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since: 01-11-06, id: 968731, Profile Updated: 09-05-09
country: United States
Author has written 5 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Screenplays.

Hey Guys!! I am a senior in High School! I havent updated anything for a really long time, but I'm hoping my writing will be a little more distinguished now that I'm older! Big shocker since my amigas tell me I have the brain of a two years old! (No matter what they say, I was NOT running around Big R with a leash around my neck and a collar...that was once...and I was on a sugar high...) Anyway..I'm a huge fan of movies like 300...obviously...and Pirates of the Caribbean and The Dark Knight was absolutly amazing...my new favorite movie! Woot! I must say...The Joker was deliciously insane...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Drunk.Monkey

Also, please review my stories. If you review mine, I promise to review yours.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.


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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If your are bored, copy this into your profile and add your name. Captain Night James, drunk.monkey

If you like Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Carribbean, AND Star Wars, you are weird. As priorly mentioned, weird is good. If you fit in this catagory (Werid, like PTO, POTC, and SW) copy this into your file.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

if you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you cried when you found out that Johnny Depp is getting married, put this in your profile ( A/N: I bawled like a baby, dont copy that part!)

Who else besides me thinks Potter Puppet Pals is the best internet site ever?

Who else besides me has heard of Vanessa Paradis?

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If people call you emo when your not and this annoys you so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to you're profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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1. Beans reviews
Alright you guys, this is my brother's story from 6th grade and I thought it was really funny and I know that it has mis-spellings and everything, but that's how it was. Enjoy! Not to be taken seriously
Screenplays - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-19-08 - Complete
2. Let Me Help You reviews
Emma Walters is a normal teenager. Almost. She has a few problems, including depression and...well drugs. She turns to Zac, a new boy in the school, who has a past similar to hers. Can she turn her life around before it gets any worse?
Screenplays - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-9-07
3. Hush Now Baby reviews
Jack's sister Michelle has gone missing and he has to take care of her daughter, but soon things go from moderatly ok to extremly annoying to dangerous. Can Jack endure parenthood? And save his sister and neice? Bad summary but I think its good...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-7-07
4. I Can't Stop Loving You » reviews
Basically I'm taking a break from Jack Sparrow stories to write about anouther favorite character of mine....beginning's kinda slow but it does get better...Please review! NorryOC....just so you know....
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 3-11-07
5. Have I Got Stories For Ye » reviews
This is a story or rather stories about Jack's little sister and her mishaps with her brother the beloved Captain Jack Sparrow, R&R but please no flames! I like help but dont bash it!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-17-07 - Published: 3-8-07
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