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Author has written 11 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, V for Vendetta, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, House, M.D., and Harry Potter. sparrowed - (adj) To be in a drunken, Jack Sparrow-like state. Female. 7teen. Australasian. Hands up those who can't help starting new fics without finished others? (raises hand sheepishly) "Y SO SRS?" (insert void here) If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you believe that the curse of the Flying Dutchman is broken and Will and Elizabeth will be together forever with their son, Copy and Paste this into your profile. I apologize to those who still wanted to read Versus, ILY V! and Ni, Peng and Nee Wom! (yes, lovely titles, no?); yes I have deleted them. In retrospect, I must have been on some invisible crack or something, as I am not proud of them. Therefore, they got the cut. Sorry. If you still want to read Encounter With a Stranger, read it HERE. Bookmark it, add me as a friend, or review anonymously :) Enjoy the story, and I'll try to update as much as possible. Chapter 2 has been redeemed thanks to OdefortheSoul! :) | |||||||
1. Candy » reviewsToo much candy can taste bitter. Inspired by the film of the same name. Told from Charlie's POV. WARNING: drug abuseCharlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 1-5-092. Amazing and Infamous » reviewsThe amazing chocolatier, Willy Wonka, meets the infamous pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow, thanks to Room 17 and a half of the factory. They realize that it wasn't just a mistake, and they need to follow clues for their lives to return back to normal. *HIATUSCrossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,320 - Reviews: 254 - Updated: 3-31-09 - Published: 6-3-063. Why So Sirius? » reviewsGordon messes around with the Joker. Harry Potter crossover ... sorta. A twoshot?Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 2-16-09 - Published: 1-18-09 - Sirius B. & Joker - Complete4. Down the Rabbit Hole » reviewsIn the midst of a dramatic fight with Batman, the Joker accidentally tumbles into a manhole, only to emerge into a slightly less...realistic world. Inspired by the concept of 'Enchanted'. Oh, and yes. Yes, there will be singing.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 9-30-085. Mister E » reviewsCuddy is missing. The culprit has left clues that would ultimately lead to her whereabouts. And we all know House loves riddles. Huddy, but there is a lot of Hilson bromantic camaraderie -- just sayin'. References to Sherlock Holmes and Batman.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,964 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 11-1-08 - G. House & J. Wilson6. Complete User’s Guide And Manual For Willy Wonka reviewsCONGRATULATIONS! And thank you for ordering your very own Wonka Unit! In order to make the most of your amazing chocolatier, please read the following and absolutely nothing should go awry...Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-9-07 - Complete7. C For Cookie reviewsTwo people. One cookie. This can only mean one thing. Chaos.V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 3-9-07 - Complete8. Darn Parodies! reviewsEpic Movie [2007] parodies Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, so this is my take on how Willy Wonka would react if he were watching the parody of himself, along with the Buckets. Epic Movie was crap by the way, but the CATCF and POTC parts were hilarious!Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-4-07 - Complete9. Fun Size reviewsCharlie asks Mr Wonka the question that we've all wondered in our lives, whenever we eat that gosh darned 'fun size' Mars Bar. Why are smaller portions of candy always called 'fun size? Pointless oneshot.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-5-06 - Complete10. Drink Up, Willy Wonka! Yo Ho! reviewsYo ho, yo ho! A...chocolatier's life for me? The Black Pearl crew and Captain Jack Sparrow teach Willy Wonka and Charlie their special song. 'Amazing and Infamous' deleted scene between Chapters 4 and 5.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-15-06 - Complete11. One Look, One Thousand Words reviewsJack tells Anamaria about herself and her future just from a look at her hand. Who would've thought it'd seem so hard to handle! JackAna oneshotPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-18-06 - Jack S. - Complete
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