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| The Illustrious Crackpot |
Author has written 56 stories for Looney Tunes, Muppets Tonight, Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, Disney, Corpse Bride, Monty Python, Pinky and the Brain, Animaniacs, Calvin & Hobbes, Invader Zim, Teen Titans, Camp Lazlo, Peanuts, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, DarkWing Duck, Catcher in the Rye, Powerpuff Girls, Jhonen Vasquez, Codename: Kids Next Door, Phineas and Ferb, Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, Tales of Symphonia, Medabots, Megamind, and Warrior U. "There are those who say that life is like a book, with chapters for each event in your life and a limited number of pages on which you can spend your time. But I prefer to think that a book is like a life, particularly a good one, which is well worth staying up all night to finish."—Lemony Snicket "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"—Albus Dumbledore Hi! I am a very random person and my obsessions change A LOT, so that's why there's going to be a TON of fanfics here on various subjects. ...Even in some categories that a total of THREE PEOPLE actually go to. (No, seriously. Look, I wrote for "The Catcher In The Rye", for Pete's sake.) Also, I haven't been in the fanfiction game too much lately, so don't expect too much here, except maybe the occasional oneshot. Though this could change later on. ILLUSTRATIONS RELATED TO MY FANFICTIONS: Camp Lazlo: Invader Zim: —"Live From The Field" ("Live From The Field Cover") Medabots: Muppets: Phineas And Ferb: Pinky And The Brain: Also: —fanart for Nyachu's incredible Camp Lazlo story "Marshmallows Never Lie" (Numbers One, Two, Three, and Three With Color) ——Other places I can be found: My YouTube account, where I post all my music videos As co-author of the Camp Lazlo fanfiction "Kidney Stones" with iEATfood, who is amazing as an author and an artist. And as creator of the original comic series "Madness in a Box", which I really hope you check out if you enjoy my writing style. NOW GO HERE AND HERE JUST BECAUSE PINKY LILLIX IS AWESOME! ANONYMOUS REVIEWERS: Know that I appreciate your comments, although I cannot respond to them. Even if you add your email address, I won't reply as I'd rather that my own address wasn't out circulating the 'Net. That's why it's not listed here. | |||||
1. Under WrapsEmet, being a tailor and aspiring fashion designer, just LOVES exotic fabrics. So when she finds out about this guy named "Hevvin" whose clothes are made of unicorn fur...Warrior U - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,761 - Published: 7-26-12 - Emet - Complete2. A Pleasant Evening Talk reviewsRoxanne decides to have a simple, adult conversation with Megamind. Nothing could possibly go wrong... Post-movie, some spoilers.Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-26-12 - Megamind & Roxanne R. - Complete3. Innocence And Ego reviewsHe's the do-er, she's the observer. He's the one stealing the spotlight, she's the one watching from the shadows. A MetabeeXBrass 50 themes pairing set.Medabots - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-21-10 - Complete4. If I'm In Love, PLEASE SHOOT ME! » reviewsEdward is the one scout in Camp Kidney LEAST likely to ever get involved in anything too romantic. And yet he's suddenly tangled in a crazy romantic jumble of secrets, naivete, misunderstandings, and a celebrity crush in reverse. Can he possibly survive?Camp Lazlo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,609 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 8-27-10 - Published: 6-15-09 - Complete5. Play It Again, Samson » reviewsArt imitates life, which imitates art; and music is the greatest art of all. A collection of oneshots focusing on various characters and/or pairings, all inspired by song lyrics.Camp Lazlo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-12-10 - Published: 9-1-096. Show Me Fifty Times And I'll Believe You » reviewsTHEME CHALLENGE SET. There is no such thing as a "stock" relationship, as every connection between any two people is inherently unique. The relationships in Phineas and Ferb—platonic, romantic, or otherwise—are no different.Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,836 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 9-7-087. The Void reviews*WARNING! MAJOR SPOILERS!* For far too long, Presea was lost to a void, feeling nothing and experiencing nothing. Now that she's left that void, she's found another in her life...and this will be impossible to fill.Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-08 - Presea C. - Complete8. Piggy In The Middle reviewsMiss Piggy fears nothing; not poverty, not obscurity, not even dangerous weapons...except maybe an attack of conscience.Muppets Tonight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-7-08 - Complete9. Dummy reviewsHe wasn't stupid. He KNEW he wasn't. But the fact that his best friend thought so depressed and infuriated him all at once.Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-10-08 - Complete10. The Great Danville Cold Wars reviewsA silly little story about Candace falling ill, Phineas and Ferb venturing into the field of modern medicine, and Perry's epic quest to stop yet another of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes!Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 7-6-08 - Complete11. When Mice Were Men » reviewsCollabfic with Cacaxa. As usual, Pinky and Brain try to take over the world. And, as usual, they fail. But this time, failure means seeing the world through different eyes, and new experiences that might not all be pleasant.Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,332 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 6-11-08 - Published: 12-20-0712. Face In The Crowd reviewsWe both treat each other exactly the same way we treat everyone else. So why does it feel different?Camp Lazlo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-8-08 - Complete13. Serendipity reviewsFor the silent one of the family, Ferb certainly keeps a lot of things to himself. This story is one of them.Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 5-19-08 - Complete14. As Crime Goes By reviewsPoor, poor Negaduck. The city's just no place for crime today. But he'll be darned if he can't drag the rest of the Fearsome Five all across St. Canard and back without raising SOME havoc...DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-1-08 - Complete15. Carbon Copies reviewsPost I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S., contains spoilers. Numbuh 362 wants Sector V to accept a new trainee into their ranks, but, for some reason, Numbuh Five keeps refusing.Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-2-08 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5 & Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete16. Operation: TEARS reviewsPost I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S., contains some spoilers. Lizzie's having a hard time coping, even though she'd officially dumped Nigel long before the "incident". Dealing with an irritating KND operative in search of information is the LAST thing she wants.Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-2-08 - Lizzie D. - Complete17. Just A Smile And A Song reviewsPoor insecure Raj is miffed that Patsy is always ignoring him. When he offers to provide musical accompaniment for a "concert" she's singing in, will she finally notice him...or will this plot blow up in his face?Camp Lazlo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-14-08 - Complete18. Dust In The Wind reviewsPost Z.E.R.O., contains spoilers. ...The most tragic element of their romance was that they would never remember it.Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-24-08 - DCFDTL - Complete19. Confessions Of An Insomniac reviewsI know it's an EXTREMELY well guarded secret, but Nny isn't the easiest person to talk to. Especially not like this.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-6-08 - Johnny C. - Complete20. Tis The Season reviewsIt's that time of year again, and Bloo's complaining of a lack of snow while Mac is thinking about something a bit more complicated than the existence of a Santa Claus. Happy nondenominational holidays!Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-24-07 - Mac & Bloo - Complete21. Checkmate reviewsIt was only to be expected that two such intellects would meet in a game of chess, never mind their alignments with good or evil. And, for the duration of a game, perhaps they could forget that they were on opposite sides.Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-8-07 - Blossom & Mojo Jojo - Complete22. Letter To Phoebe reviews[post Catcher, contains spoilers] Holden writes a letter to his sister reflecting on events in his life.Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-14-07 - Complete23. Bittersweet Thorns reviewsSometimes childhood events come back to haunt us. Other times, they determine the patterns of our entire lives.DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-14-07 - Complete24. Some People Just Can't Stand The Wait reviewsYes, it HAD to be that night. And that store, too. Really, who WOULDN'T steal one?DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-9-07 - Complete25. The Adventures of Sherlock Brain » reviewsIn order to take over the world, Brain decides to become the greatest detective in history and earn universal adoration. But it'll be hard to pull this off when he has to contend with Pinky, a demented FFN author and other troubles too numerous to list!Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,358 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 9-8-07 - Published: 6-30-07 - Complete26. Futile Wishes reviewsI didn't want to love him. It wouldn't be right. But why can't I help watching him, even from afar?Camp Lazlo - Rated: K - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-23-07 - Complete27. Midnight And A Full Moon reviewsThe bond between Imaginary Friend and Creator is a strange one. For a crazy old woman and her austere rabbit, this bond is stranger than most.Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-18-07 - Mr. Herriman & Madame Foster - Complete28. Solve Mysteries With Hercule Yakko! » reviewsA collection of pointlessly bizarre oneshots of mysteries you can quoteunquote Solve Along With Yakko. Idea from a Woody Allen book.Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 5-14-0729. A Different Line of Work reviewsDay in and day out, constantly abused for someone else's credit. Is there any payoff? Why does he keep doing it?Camp Lazlo - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete30. Not Your Average Hostage Drama » reviewsLydeah Hoskins is your everyday psychopathic, angsty teenager who hates toons. But she doesn't know what she's getting into when she decides to kidnap the Warners. [Rating for extremely frequent language, VERY mild innuendos and gun usage.]Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,474 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 6-28-07 - Complete31. You're Not Alone, Charlie Brown reviewsNobody likes Charlie Brown—that's what he's always thought. But is it really true?Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-27-07 - Complete32. Hanging Off The Balcony reviewsLazlo pays Patsy a midnight visit with a very important question.Camp Lazlo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-14-07 - Complete33. Quality Time TO KILL YOU IN! reviewsWhile on a hiking trip, Lazlo and Edward get trapped in a cave in. Will the other scouts find them in time? And, more importantly, will Edward manage to avoid killing Lazlo?Camp Lazlo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-26-07 - Complete34. Product of a Broken Mind reviewsAnd still I persist in writing Pinky and the Brain fanfics...the Brain, however, is less than happy. WARNING: bizarre, Camp Lazlo inclusive ending. And, yes, the broken mind is my own.Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-12-07 - Complete35. Fairly Zany Tales » reviewsA purported collection of Animaney, totally insaney fairy tale parodies which I may or may not add to sporadically.Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,364 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 10-17-0636. The Elusive Butterfly » reviewsRita questions exactly how she feels about Runt, and decides to tell him that she's a cat. But things are happening too fast...Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 3-31-07 - Published: 3-11-07 - Complete37. What Fools These Shippers Be! reviewsPlease don't hurt me. It's all in good fun.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-11-07 - Zim - Complete38. The Secret Life of GIR reviewsSee the title if you want a summary. MY 20TH POST AND FIRST POST OF 2007!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-2-07 - Gir - Complete39. There's No Place Like Earth For the Holidays » reviewsZim tries to take over the world on Christmas Eve, and Dib tries desperately to stop him! Yes, it's a corny Christmas special! It's long, but IT'S THE SEASON OF GIVING! R&R!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,855 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-24-06 - Zim - Complete40. To Prove His Spudly Worth » reviewsCROSSOVER CHAOS! Control Freak desperately needs to take over Titans Tower before the end of the day or else he will suffer terrible consequences from a secret society. To help him, he selects two VERY UNLIKELY assistants...Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,385 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-21-06 - Control Freak - Complete41. The Ballad of Scrooge McDuck reviewsEvery epic hero needs a ballad. Here's Scrooge's! Apologies to Don Rosa for my deliberate stealing from his work.Disney - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-10-06 - Complete42. Pinky's Blog reviewsPinky and the Brain's new plot for global domination, as described on Pinky's weblog. Ridiculously short.Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-28-06 - Complete43. To Dib reviewsZim takes all his feelings for Dib, humans and Earth in general, smushes them together and comes up with a poem.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 11-26-06 - Zim & Dib - Complete44. Live From the Field » reviewsRELEASED TO THE PUBLIC AT LARGE! The transcripted account of how paranormal amateur Dib and yours truly snuck into an alien's secret base. NO SHIPS, HONEST TO IRK I SWEAR!Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-21-06 - Dib & Zim - Complete45. Hobbes reviewsA look on Calvin and Hobbes' friendship.Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-31-06 - Complete46. Puddlemere United's Anthem reviewsAnyone who has read Quidditch Through the Ages recognizes the name of the song Beat Back Those Bludgers, Boys, and Chuck That Quaffle Here, but after years of sneaking into World Cup games I can finally bring you the lyrics!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-24-06 - Complete47. The Brain VS the Claw Machine » reviewsIn order for the Brain's new plot to work, he and Pinky must travel to France to secure the most fabulous diamond in the world. However, with a sadistic author like me on their case, things might not end up as planned!Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,093 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-8-06 - Complete48. Monty Python's Forcibly Revised Flying Circus reviewsOur favorite Pythons have been miraculously restored to their conditions in the 70s and are pitching a new TV show! But can they conform to the decency codes the BBC now enforce?Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-1-06 - Complete49. The Last Tear She'll Have to Shed reviewsAt the end of the movie, Emily gave up Victor so Victoria could marry him. But how do both women REALLY feel about this?Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-24-06 - Complete50. A Very Muppets Mystery » reviewsPhyllis Pepper is the only human in an all Muppet town. But will things spice up when Fozzie brings her a case that leads swiftly to Muppet homicide? An insanely long and ridiculously complicated mystery.Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,899 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 9-12-06 - Complete51. Who Needs Roger Rabbit? reviewsThe story of Roger's adopted daughter trying to cope in the human world when she's been raised to understand toons.Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,313 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-4-06 - Complete52. The Spiders reviewsA oneshot attempt at a LOZ horror story, taking place during Ocarina of Time.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-4-06 - Link - Complete53. Hermione's Summer Adventure reviewsWhat exactly DID Hermione do during the summer between her first and second years? A short story that looked a little bit longer on looseleaf.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-2-06 - Hermione G. - Complete54. Foz: Behind the Bear reviewsA mockumentary of how our favorite joketelling bear rose to stardom.Muppets Tonight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-22-06 - Complete55. Origins of Marv reviewsMarvin the Martian fans rejoice: released to the public for the first time ever is the story of how Chuck Jones came up with such a unique character!Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-22-06 - Complete56. Journeys of a Space Cadet reviewsDUCK DODGERS Ever wondered why Earth and Mars share evaporation technology? Why Dodgers and the cadet are the only animals? Join draftee Harrison as he enters the world of the 24th and a half century.Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,383 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-20-06 - Complete
