age:22

sex: that would be telling

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now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.

From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Tom and the Absolution
1997-2008

A great Character and a funny host

You will live on forever in this.

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

quotes from fanfics that i found funny as hell. dont know what fan fics there from so tittle of the story will be extremely helpful cookies to Chiko Kudo for the story and chapters of the quotes

1.When life hands you a lemon, send it back... at high velocity and tied to a cinder block-Envenomed Fox V2 - chapter 6

2."Welcome to the Ministry of Magic. Please state your name and the purpose of your visit," the cheery witch's voice announced to the six wizards tightly packed into the red telephone box.

"Death Eaters," Lucius said with a hint of amusement. "We're here to kill you." Dolohov had the audacity to smack him on the arm. The amusement in his voice vanished with a shocked exclamation of, "Ow! What was that for, you idiot?"

"They're never gonna let us in now!" the man replied as if it were obvious.

"O' ye of little faith," Lucius smirked at him. "I think I know the Ministry a bit better than you."

Sure enough, to the surprise of everyone except Lucius, the voice thanked them, wished them a good day and a silver badge dropped down. Dolohov picked it up in wonder and read it aloud. "Death Eaters. Reason for visit: Homicide." He blinked at Lucius from behind his mask. "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle."

Outside, twelve other black cloaked individuals waited their turn. As the other six started the decent into the Ministry, one turned to another.

"Hey, Rody," he asked his brother with a grin. "How many Death Eaters can you fit into a phone box?"

"Level Seven," a witch's recorded voice stated cheerfully, "Department of Magical Games and Sports."

Sirius tapped his foot impatiently. Remus shifted. Narcissa sighed.

"Level Six, Department of Magical Transportation."

Rookwood ground the heel of his boot into the inner office memo he swore had tried to take out his eye.

"Level Five, Department of International Magical Cooperation."

The sirens continued to sound and Adeline growled in frustration. "Why don't they try to stop us already?"

"Level Four, Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures."

"Oh! Let's stop here!" Sirius declared with glee, rubbing his hands together sinisterly and twirling his wand.

Remus shot him a quelling, yet thankful look, his gold eyes shining with maliciousness and showing quite clearly how much he'd love to allow Sirius to go on a rampage through that particular department.

"Level Three, Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes."

"You'd think they'd at least stop the lift or something," Jugson mused, receiving a nod from Mulciber.

"Level Two, Department of Magical Law Enforcement."

"No," Remus stated as Sirius opened his mouth, "We're not stopping."

Sirius pouted.

"Level One, Administrative Offices, including the office of the Minister for Magic."

Rookwood threw up his hands in relief. "Finally!"

"Please enter your administrative passcode."

"What?" Sirius asked in confusion.

"Oh, for the love of Merlin!" Remus cried, shouldering everyone out of the way. He slammed his hands into the doors with a resounding clang, claws gouging holes in them, and began to pull them open with obvious effort.

Everyone blinked.

"You know," Rookwood said conversationally, "there's got to be at least a dozen spells on those doors to prevent them from being forced."

"Tell that to the doors," Sirius replied as they were ripped open by the frustrated werewolf, revealing a narrow, and suspiciously empty, corridor beyond.

Remus stood to the side of the lift, glared at them with flashing eyes and pointed a finger down the corridor.

"Out!" he demanded with a feral growl. They all rushed to comply.

"Remind me never to piss him off," Rookwood whispered to Sirius. Murmurs of agreement came from the others.

"And now," Dumbledore continued as she retook her seat, "before we go to bed, let us sing the school song! Everyone pick their favorite tune, and off we go!"

'Oh God,' Harry moaned in his head. 'I'd forgotten about that.'

At the discordant cacophony that was raised by several hundred student voices age eleven to eighteen, Harry felt a headache coming on.

'Jesus, Mary and Joseph!' Nellie hissed, writhing in exaggerated pain beneath his collar. 'What in the name of all that is holy is THAT!?'

'The voice of madness,' Harry quietly replied, dropping his head into his hands.

Curse of Fate - chapter 15

3.I thought I saw a teme, I did, I did see a teme. -Fullmetal Fox - chapter 16
Welcome to Wave, Enjoy the Pain. -Fullmetal Fox - chapter 18

4.How much wood could a woodchuck chuck with a chainsaw and five pounds of TNT? -Nin Tech - chapter 3