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Estora
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since: 01-10-06, id: 967557, Profile edited: 08-19-08
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Author has written 7 stories for Mummy, House, M.D., and Twilight.

I AM AN ANTI-TWILIGHTER AND I AM PROUD OF IT.

Twilight is one of the most sexist books in the history of the 21st Century. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pen Name: Estora. I mean, duh.
Real Name: It is not for you to know, foolish mortals.
Age: Underage.
Estora in a Nutshell: Have an Ego (with a capital E) the size of Russia, and you are all fuelling it. Deal with it.
Favourite Books: The Woman in White, Jane Eyre, The Book Thief, And Then There Were None, The Hot Zone, Armadale, and Rebecca.

Favourite Fanfiction Stories (and highly recommended):

ReGenesis (The Mummy), by winternightBliSs
Hereafter (The Mummy), by marxbros
Tramps and Thieves (The Mummy), by Brunette
Pistol: A Rendition (The Mummy), by AnaMaria501
Harem Nights: Volumes I, II & III (The Mummy), by Nakhti

I…

Procrastinate. Badly.

Am an assassin. No, seriously.

Have an “unhealthy obsession” with Macbeth.

Also have an “unhealthy obsession” with the Ebola virus. Thanks, Richard Preston…

Intensely dislike cockroaches.

Think spiders are misunderstood. I mean, look at all that hard work they do to spin a web, something of such intricate beauty, and we mere Homo sapiens come along and kill spiders wherever we see them! Destroy their webs! It’s injustice, I tell you. We should be worshipping these incredible creatures!

…Despite the argument above, don’t like spiders either.

Want to be a surgeon.

Want to be an author.

Was the only one in my Year 8 class who would dissect the lamb heart, let alone touch it.

Later chased my screaming classmates around the science lab going “touch the heart, touch the heart!”

Think that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows should have ended thus: Harry dies, Voldemort takes over. Bwah.

Am sadistic.

Want to study viruses. Especially Ebola.

Collect funny sayings. Or at least, try to. I usually forget them before I write them down.

Have warped sleeping patterns.

Love villains. They fascinate me.

Love classic novels, especially gothic realism and sensation novels.

Worship Shakespeare.

Don’t think everyone is out to get me – I know everyone is out to get me!

Am paranoid.

Have an account on FictionPress.Com, under the same pen name.

Would like you to check out my original stories.

Would like you to review my original stories.

Think the Ebola virus will eventually wipe out the human race.

Would like to think that I am a reincarnated Egyptian Queen.

Am obsessed with the Romanov Dynasty.

Convinced that Anna Anderson was a fake.

Love torturing my main characters in my stories.

Love killing off main characters in my stories.

Like to think that I can hold grudges for more than a few minutes.

Have a cool evil laugh.

Have an ambition…to go swimming in the middle of a thunderstorm. Outdoors.

Am running out of things to say.

Favourite Sayings:

Bad spellers of the world – Untie!

Procrastinators, unite!…Tomorrow.

If a piece of toast always lands butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if I strapped a piece of toast butter-side-up to a cat and dropped it?

Hey, I found an answer to this one! Nakhti, this is for you: The paradox is that these two forces are clearly in exact opposition. One theory states that as it approaches the ground, each side will spin away from the ground to avoid it and the cat/toast will hover and rotate infinitely, producing an anti-gravity effect. However, this would violate the Law of Conservation of Energy, because the cat/toast needs additional energy to continue to hover and spin. The result is that two infinitely strong forces are in opposition. This will have a devastating effect on the universe and the space-time continuum, and create the apocalypse.

If ‘Con’ is the opposite of ‘Pro’, does that mean that Congress is the opposite of Progress?


Funny Reviews from Daylight, my Twilight fanfiction, that are LULZ-worthy:

From: bella almost cullen --

pfft. not yet,hey??
RAWR>
i would... but i couldn't be bothered. who would spend their time writing about how they hate twilight. you've read all of them, most probably, and you 'hate' them. your obsessed with hating them - your still obsessed. loser.




1. Daylight » reviews
Twilight: without the purple prose, unrealistic characters, and sheer stupidity. Because I can, and people have said that I'm BETTER than Stephenie Meyer. Chapter Two, Part I is up! FLAMES ALLOWED!
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 8-5-08
2. You Can't Save Everyone » reviews
Complete. Five parts, and the five people House couldn't save...slight Huddy.
Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 3-23-08
3. Sinister Resurrection » reviews
Just when you thought the story was over...It is 1945. World War Two has just ended. The adventure is bigger and greater than ever. The danger is overwhelming. The price of failure is unimaginable. The ending...is unthinkable. CHP10UP!
Mummy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,707 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 7-4-07
4. The Mummy: A Final Rising » reviews
COMPLETE. Nine years after Ahm Shere, something far more sinister has awoken. Those who are meant to be dead don't stay dead. That which was meant to stay hidden...is revealed.
Complete - Mummy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,590 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 5-31-06
5. Past and Present Collide » reviews
COMPLETE. Six years after TMR, my version, Evy is having visions again, but what have they got to do with Ardeth and Hayley? Will everyone get the happy ending they've always wanted, or will someone be left heartbroken?
Complete - Mummy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,503 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 5-26-06 - Published: 3-22-06
6. The Mummy Returns » reviews
COMPLETE. My version of TMR, sequel to TM, also my version. Once again, Rick's sister is in the picture, but what dramatic changes will she make? And what does it have to do with Evy's previous life?
Complete - Mummy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,184 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 3-10-06
7. The Mummy » reviews
COMPLETE. This is my version of The Mummy. What would have happened if Rick O'Connell's sister stepped into the picture?
Complete - Mummy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,599 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 3-8-06 - Published: 2-21-06
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