meant to be serious but hopefully quite humourous. KristaChase or Khase pairing. Femslash etc. within, as well as a long river in Egypt.Blade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete19. Love Comes Before A Fall reviewsSpoilers for Episode 11, Fallout. A look inside the mind of Jessica while she waits to shoot D.L. It might surprise you. Onesided NikiJessica or Nessica pairing. Femslash etc.Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-07 - Niki/Jessica S. - Complete