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Author has written 19 stories for Red Eye, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Charmed, and Dragon Age. CURRENTLY - EXPERIENCING SOME KIND OF CAFFEINE OVERLOAD... WILL BE BACK AS SOON AS THE MONKEYS GO AWAY... Currently writing the dark modern day Dragon Age 2 fanfiction, 'Just Another Night In Kirkwall City'. My DeviantArt Site: http://coldethyl13.deviantart.com/ Okay, so last time I looked at my profile, apparently I was still a teenager (and my goodness did I use to write some bad fanfiction back in the day... Ugh, the horror... See kids? If you want an example of how NOT to write, look at my earliest works). So I am now apparently an adult, and I suppose I should introduce myself to any newcomers. I'm from the UK, doing a photography degree at uni/trying to get into a good modelling agency, and I enjoy long walks through fields at midnight whilst absolutely stoking drunk with no idea where I'm going (I joke; that was a horrible experience...) My current obsession is Dragon Age (2, Awakenings, and Darkspawn Chronicles), but I suppose I can also count anything medieval/fantasy (apart from World of Warcraft; I won't sink that low lol). My favourite pairing is Anders/ anyone female (nothing against homosexuality at all; it's just that I'm a woman and most people usually like to place themselves in fics when it's romance-based), or comedic fics starring him and Oghren :) I watch Grimm, White Collar and Shameless on the tv (plus whatever documentary is on), I listen to a range of music ( usually anything I think applies to me, my characters, or something I can dance to and enjoy) from Frank Sinatra through Motley Crue to certain chart songs. I love anything psychology and film, and most of my books (and there are a lot) are something comic related. I also seem to have grown a collection of erotica ever since reading 50 Shades of Grey... I do suffer from having awful writer's block and dyslexia, so please bear with me when reading any of my chapter fics. Also, when it comes to game fanfiction, I WILL use my player if that is what the game is like. I suppose that means that I insert myself into these stories (I'm not a fan of people who turn the characters 'into them' but a thousand times prettier and nicer or whatever when playing a game. For games that require you to use your own way about things, it's just a little pitiful when you see these big burly warriors who actually are large spotty nerds in real life. Sure, sometimes they should be good looking and all-powerful, but not RPGs...) Rant over, I'm actually a very nice person in real life lol. That's me; a British photographer/geek who probably swears drinks and burps too much. My husband must feel so lucky XD | |||||||
1. Just Another Night In Kirkwall City » reviewsON HIATUS DUE TO A WYVERN SIZED AMOUNT OF UNI WORK Modern day retelling of Dragon Age 2. Dark themes, some lemon in future. F!Hawke/Anders, cameos/mentions of DA Origins characters. Please R&R, haven't written in a year and need to know how I'm doingDragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,250 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-25-13 - Published: 9-9-12 - Hawke (F) & Anders2. The Broodiest Little Christmas ElfMaybe not my best work, but I couldn't resist using the image of Fenris as a Christmas elf. Rating for ever-so-slight Isabella bit at the endDragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Published: 12-24-12 - Fenris - Complete3. Balance » reviewsJack discovers a rather disturbing secret about a certain Ms. Reisert, one which his boss already knows. NOT a Cilli-squeeing ficRed Eye - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,630 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-24-09 - Published: 3-3-08 - Complete4. Along Came A Spider reviewsSequel to Balance. Rated for graphic content. The serial killer Spider has come back, and Lisa's lost in Dragontown. Inspired by and involving Alice Cooper more or less . Please R&R xxxRed Eye - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,782 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 9-2-08 - Complete5. Perfume reviewsLisa meets her worst fear. Rated for violence, but if the rating needs to change, tell me. This is what happens when you play with parking lots and cyanideinfused Chanel.Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-10-07 - Complete6. I'm okay »High school plus Red eyeBatman Begins etc. Inspired by 'I'm not okay' by My chemical Romance. Hopefully this will get some songs from Panic! at the disco etc coming into it. Tell me if the rating needs changing.Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,904 - Updated: 1-3-07 - Published: 12-10-067. At Death's door reviewsPossibly a little darker than I'd planned. In all, this is set when Chris Perry died, and his thoughts as he lies in the attic, waiting for Leo.Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-30-06 - Chris H. - Complete8. Jerry, Jerry! » reviewsWhen Jerry Springer meets Red eye. Nuff said. rated for potenial language. Audience participation included.Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-29-06 - Published: 10-9-06 - Complete9. Fantastic four » reviewsI know it's a weird title, and no, it is not about the real fantastic four! It's about the Joker, Cat woman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinne and Scarecrow. Rating just to be safe. Red eye crossover. Okay, so maybe it isn't a romatic story, but there are a lot oBatman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 1-31-06 - Complete10. Jack the Ripper » reviewsI won't say it here. It's not that is bad or anything, it's just that I hve a summary in the chapters list. By the way, the Jack the Ripper facts ARE very true. I have a book to prove it.Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,486 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-1-06 - Published: 3-1-06 - Complete11. Invisible to all but you » reviewsLisa and Jackson haven't seen each other in quite some time. Now they do, but this isn't the best time for either of them. She discovers a dark secret. LisaJackson pairing. Rating just to be safe. Just like HeavenRed eye crossover.Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 1-26-06 - Complete12. London Underground reviewsThe title says it all. This is my first humour fic, so don't flame it. Has the song in it, so be aware of the words, though not all of them are in this.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-24-06 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete13. Escaping Azkaban reviewsJust a short humour fic by Barty Crouch Jr. Has one tiny bad word in it, but is mild. Enjoy.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-15-06 - Barty C. Jr. - Complete14. Jack's song reviewsA little song fic that is a Red eye Nightmare before Xmas crossover. A bit weird, but I like it. Please R and R!Red Eye - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-20-06 - Complete15. Valentine's Day reviewsWhy is the Doctor acting so strangly? Just a bit of fluff that was dying to be written. Please R&R. Oh, and enjoy. Contains one mild bad word.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-10-06 - Complete16. You still owe me reviewsSet just after the werewolf episode. Shrt and sweet. One shot. Sorry it's a bit short.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-23-06 - Complete17. Jack's funeral reviewsShort and sweet. Oneshot. You get the idea from the title. Has two words that I don't know if they would fit K rating, so it's a T. Slight Batman Begins crossover. R and R!Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-06 - Complete18. Angel in a hellhole reviewsSort of a sequel to Red eye. Jack's back, and Lisa's gone to a bar. Then she starts singing 'Because of you' by Kelly Clarkson. What could happen?Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-11-06 - Complete
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