"There are those who say that life is like a book, with chapters for each event in your life and a limited number of pages on which you can spend your time. But I prefer to think that a book is like a life, particularly a good one, which is well worth staying up all night to finish."—Lemony Snicket
"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"—Albus Dumbledore
Hi!
I am a very random person and my obsessions change A LOT, so that's why there's going to be a TON of fanfics here on various subjects. ...Even in some categories that a total of THREE PEOPLE actually go to. (No, seriously. Look, I wrote for "The Catcher In The Rye", for Pete's sake.)
Also, for anyone who is exceedingly mad about my not following up a certain story, let me say that I'm usually working on about five fics at once and have ideas for a ton more. Plus, I never post (or start posting) a fic until I've completely finished it. So don't hold your breath. REALLY.
IN CASE ANYONE ACTUALLY CARES:
The stuff on my .Mac site (click the "homepage" button to see that) is being moved to MY NEW DEVIANTART ACCOUNT. It'll take a while to get all of it transferred, though, which is why only a few new links will be popping up at a time. So, not that anyone's been doing that ANYWAYS, please don't post comments on the .Mac site, as I haven't been looking at that often and will not see them.
Links direct to the deviantART pieces. Pictures without links can still be found by going to the "archive" section on my .Mac page.
Blurbs for my fic "The Adventures of Sherlock Brain" ("Sherlock Brain blurb", "Detectives", and "Sherlockian Larry"),
A cover illustration for "Live From The Field" ("Live From The Field Cover"—a no-brainer if ever there was one),
A picture from the end of my fanfic "Product Of A Broken Mind" ("Edward Hates Me"),
A piece from near the middle of "Quality Time TO KILL YOU IN" ("Quality Time TO KILL YOU IN"—another no-brainer),
An illustration not necessarily from but related to "Bittersweet Thorns" ("Ephemeral"),
A picture from "The Great Danville Cold Wars" ("And By PINK He Means LIGHT RED")
Two illustrations pertaining to the collabfic I'm working on with Cacaxa, "When Mice Were Men" ("Authoresses and Lab Mice" and " 'Peter' and 'Brian' ");
Also present is fanart for Nyachu's incredible Camp Lazlo story "Marshmallows Never Lie" (Numbers One, Two and Three)
And an illustration inspired by Dude13's awesome Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends fanfictions "More Than My Friend" and "Wishing Only Wounds The Heart" ("Lonely Mac").
——Other places I can be found:
My Veoh account, where I post all my music videos
As co-author of the Camp Lazlo fanfiction "Kidney Stones" with iEATfood, who is amazing as an author and an artist.
NOW GO HERE AND HERE JUST BECAUSE PINKY LILLIX IS AWESOME!
ANONYMOUS REVIEWERS: Know that I appreciate your comments, although I cannot respond to them. Even if you add your email address, I won't reply as I'd rather that my own address wasn't out circulating the 'Net. That's why it's not listed here.
NOTE: The name "The Illustrious Crackpot" has NOTHING to do with drugs, it means "crazy person". Just like in "Who Needs Roger Rabbit", the character name "Screwball" has nothing to do with THAT, you perv.
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