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Kenrai
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since: 01-09-06, id: 967287, Profile Updated: 12-08-09
country: United Kingdom
web: Homepage
Author has written 3 stories for X-overs, Pokemon, and Legend of Zelda.

Name: Some Scottish bastard.

Age: Lol no. Oh okay fine I'm 19. Or am I? YOU CAN'T TELL! AH, HA, HA, HA, HA! XD

Nationality: ... XD

Everything else: Ach.

Favourite Quotes:

"ALL NIGGAS MUST BE ERADICATED!" ~ My own brother. Yes. Enjoy killing him my generic punter. :p

"Humans are shameless creatures that carelessly ignore any misfortune which does not befall them directly. They can - and often do - turn a blind eye to all manner of wickedness so long as it does not touch them or their kin. They will bow their heads condemning those victims for bringing calamity upon themselves and then they will cast their eyes towards heaven in thanks while their neighbours lay dying around them. When the Daein army darkens their doorsteps, perhaps they will understand. When the peace they take for granted is shattered and their sons and daughters slaughtered in the streets. Perhaps then they will comprehend the misfortunes they so long pretended not to see. I have no sympathy for them..." ~ Soren - Fire Emblem 9. Mm. Guilty stuff eh? :p

"I'm an eleven shoe size. Think on it." ~ Graham Wilson talking to lucky girl. Har har. XD

"Earth may not be forever and this planet may be host to a new species after we die. And so it's our responsibility to pass on information about our culture, ideals and everything else. To leave some sort of mark of our own existence." ~ Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. Hey maybe it's not totally right but who said it had to be accurate? :p

"The Continential Drift was caused when Charles pissed in a ditch." ~ The Devil Deity. Phucking yes. XD

"Oh man! You kissed a girl!"

"That is so gay!" ~ Kearney and some other cunt in the Simpsons. What a lol.

"Aw it looks like they're goin' to have tae glue you back together. IN HELL!" ~ The Demoman - Team Fortress 2. He's my Hero he is. =O

"Your right leg is thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Now. May I come visit between the holidays?" ~ Graham using his wit on another lucky girl. What a man. XD

Favourite games:

The Legend of Zelda: It owns. You know it does. You uh. Hm. SCUM?! Yes. Let's stick with that. SCUM!

Super Mario Bros: Oh wait isn't this immature? And for kids? Oh well. I guess I'm 'just a kid' then. :P Regardless Mario owns. Luigi doesn't. :p

Metal Gear: Mm I know. Big balled game and all but like Mario and LOZ with it, owns. Hideo Kojima = Best script writer ever. IMO anyway.

Pokémon: Oops. Kid's game? Oh noes! Har har. Idiots...

Mother/Earthbound: MY FAVOURITE GAME! ... Already. It even manages to beat LOZ. Oh. (Sniff) :( Oh well. Best game out there (AND RPG IMO) especially for a lol. Shigesato Itoi = Best Game Designer evah. Even better than the Miyamoto man himself. :O IMO at least. XD Ness + Giygas ftw. "I...Feel...H...A...P...P...Y..."

Starfox: Only played Adventures, Assault and Command really. (Yes I haven't even played Lylat Wars shoot me if you must :p) But yeah it owns. Don't touch Falco's Bread.

Command and Conquer: ... I can't say I've actually enjoyed the gameplay. XD But the story's pretty good. And after all that's teh main fing ah look fur in a game. :D Oh ho ho. Kane ftw.

Time Crisis: Bit of a short game but then again it is an Arcade. Besides that the original game's the only real good one.

Castlevania: Legends of Dracula and peerless Heroes and all that. Yeah...

Fire Emblem: Tactical Warfare Role Playing game. With Mages! Can't go wrong with magic users. Unless they have a Berserk/Sleep staff. The bastards.

Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon: Surprisingly a riot when I rented it on N64. I wish I still had it.

Golden Sun: Yeah it can get a bit boring at times... But then again it IS an RPG. Isaac ftw.

Dynasty Warriors: Three Kingdoms era? Hell yeah! Cao Pi ftw. That calculating bastard.

Resident Evil: Har almost forgot this one. Then again like Halo it's beginning to get annoyingly popular. Well anyway... Jill ftw. She takes on Nemesis and slaughters it. MORE THAN ONCE. Who does that?! That and plus the short skirt always gets m(Is shot)

Super Smash Bros.: Best multiplayer ever. Especially with items. XD Watch with glee as your own character is sent flying off screen by a wandering Bob-omb or even a sudden charging Porygon 2 or eve- Yeah you know what I'm on about. Wait glee? What am I saying? XD

Goldeneye 007: One of the best games of its time. But then again it WAS developed by Rareware. When they were good that is. Ha ha!

