All hail Iorek Byrnison, King of Bears. :P
One day I'll finish everything I have up here.
One day.
This is the page where I put things I write. I've been reading fanfiction for... hmm. Actually, I can't quite remember. Over a decade, at least. I only started writing in... lemme think... 2002. And no, you can't see what I wrote, because it's so bad it actually becomes negative bad. As in, so hilariously bad it's kinda entertaining, in the way a car crash is.
I dislike mile-long profiles (I shit thee not, I've seen author profiles here that were longer than all the author's fics put together) so I'll try and keep to the basics.
I try to make my stories original. Dunno whether it works or not. I have an addiction to feedback (and by feedback I mean constructive criticism, not 'lol good chapter' or 'update soon plz' or even the quintessential 'omg luv it') and a reasonably thick skin. So if y'see something that doesn't click, don't hesitate to point it out.
I am not really a fan of shipping - I really enjoy gen fics as well as shonen-type powerup, battle the monster fics, humor, etc - but I guess I do have one OTP. IchiRuki - it's destiny, baby (and yes, I'm fully aware that it may not be, but that's how I see it). And while I may not necessarily include it in my fics (through lack of ability to write romance, yo), I'm just the most hopeless fan for this pairing that you'll probably ever see. Kekeke.
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Peer Reviews is exactly what it says. Peer reviews submitted by the captains (or vice captains) of the Gotei 13. Expect wanton speculation, profanity, and the World's Angriest Mime. A pet project to work on when my Bleached muse is out taking a walk. :P
Bleached is a take on what might happen if the name of Ichigo's zanpakuto wasn't Zangetsu, but Nejibana. For the people out there who dunno what that means, Nejibana is the name of Shiba Kaien's zanpakuto. And if you dunno who Shiba Kaien is, I doubt the story would interest you anyway. :P
Butterfly Wings is a Naruto fic which does not involve the Akamichi clan in any way. The title is actually based on the butterfly effect. Premise is that Namikaze Minato persuades Orochimaru not to leave. Butterfly Wings will focus on the years between this event and the Kyuubi's attack. The sequel, Tornado Alert (sue me, I suck at titles and I'm proud of it) will be about our favorite, loud, orange-ish ninja. That is, assuming I ever get there.
At the End of the Tunnel is an attempt at crossing Ranma 1/2 and Neil Gaiman's Sandman. Don't ask me what I was on when I came up with it. I'm still working on it; characterizations are a pain in the ass when the source material you have is limited. Rewrite pending due to comprimises in canon.
P.S. Check out the favorites section. There's some good shit there.
On Yaoi: I don't write it, but I like to think I'm fairly open-minded in terms of reading it.
I don't really care how plausible the pairing is in canon. If it's written well and the characters are kept in character for the whole of the fic, I'm willing to at least give it a try. If I can believe that Tayuya might give Naruto the time of the day without tearing his intestines out, or that Tonks is actually not really in love with Lupin despite being morose for nearly an entire volume because he thought he was too old for her, I can certainly take the author's word for it that Ichigo and Grimmjow would really like to suck face in between beating the everloving shit out of each other. Basically, I hold the same standards for yaoi fics that I do for those with heterosexual pairings.
To date I've read about 5 yaoi fics that I can honestly say I enjoyed. Two of them featured the dreaded mpreg, one had graphic lemon scenes. What can I say? They were pretty damn good.
July 1st, 2008 - Ohhh, yer not gettin' rid of me that easily.
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