Timesplitters: Another multi-FPS game that has managed to capture my heart. Oh. (Sniff) =(

Metroid: Only played Prime. Still to complete it and all. But nonetheless it's probably one of the best FPS's I've played. I haven't played many mind you. But most of them ARE pretty generic.

Mario Kart: HILARIOUS Multiplayer. Get Mario Kart Wii. Now.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Surprised? So am I! Once upon a time when Super Mario ruled the gaming world (still does today har har) there was a blue Hedgehog who went up against the rest of the world. And won! The old games WERE good. But now look at him. "Generic 90's catchphrase!" Poor Sonic. Poor, poor Sonic...

Favourite generic game characters (can't believe I forgot this XD):

Link: Yeah he might be a bit of a silent protagonist and all but hell I guess I'm thankful for that one. (Looks at Sonic) But yeah anyway he's awesome. Especially CD-I Link. Btw his recovery in Smash Bros. sucks. Had to say it.

Super Mario: Yes he's that manly he must have the word 'Super' at the start of his name. BURN LUIGI FANS, BURN! AH, HA, HA, HA, HA! XD

Ness: So he's not as silent as Link (considering he only has like five or four lines or something in his own game) but hey I'm not complaining. A tank in Mother 2 and somewhat average in Smash Bros. he's all round my favourite among the rest. =D O-KAY!

Lucas: Mother 3! =D Yeah think of Ness but a shitload less confident and for some reason weaker in stats. o_O Oh well. Lucas goes through a lot of development from start to finish which is great. Hate the bastard in Brawl though, hard to beat him. XD Oh yeah and PK LOVE!

Duster: Yeah Mother 3 again. XD He was to be the next Chuck Norris but the man himself saw this threat and quickly intervened with a serious Falcon PAUNCH! to the leg, instantly crippling the poor man. Now he has recovered but has lost his former potency of awesomeness. =( Still though he can kick with that limp leg of his and can learn how to play a bass guitar in a short time. Manliness abound.

Captain Falcon: Omg Duster reminded me. Felcon! XD Yeah okay I didn't play the original F-Zero or any yet but he's really great. XD FARUKON! PAUNCH! Really useful in Brawl I say.

Kumatora: Ahem. Mother 3. Cough. XD Yeah fair dos she doesn't really have much of a reason for travelling with Lucas and co. but damn is she useful! Her brash personality ftw. "TAKE A GODDAMN SHOWER! >=( (Lightning)" XD

Samus: Again yeah she's silent apart from the odd battle cry or whatever but she still kicks some serious bum. That said though she's somewhat... shit in Brawl. (Thanks a lot Sakurai)

Donkey Kong: Grunts like Ape XD Yeah he's great with those manly fists of his. Again though yeah he pretty much sucks in Smash Bros. God damn you Sakurai. XD That and I created a little spin off series starring him and a certain OC. Don't ask though. Please. XD

Marth: Altean prince and star of the two remakes of the original Fire Emblem. Yup you guessed it, the original Lord of Fire Emblem itself! He's a bit of a whiny baby to start with really but over time he learns how to deal with his enemies justly by the end of his first game and goes through some good development. Love it. XD He's really great in Smash Bros. though even IF he's rated high from those damn pro fags.

Jamka: Yes the Archer from Fire Emblem 4! And a pwnage one at that. Never had one as competent and as quite so awesome as him, saved my ass more than a few times at the least. XD The dot on his forehead only makes him more awesome. I guess.

Green: LOL POKÉMON! Yeah he's awesome, knows his limits and is a great trainer to boot. Even IF he's a bit 'in your face' in the games. Ho well.

Giovanni: LOL POKÉMON! Aye the Team Rocket Don himself. He kicks Kanto and Johto bum and IMO much more manly than those other fail teams. Galactic's okay though I guess as a mad cult. XD Yeah he's really calculated and ruthless though which is awesome.

Fox: FINAL DESTI- No. XD The overserious pilot from Starfox is pretty damn awesome. Feel sorry for him for having to put up with Slippy and Peppy though. No wonder he's so serious all the time. =( DO A BARREL ROLL! PRESS A TO SHOOT!

Wolf: WHATSA MATTA SCARED?! Yeah the 'Vegeta' of Starfox, Wolf is leader to Fox's team of mercenary rivals Star Wolf and are pretty cool guys if I do say so myself. Oh yeah and did I mention Krystal runs off with him in Command? OOPS SPOILERZ! XD

Isaac: The old Golden Sun yeah. The first RPG that introduced me to the dreaded random battles. Lucky I got used to them I suppose. XD Yeah Isaac's a pretty cool guy himself that's silent in his first game yet talks in the second. =O Huh. But yeah he's pretty serious himself. Ho well. He's awesome even with that generic anime hairstyle.

Garet: Yup Golden Sun again. Awesome for his first line in Golden Sun 2 I always remember: "Glad we're fighting on the same side Felix. Didn't like the idea of kickin' your butt." XD Well something like that anyway. Isaac's boon companion and strong unit in his own right, he's a very reliable fellow says I.

Steiner: Yeah uh. From Final Fantasy. Ahem. XD Yeah he's funny when he wants to be and when he doesn't want to be funnily enough, pretty handy in battle as well that Alexandrian piece of ship. P-PRINCESS! =O

Vivi: lol Vivi. At first glance he's a generic Black Mage but lo and behold thar's more to heem! =O Yeah like Lucas he goes through the same sort of development but rather to do with his origins than anything else. Really handy in Boss fights with that 'Slow' of his.

Zidane: Can't forget about this bastard! Funnily enough the main character of his game AND a thief! =O (Prepares for massive Final Fantasy fan bawwing XD) Yeah again he's really handy with those skills and strength of his (strength though o_O XD) and hasn't let me down yet. His personality pwns other such 'classic' main Final Fantasy characters as Cloud and Leon. "LOL EMO" Yeah he's great though. Skirt chaser ftw.

Jecht: "Face it kid. AH'M THE BEST!" =D Father to Tidus in Final Fantasy Ten, Jecht is the man. Or one of them, I forget. He's totally a Final Fantasy version of myself except the awesome strength. Ahem. XD

Goku: DRAGONBALL! =D Or as Dragonball Z as the Z fags know him from. Yeah fair enough he's a bit of a Gary Stu but he's also a lovable oaf and one with an interesting yet un-tragic past. Ah if only Toriyama ended Z at Season 3 like it was meant to. Ho well.

Vegeta: DRAGONBALL! =D Z. Yeah the Saiyan Prince of Dragonball, pushy, prideful and constantly angry he's great. Just like me! =D XD

Krillin: Ha Dragonball! XD The original series too. Sadly got stuck in the back guard of the main fighters in the Z series for 'comic relief'. Yeah he goes through some great character development though and ends up one of the main gang. He's a pretty great leader too.

Favourite REM songs (Just reeks of fanboism eh? Well let's just be glad I ain't a Halo fanboy. Har har):

Losing My Religion: What can I say? Ranked #1 in my favourites. It owns even more than Ike does. Yes. I'm defying Ike himself. Muhahaha- (This message has just been Aether'd)

Supernatural Superserious: Catchy as FUCK. One of the best songs I ever heard. EVERYBODY HERE! COMES FROM SOMEWHE-

It's The End of the World as we know it (And I feel fine): Best lyrics in a song ever. Fast paced and awesome it reaches my top 3. 'Cause it OWNS!

Shiny Happy People: It's... Shiny. And Happy. Har har. Plus the Muppets version is a nice bonus. Muppets ftw. That and Kate Pierson at 40 years old. Wow. o_o

Furry Happy Monsters: Yeah. Look up. "Come on Monsters! You don't have to cry. We can be happy! :D"

Imitation of Life: Only reaches #6 in my favourites. Aww. :( Aw well. There's always room for more REM. Har har!

Bad Day: Bit emo... But hell it owns nevertheless. Like REM does. Har!

Country Feedback: Awesome stuff. That is all.

Nightswimming: Yeah a bit fruity... But eh it's awesome. Say I!

Man on the Moon: Again as I said with Supernatural Superserious, damn catchy. 'Tis about Andy Kaufman and all which is a plus I suppose. Brilliant anyway. Listen to it NAO!

Daysleeper: Lol seeing teh resemblance? Ah sure do lolololol you phucking SCUM!

Orange Crush: I've got my spite I've got my Orang- Yeah you get it. Oh ho ho ho ho!

Currently listening to:

Invisible Touch - Genesis: Retro for the fucking win. SHE REACHES IN AND GRABS RIGHT HOLD OF YOUR HEART Ahem.

Favourite people:

Brian: Can make up a nickname for even the weirdest character. Also my best mate har har. The crazy ass.

Graham: Definitely one of my best mates. His never ending humour and superiority mindset is what has me lol'ing most the time. Either with him or at Sonic. One of the other. Har!

Michael: The next Satan. Crazy bastard...

Gavin: Well okay most - or even all - of his OC's are all emos but the guy's all right sometimes. That and he's a Crocodile nut. Watch yerself with him.

Kevin: Loves Luigi more than uh... Pie? Not even sure that's possible. But he insists on saying that Luigi is actually BETTER than Mario. =O I know. Shocking stuff. We all know who's better. Don't we gang? :P (Points to large sign depicting the words 'MARIO' in large red letters) :D

Jennifer: Cheery individual that never seems to end up emo. Just the way I like it. XD Although when she IS depressed it can be a bitch. Oh well. She's a pretty great girl to talk to and such. Warning though: She's an anime and cat nut.

Thomas: Uber Ike and Wario fan. That is all. That and he's brilliant at taking Brawl photos. 'Ave a lol: http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/wario-fan/

Character Profiles:

Yeah some profiles for the main characters (and even generic characters) of "Liberation: A New World" since it's really the only fic I've written that people are taking notice of. Well anyway for those who actually like Liberation enjoy.

Link Biden - Character overview:

Link (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask) is the central character in "Liberation: A New World". After his adventures in Hyrule and Termina he began to grow an extraordinary large ego that sometimes even now spirals out of control. After discovering that he is of the nearly extinct Zapharian bloodline, his ego had only grown larger however through his many victories, defeats and with the support of his friends (Piccolo in particular) he finally began to gain a better understanding as to how to deal with his enemies. Even through his almost narcissist attitude, it has been shown in more than one occasion that he greatly cares for his friends.

In certain instances he has been known to proclaim how he'll grab his 'stuff'.

Son Goku - Character overview:

Son Goku (Dragonball) is one of the main characters in "Liberation: A New World". Being a pure blooded Saiyan, Goku's passive attitude would fool many however even past this gentle form lies a hardened will unbreakable by even the strongest enemy. Not regarded as being very bright, Goku is mostly known for his colossal strength, however in more than one situation Goku has been shown to have more brains than he lets on. Only in a pinch though... He is most known for his signature attack, the "Kamehameha" wave.

He has also been known to have a body that might not be able to take it.

Vegeta Briefs - Character overview:

Vegeta Briefs (Dragonball Z) is one of the main characters in "Liberation: A New World". From the beginning (even before anyone else besides the Z fighters had ever known him) Vegeta was known to be very cold and easy to anger. After working for Frieza, Vegeta felt no remorse in killing men, women and even children. However after his travels with Goku and co. he had gradually softened this stature and even raised a family with Dragonball's Bulma. He has always been seen wearing his iconic Saiyan armour, white boots and white gloves during battle.

It is also notable that he scanned your power level. It's over 9000.

Son Gohan - Character overview:

Son Gohan (Dragonball Z) is one of the supporting characters in "Liberation: A New World". Even as he grew up among such allies as Vegeta and even Piccolo, Gohan had shown a strong dislike for fighting and only decided to fight if there was a need to. Being a half blooded Saiyan his potential runs deep and because of that he is a force to be reckoned with - he had even managed to surpass his own father once. He is the only known being to be able to use the ability 'Mystic'. He is usually seen wearing a modified version of Piccolo's own clothes as a sign of respect to his mentor.

It is well known that Gohan will fight for truth and is the champion of justice.

Piccolo (aka Piccolo Daimao Jr.) Character overview:

Piccolo (Dragonball) is one of the supporting characters in "Liberation: A New World". Like many of Goku's allies, Piccolo had once been one of the Saiyan's many enemies bent on world domination and most importantly to avenge his father's death. As far back as Piccolo could originally remember he was a simple demon whose purpose was to eliminate every single human he laid eyes upon however upon learning that alien invaders (Vegeta and Nappa) - were planning to take over the Earth for themselves, Piccolo decided to work together with his arch enemy in order to drive them out. However it was after this ordeal Piccolo discovered - courtesy of Vegeta - that he was not a demon but an alien by the name of "Namek". It was this discovery added with the strange attachment he had to Gohan that had changed him for the better. It is also worth noting that he taught both Gohan and Link how to fight.

Piccolo has also been known to state that the balls are inert.

Impa - Character overview:

Impa (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time) is one of the supporting characters in "Liberation: A New World". Impa, not being a very sociable member of the group has always been known as the rather stoic type, never engaging anyone in conversation unless she had no choice to. Still one of the few remaining of the Sheikah bloodline to protect the Princess Zelda, Impa carries out her duty faithfully and to the best of her ability. She is in fact the only member of the group that Piccolo and even Vegeta don't try challenging. She is mostly seen as a mother figure to the Princess Zelda and Link as well as being the conventional leader of the group itself. She is always seen wearing her battle armour.

It is known that Impa changes her appearance from time to time. No one can even recognise her for some strange reason.

Carrie Fernandez - Character overview:

Carrie (Castlevania) is one of the supporting characters in "Liberation: A New World". Carrie - being one of the fallen Fernandez family - was convicted of witchcraft in her home town much like a lot of young women however aiming to end the town's lunacy, Carrie decided to journey to Castlevania and face the prince of evil Dracula himself. Although it was during this quest that Carrie had come across Link's group of friends and with their strength added to her own she managed to fell the evil Dracula and has been travelling with the group since. She is one of the few members of the group who actually attempts to cheer others up if need be.

Whatever awaits, she has no regrets.

Leah Violet - Character overview:

Leah Violet (Original Character) is one of the supporting characters in "Liberation: A New World". After being found by the group in the White Violet City, Leah held one of the keys the group clamoured after. And so after a successful 'courting' (courtesy of a less than enthusiastic young Link) she finally handed over the object in question. Being a volatile ebony haired girl she wears a black coloured battle tunic to go with her hair colour. She uses a Scythe to attack.

Leah Violet is an original character created by the author Kenrai.

Being a generic volatile black haired girl she is easily described... What? :O

Melora Carks - Character overview:

Melora (Original Character), is one of the supporting characters in "Liberation: A New World". First being introduced as a 'peerless fortune teller' Melora comes off as a very arrogant teenager (though not on Link's scale) in the Orange Star High School. However after conversing with many in the group itself she eventually earned Impa's trust in their search for the elusive and mysterious Black Orbs. She is a fairly small individual who decides to wear purple robes to go with her strange hair colour. It is also worth noting that she is related to Rake Ju Carks.

Melora Carks is an original character created by the author Kenrai.

S-U-C-C-E-S-S. That's the way she spells success.

Rake Ju Carks - Character overview:

Rake (Original Character), is an added character in "Liberation: A New World". Once a kind hearted family man with a prosperous business. With a wonderful wife and daughter, nothing could go wrong for him. That was until his wife was murdered and he was forced to learn of the evil in the world. Over his travels through many years, Rake became a powerful and amazingly skilled mercenary for hire. This allowed him to keep his grand mansion after the collapse of his business. When he met Pryan Mateneve Loandin in a jail cell, he was reminded of his own past and who he used to be. Rake took Pryan under his wing and became a great teacher. Unfortunately, this time, their paths are crossed.

Rake Ju Carks is an original character created by the author Crocodile.

Rake Ju Carks has also been known to be skilled with a Garden Rake if the need to tend to his large garden ever arose.

Pryan Mateneve Loandin - Character overview:

Pryan (Original Character) is a supporting character in "Liberation: A New World". He comes from a horrible background. With a violent alcoholic father who would beat him and his mother, he was forced to live a lie to conceal what was happening. Even in school, he was harassed by the bullies of the day and had too much trauma to stand up to them. Slowly, he began to fall apart. Before this could happen, he met Roren Sif Reved. They became exceptionally close friends until Pryan discovered that maybe his feelings for Roren ran deeper than he first thought. This threw him into turmoil, his father, bullies and now a battle with his own pride. After months of finally being happy with Roren, a mobster, Twix Veyron, took Roren’s life in front of Pryan’s eyes. This drove Pryan over the edge, along with the death of his mother at the hands of his alcoholic father. Pryan travelled the world until he met Rake Ju Carks. He learned how to fight, and how to be at one in his own mind. Prudent, rude and reclusive, Pryan normally gives off an impression that is the polar opposite of who he really is inside. After training with Rake, he is a skilled but troubled individual who cannot let go of his past.

Pryan is an original character created by the author Crocodile.

Being an original emo OC with the same tragic past as most emos, Pryan has over 9000 abilities and strengths that somehow stop him from dying or even losing (even when impaled on a large knife). He uses a unique style of fighting called Gay- Keysi that everyone else is using. All in all Pryan is a very likeable individual and is hard to stay mad at, in spite of his less than adoring fans. :O

Estella Blumiere – Character Overview:

Estella Blumiere (Original Character) is a supporting character in "Liberation: A New World". A travelling troubadour from Elibe, Estella came to Orange Star High to further her education, and unwillingly wound up with Link and his group. A rather shy and timid girl at first glance but she insists “I just need to feel comfortable.” Despite coming from a noble house and wearing glamorous clothing, she is quite poor.

Estella is an original character created by the author Standard-DB.

It is said that Estella possesses a great and terrible power known as the scar. :O

Captain Falcon – Character Overview:

Captain Falcon (F-Zero) is an added character set to appear in "Liberation: A New World". The bounty hunter from parts unknown, Captain Falcon races in the F-Zero Grand Prix’s with his trusty vehicle; The Blue Falcon. Although wearing rather eccentric clothing, Captain Falcon is feared across the galaxy for his strength, speed and charisma. No villain dare stand in the way of Captain Falcon, lest they feel the wrath of his fists.

On a side note his nipples are said to glow as golden as the sun itself.

Ike – Character Overview:

Ike (Fire Emblem 9: Path of Radiance) is an added character in "Liberation: A New World". The leader of the Greil Mercenaries and the hero of Tellius. Ike wields the legendary sword of Ragnell; blessed by the Goddess Ashera. With his peerless swordplay and the skill Aether, Ike joins the Collosso Games, and runs into Link and his group; joining them after a furious battle. Although rather blunt and ignorant sometimes, Ike is a caring man who works hard to protect his friends and family.

On a side note it has been made clear that Ike has no sympathy whatsover for anyone at all who does not in fact fight for their friends.

Ness – Character Overview:

Ness (Mother 2) is an added character set to appear in "Liberation: A New World". Ness is a young boy from the town of Onett. A popular and cheerful kid who loves baseball, noticeable by his trademark baseball cap and bat. Ness came across a meteor one night and set out on a quest after being guided by Buzz Buzz to save the world from the ultimate evil, or embodiment of evil; Giygas. Using his PK powers and with the help from his friends, Ness managed to save the world from Giygas. It is also notable that Ness’ name is an anagram of SNES.

Ness has been known to state that everything is oookay!

Mario – Character Overview:

Mario (Super Mario Bros.) is an added character in "Liberation: A New World". The legendary plumber from the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario made his first appearance in 1981, and since then, he’s become a world wide phenomenon. Wearing his trademark cap and overalls Mario meets Link once again when he and Zelda accidentally warp to the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario is a very cheerful man, with a heart of gold, doing whatever he can to aid others. It is also worth noting that his manly moustache has been the cause of his many admirers.

The Super and manly moustached plumber has been known to use the words: "MAMA LUIGI?!" quite a bit.

Ganondorf – Character Overview:

Ganondorf (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time) is an added character in "Liberation: A New World". The revered King of Evil and leader of the Gerudo Tribe takes a more comical appearance in “Liberation: A New World”, constantly trying to find Link and ultimately defeat his sworn enemy once and for all. Unfortunately for the determined individual, he never stands a chance, even losing ultimately to the Headmaster of Orange Star High, Devdan.

On a side note his crotch is said to bulge out whenever he laughs maniacally.

Devdan – Character Overview:

Devdan (Fire Emblem 9: Path of Radiance) is an added character in "Liberation: A New World". An extremely eccentric man, Devdan is the Headmaster of Orange Star High, ruling with the simplest rules. “You must always smile. Or else!” Devdan himself even follows the rules and always smiles, chuckling with his trademark laugh “Mu ha ha he ho he hoo!” much to the other’s confusion.

On a related note, Devdan is most certainly not Danved, and fights like ten men.

Yoshi – Character Overview:

Yoshi (Super Mario World) is an added character set to appear in "Liberation: A New World". A happy go lucky dinosaur that loves to eat anything; including foes and fire. Even in times of danger, Yoshi always exhibits a positive and cheerful manner befitting of a child. The cute bundle of joy always wears his typical red shoes and is noticeable by his huge, round, green nose. Yoshi has been known to give rides to those who leap onto the saddle harnessed on his back.

Is has been made painfully clear that Yoshi's recovery is less than adequate.

Samus Aran – Character Overview:

Samus (Metroid) is an added character set to appear in "Liberation: A New World". Raised by the Chozo since birth, Samus developed super athletic abilities from training with them, even gaining a Chozo blood infused Power Suit; capable of firing missiles, ice, plasma, electricity and the like. When she was young, the ferocious leader of the Space Pirates; Ridley, killed her parents. Hatred with the two runs deep, as the two battle for years never resulting in a victory or defeat.

It also worth nothing that she is hawt. :O

Fox McCloud – Character Overview:

Fox McCloud (Starfox) is an added character set to appear in "Liberation: A New World". The leader of the Starfox Mercenaries, Fox is an ace pilot and skilled combat specialist. Despite his serious attitude to missions he is generally an easy going person who prefers to solve things by himself to avoid the harm of other members of his team, especially Krystal.

He has made everyone know very well that 'here he comes'.

Wario – Character Overview:

Wario (Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins) is an added character set to appear in: "Liberation: A New World". The greedy, unhygienic and also Herculean in strength rival to Mario, Wario’s only goal in life is to get rich; and fast, relying on anything to gain some money, including treasure hunting and selling his rather popular series of games at his company “Wario Ware Inc.” Despite his anti-social behaviour and gross hygiene, Wario has many friends and fans.

It is also worth noting that he is a greedy fat bastard who will do more than his fair share in order to steal your treasure. :O

Isaac - Character Overview:

Isaac (Golden Sun) is an added character set to appear in: "Liberation: A New World". Hailing from the small village of Vale, Isaac is a Venus Adept - a group of people who are skilled in the arts of the elements - and a highly skilled Swordsman, even managing to unleash the mighty Sol Blade's hidden effect numerous times. Being of a quiet nature, Isaac tends not to speak very often and relies on his comrades to do the talking. In spite of his generic anime look it is (thankfully) known that he is not a traditonal RPG emo.

Isaac has been known to share similarities with... Uh... Sir Isaac Newton. Lololololol. Too much?

Bow - Character overview:

Bow (Lol no gamez) is a guest character set to appear in “Liberation: A New World”. Just an ordinary girl who lives an ordinary life, going to college, writing novels and playing video games, Bow one day finds a magical bracelet given to her by a travelling salesman granting her the ability to travel through time. In an attempt to make the present a much better place, she travels back in time to try and alter history for the better, unwillingly causing paradoxes. Although she is sarcastic and attempts to be witty, she is generally very easy going and tries to get along with anybody. Unless they’re chavs or idiots (the same thing). She also always wears her trademark hat and is a closet Captain Falcon fan, and has a shrine of him in her wardrobe.

Her name is a very crappy pun on Bow and Fits. Geddit? Cause, the bow fits! Ugh…

Garnef - Character overview:

Garnef (Fire Emblem: Monshō no Nazo) is a member of the Ministry in “Liberation: A New World.” He was once a star pupil of Gato. He was once a man of justice, but lacks a caring heart, which causes him to be disqualified to become the inheritor of the Aura spell. Out of jealousy, Garnef invented the spell Maph and it twisted his soul, trying to destroy the world with the help of the Dolua Empire.

Garnef holds a vendetta against Marth. Years ago at school, Marth accidently burnt Garnef’s face on a stove causing the crustified bastard to want his vengence by burning Marth’s pretty boy face and flushing his tiara down the toilet.

Darius - Character Overview:

Darius (Original) is a guest character and member of the Ministry in “Liberation: A New World,” he is Wario’s hated brother that is completley moronic and cannot feel pain. Everything is candy land to Darius as even when getting burnt, shot, eaten or thrown off a plane, he always has fun and says his trademark “Yaaaaaaaaaay!” Darius has spiky blonde hair and a ‘D’ shaped moustache with a teal coloured shirt with a huge red ‘D’ on it to make it known that he is the Darius.

Darius is an original Character created by the author Standard-DB.

Darius took an I.Q test. The test paper burned.

M. Bison - Character Overview:

M. Bison (Street Fighter) is a guest character and member of the Ministry set to appear in “Liberation: A New World.” He is one of the most powerful fighters in the game with his iconic Psycho Crusher and ability to kick asses within seconds branding him “broken” status in Street Fighter. Aside from kicking ass, he is also known to watch matches of Street Fighters being pummeled to dust. Which should be any moment now.

M. Bison has a man crush on Guile and always likes to take charge in the relationship, saying that it is delicious, not to be hasty and saying YES! YES! At the height of an orgasm.

Masahiro Sakurai - Character Overview:

Sakurai (Reality) is a guest character set to appear in “Liberation: A New World.” Creator of the 7th place Kirby series, Sakurai is the biggest troll in video game history adding in tripping, the most random trophies, stickers, R.O.B and Kirby’s foot. As if voicing DeDeDe wasn’t enough, Sakurai puts his characters in the middle of the select screen and turns the Subspace into ‘Kirby and friends save the day.’ He has also been known to have a Landmaster and (laughs) a lot.

Sakurai is an original character created by the author (laughs).

Sakurai was once pushed off a building by an angry Brawl fan. He was told “YOU MUST RECOVER!” Unfortunatley, Sakurai floated back up Kirby style and clobbered dat dere fanboy then (laughs)ed at him.

Steven - Character Overview:

Steven (lol vain) is a guest character in "Liberation: A New World". A roaming Pokémon Trainer from the north-eastern land of Kanto, Steven was a very arrogant individual at the beginning of his journey from the town of Pallet, however due to a horrible loss he managed to gain a better frame of mind for battling and in general life itself. He began his journey with a level 5 Squirtle after (somehow) managing to faint a level 40 Arcanine in the Viridian Gym. He is now allied with the New World Order rebellion in Veilstone City.

Steven is an original character created by the author SCUM!

Kevin - Character Overview:

Kevin (Omg) is a guest character in "Liberation: A New World". Hailing from the north-western land of Johto, Kevin originally was a thief who preyed on the unwary travellers that unluckily passed him on Route 42, however after making a well known name for himself in Johto the young thief was exiled from the lush land of Johto and forced into Kanto. There he merely continued his piracy on well known drug items such as Protein and Carbos. Now though the young man is currently allied with with the New World Order rebellion in Veilstone City, however there are still reports of his thieving and piracy. He still remains at large. His starter was a fierce and loyal Feraligatr named Ubergator.

Kevin is an original character created by the author lol.

Tom - Character Overview:

Tom (Lé gasp!) is a guest character in "Liberation: A New World". An uber Wario and Ike fan (see above if you need to you dumb SCUM!) Tom was originally living on the high mountains of Snowpoint City in the eastern land of Sinnoh when a chemically modified Sneasal (which he later nicknamed as Winston P. Wellington) had somehow made its way to his door. Unlike many trainers, Tom hadn't started his journey to become the ultimate Pokémon trainer or even a co-ordinator (lol) rather he instead decided to journey across the lands to broaden his horizons which also led him to meet his two other strange companions. A bubbly Chikorita nicknamed Fiore and an (oh so very XD) aggressive Zangoose named Giggles. He is currently in league with the New World Order rebellion in Veilstone City.

Tom is an original character created by the author Ike.

More soon.

Character Profiles:

Yeah these ones are for that new one I started a little while ago The P. Files on request from skaddles and of course anyone who secretly reads it themselves.

Looker - Character Overview:

Looker (Pokémon Platinum) is the central character in "The P. Files". A former agent of the International Police based in Hoenn, Looker had managed to foil the underhanded schemes of both Galactic leader Cyrus and later leader Charon's plans with the help of his current assistant Lucas McLaren, Dawn Rowan and the wandering Pokémon trainer Barry Samson. After receiving a large money sum in reward he opened up his own investigation business with Lucas working at his side as his trusty assistant and companion. Looker is by no means a miserable individual but rather almost always sees the wrong side in both people and Pokémon after a life of dealing with the latter problem. At times he can even seem cruel and uncaring but this is merely a ruse to protect himself from the cruel side of other people and often shows his kind side to his good friend and workmate Lucas. He also has a strange, unexplained dislike for women in general.

Lucas McLaren - Character Overview:

Lucas (Pokémon Diamond/Pearl) is a main character in "The P. Files". Once a wandering Pokémon trainer Lucas travelled the large world of Sinnoh not for more and more strength but to gain more knowledge and learn all the secrets he could of Pokémon themselves. After banding together with the once timid Dawn, the impetous Barry and his future employer; Detective Looker he had managed to take down the dangerous cult known as Galactic and saved the land of Sinnoh. Even at the age of seventeen Lucas is as mature as a ten year old at times and can barely hold his energy if at all however he does mean well and proves it time and time again. He is currently working for the now independent detective Looker in their most recent case, a missing Chikorita by the nickname of 'Chainy'.

Dawn Rowan - Character Overview:

Dawn (Pokémon Diamond/Pearl) is a supporting character in "The P. Files". Being the first born daughter of the widely known Professor Rowan, Dawn knows much of Pokémon's abilities, natures and even their habitats. She joined together with the brooding detective Looker, and her two childhood friends Lucas and Barry to fight the eccentric Team Galactic although her once timid nature had foiled her now and again. That said however she has overcome a great deal of her weakness and has only grown stronger through the long ordeal in Sinnoh. Now though she is currently and voluntarily working with Looker and his assistant Lucas on the missing Chikorita case.

Barry Samson - Character Overview:

Barry (Pokémon Diamond/Pearl) is a supporting character scheduled to appear in "The P. Files". The first and only son of the revered and powerful Tower Tycoon Palmer, Barry is a wandering Pokémon trainer from the lush land of Sinnoh. Unlike many other trainers who begin their journeys Barry started his with a single goal in mind: to be stronger and even more respected and recognised than his own father. Growing sick of always being compared to his father the young Barry set out to prove himself and managed to accomplish in felling the diabolical Team Galactic with the assistance of his two friends Dawn and Lucas and even managed to become the regional Sinnoh Champion. Currently however the trainer has left the land of Sinnoh, in a search for (ironically) more strength.

Neil Tovlar - Character Overview:

Neil (Original Character) is an added character in "The P. Files". Neil Tovlar once an outstanding Interpol officer was very good friends with and a fierce rival to fellow detective Looker. However where Looker was careful, cautious and level headed Neil was the complete opposite, brash, impatient and headstrong preferring a more 'hands on' approach than Looker's careful methods. Neil met his official end in the southwestern land of Hoenn while on a rescue mission to track down hostages held in the Mossdeep City Space Centre. After managing to simply power through the enemy guards easily enough Neil attempted to take the enemy leader directly however he didn't count on Looker locking the room's main door shut, thereby choosing to eliminate both the enemy leader and Neil though unintentionally it seemed. And so the man had met with a presumed gruesome end indeed but to his own surprise he survived with hideous burns. He soon thereafter left Interpol and headed for Johto and beginning his own crime syndicate in the underground of Goldenrod City under the codename 'Yaumen'. He bears an unrelenting grudge against Looker for his 'death' but still harbours respect for him.

More soon.

In any case that's me done my generic profile so by this point, ye can either enjoy my fics or simply go to hell. 'Till next time. ;)

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1. The P Files » reviews
Five years after the events of Platinum Looker begins a business as an investigator with Lucas as his assistant and bodyguard. Finally gaining another job Looker is disheartened at it however it turns out to be much more dangerous than he once thought...
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,934 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-9-09 - Published: 10-29-09 - Looker/Handsome & Lucas/Kouki
2. Pokémon Red and Blue: Road of a Champion » reviews
My take on Red/Blue. Contains elements from the games, manga and lol anime. Rated 'M' for strong language.
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,934 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 9-20-08
3. Liberation: A New World » reviews
For the lolz.
Crossover - X-overs & Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 240,424 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 7-8-09 - Published: 11-30-07 - Link
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