| Backroads |
Author has written 69 stories for Fairy Tales, Harry Potter, Treasure Island, Lord of the Rings, Kim Possible, Edward Scissorhands, Book X-overs, Series Of Unfortunate Events, 10th Kingdom, Heroes, and 24. I, Backroads, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love! Well, I'm back! I've taken down a few stories, tragically the more popular ones such as A View of a Spell and The Other Princess, I apologize, in order to better work on them. A little about me... Location: Utah. (Yes, I am LDS, thank-you very much). Occupation: Teacher. I will not say grade nor subject at the risk of having my writing judged. Favorite Books: I'm a huge book lover. I have a strong fondness at this for Harry Potter, Fablehaven, and Series of Unfortunate Events, as well as various novels and pretty much every fairy tale to come out of any culture. Favorite Shows: Gilmore Girls, Supernatural, Pushing Daisies, and Monk. Favorite Movies: Ice Age, Juno, Back to the Future, and Practical Magic On fics... I believe in writing reviews. Good reviews. "Good fic" just doesn't cut it for me so I will try my best to give you a thoughtful and hopefully useful review. I also like it when people do the same to me. I am weird about hurting people's feelings, but I encourage you to rip my work to shreds. | |||||||||||
1. Envying Monte Cristo » reviewsKim has been presumed dead for six years. Now she has returned to Middleton with a strange alliance and the question of who had sold her out.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,453 - Reviews: 231 - Updated: 12-18-09 - Published: 2-6-07 - Kim P. & Brick F.2. Not Supposed to Be Incestuous » reviewsA fic involving a teenage Joss Possible. When she is nominated to crash a rival prom, things go a little amiss.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-18-09 - Published: 4-18-08 - Joss Possible & Tim/ Jim P.3. Spelled: Adventures of a Goose Girl » reviewsA story in which a sorcerer's daughter is turned into a goose, works in a kitchen, associates with squirrels, goblins, and murderers, and perhaps discovers true love.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,139 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-16-09 - Published: 10-19-094. The Curse reviewsMaybe she could not be a princess, but she still wanted her fairy tale!Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-1-08 - Complete5. Starlight, Star Bright » reviewsFawn is all set to marry her prince. But then she is horribly murdered, and before she knows it the Cinderella story is set in motion.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,978 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 7-13-08 - Published: 8-8-076. The Mirror and the Fairest reviewsAre evil queens born as such? Is the title of the Fairest eternal? When do fairy tales end? A twist on Snow White.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-20-08 - Complete7. Wanted: Fairy Godmother » reviewsTansy is a beautician. Tansy wants a job. Tansy winds up doing the hair and makeup of fairy tale girls. And perhaps a little more...Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,046 - Reviews: 241 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 11-11-068. Phone Call reviewsA call from Texas gets Heidi thinking about the past. Post PowerlessHeroes - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-07 - Nathan P. & Heidi P. - Complete9. Celandine, As Herself » reviewsYou know all those princesses that receive gifts from fairies? What the heck is a princess supposed to do if her gifts are suddenly taken away?Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,571 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 6-10-0710. Jack's Day Off » reviewsWhat does our favorite CTU agent do when he isn't saving the world?24 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 2-19-0711. Office Pranks and a Poltergeist » reviewsMaybe it wasn't such a good idea for George and Percy to run a shop together after all. DH Spoilers.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,647 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 7-25-07 - Percy W. & George W.12. Wives of Werewolves Club » reviewsFleur and Tonks. Two girls of utterly different tastes and personalities. In fact, the only thing they have in common is the nature of their husbands! Can't girls bond over that sort of thing? Now AU.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,074 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 9-24-06 - Fleur D. & N. Tonks13. Someone To Talk To reviewsFleur mourns a friendship that never quite happened. Readers of Wives of Werewolves will understand. DH Spoilers.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-24-07 - Fleur D. & N. Tonks - Complete14. Wrong Pronoun reviewsA couple of Weasley men get some office work done. It's set after DH, it contains spoilers, there you go.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-23-07 - George W. & Percy W. - Complete15. Matchsticks Made of Straw » reviewsA miller's daughter who pretends to spin straw into gold. Her brother who sort of really does. A grumpy palace guard who's onto the whole thing. Rumplestiltskin has never caused so much trouble.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,457 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 5-9-06 - Complete16. Forever reviewsA princess tells a rival, and the world, her side of the story of the Little Mermaid.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-3-07 - Complete17. Saying Something Stupid reviewsChloe and Morris head back to work after learning their big news. If only they can keep from ruining a special moment.24 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-24-07 - Complete18. Film Jealousy » reviewsAll Chloe and Milo wanted was a fun night at the movies. Why are ex husbands such pains? ChloeMorris24 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-14-07 - Published: 1-19-07 - Complete19. Yamanuchi Girls reviewsA young woman of Yamanuchi is always at peace with the universe. Even when love is lost. At least, she should be.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-25-07 - Ron S. - Complete20. Women's Shoes reviewsWhat kind of man sells women's shoes in Beverly Hills? ChloeMorris24 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-30-06 - Complete21. The Christmas Bluebird » reviewsWhat chance does a poor carpenter have to win the hand of a princess? My retelling of the holiday story.Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 12-25-06 - Published: 12-16-06 - Complete22. Student Teaching » reviewsDo Hogwarts professors just get to be professors? Or are they forced to suffer first?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 9-4-06 - N. Tonks & Hermione G. - Complete23. Not Another Cynical Fairy Tale Satire! » reviewsJust a few fractured fairy tales full of modernday cynicism and despondancy.Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 12-3-06 - Published: 2-10-0424. Dreams reviewsSometimes Nathan forgets what he loves about this world. And sometimes he remembers.Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-2-06 - Nathan P. & Heidi P. - Complete25. The Nixie » reviewsThings wait in the water by the old mill pond... and they never forget a promise made.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 10-17-06 - Published: 10-12-06 - Complete26. From the Ashes » reviewsWhen prophecies lead to war, four friends are instructed to form Hogwarts. And then they find some prophecies concern them.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,721 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 9-9-06 - Published: 4-23-04 - Salazar S. & Helga H. - Complete27. Men Are Inferior reviewsMolly and Tonks discuss the idiocy of men and other facts of life women should know.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-23-06 - Molly W. & N. Tonks - Complete28. Dear Viktor » reviewsWhat was actually in the letter Hermione wrote to Viktor Krum? Probably not what you'd think. THE REPLY IS UP!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 11-10-03 - Hermione G. & Viktor K. - Complete29. Dark Tower reviewsWhy do some princesses stay unrescued?Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-15-06 - Complete30. Sunflower reviewsOnce upon a time, a simple gardener fell in love with a princess.Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 5-31-06 - Complete31. Heroes Anonymous: A Wedding & Some Funerals » reviewsThe longawaited sequel to Heroes Anonymous. It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day! How will anyone, including the llamas, survive!Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 4-22-06 - Published: 11-5-05 - Complete32. You Kissed a Synthodrone? » reviewsAh, the glorious final fifteen minutes of So the Drama. The action, the drama, the romance! Too bad it wasn't the real Kim there.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,570 - Reviews: 200 - Updated: 2-13-06 - Published: 5-22-05 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete33. Teachers' Lounge Coffee reviewsAn accidentally stolen test, teaching burnout, a good fight, whatever makes a long day interesting. 1st Prize Winner.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-17-06 - Shego & Ron S. - Complete34. Christmas Boots reviewsShego does some lastminute Christmas shopping for herself.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-20-05 - Shego - Complete35. In the Name of Love » reviewsGirls fight over Neville. Much with chaos, OOCness, blood & guts, and stupidity.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 10-4-05 - Published: 4-4-03 - Neville L. & Fleur D. - Complete36. Flashbacks reviewsDumbledore, during his last moments of life, racks his brain for clues that Snape was against him.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 9-12-05 - Albus D. & Severus S. - Complete37. Options reviewsWhy Fiona did what she did.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-3-05 - Fiona & Fernald - Complete38. The Veil Can Wait » reviewsSince Sirius wasn't supposed to die when he fell through the Veil, he gets a second chance. The bad news: his body isn't available. The good news: Fudge has just departed, leaving a perfectly good and available body behind...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,668 - Reviews: 262 - Updated: 6-3-05 - Published: 11-27-04 - Sirius B. & N. Tonks - Complete39. Blaise's Birthday Party! reviewsHogwarts students throw a surprise party for Blaise in honor of his many achievements. Or try to, any way.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 5-2-05 - Blaise Z. & Hermione G. - Complete40. Gaming reviewsMonique gets bored during the prom and somehow winds up at Felix's place.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-19-05 - Monique & Felix - Complete41. Heroes Anonymous » reviewsVarious angsty heroes of many stories struggle with their problems. But what happens when their counselor Gandalf suggests quest therapy? Chaos and OoCness abound!Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,399 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 1-29-05 - Complete42. Forget Parsley reviews3rd and final installment of the Parsley trilogy. End scene of So the Drama. You figure it out.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-15-05 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete43. The Cafeteria Incident » reviewsFormerly 'So the Drama'. Kim needs a date for the prom. And gets one. And to Ron's amazement, he cares! So what is the truth behind the situation? Much with the KRness.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,770 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 4-7-05 - Published: 2-24-05 - Kim P. & Ron S. - Complete44. The Tale of the Rabbit Who Hopped Away reviewsVirginia gave Wolf a rabbit to cuddle. Wolf said the rabbit hopped away. Right. But what if he were telling the truth?10th Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 3-4-05 - Complete45. In reviewsWe all know it could happen... what happens when the latest trend changes a certain lady's allignment?Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 2-21-05 - Esme S. & Count O. - Complete46. Nev » reviewsA modern Snow White is thrown into a world of magic and secrets when she discovers a mystery of her family and is brought into the woods for protection.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,927 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 2-19-05 - Published: 10-17-03 - Complete47. Hesitation and Those Who Tend It reviewsHe who hesitates is lost. Actually, it leaves Captain Widdershins watching his girlfriend's kids.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-10-05 - Captain W. & Fernald - Complete48. How the Fans Stole the 6th Book reviewsIn the tradition of How the Grinch Stole Christmas... how far will fans go to keep a beloved book series from ending?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 65 - Published: 12-29-04 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete49. I'd Kill You If You Weren't Already Dead » reviewsAfter helping defeat Voldemort, Ron finds himself not only dead, but a ghost. Worse, his brother Percy had died unbeknownst to the family a year earlier. Worse still, they've been sentenced to spend the next century together. Will they survive?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,440 - Reviews: 844 - Updated: 12-27-04 - Published: 4-6-04 - Ron W. & Percy W. - Complete50. Voldy Goes to BYU! » reviewsVoldy converts to Mormonism, attends BYU, and joins a singles ward. And then love enters his life....Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 10-22-04 - Published: 1-31-03 - Voldemort & OC - Complete51. Hangover reviewsInspired by Emotion Sickness. Postmoodulator Shego has a very interesting wakeup experience when she realizes all that she had done.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-18-04 - Shego & Drakken - Complete52. Beyond Parsley reviewsRon's thoughts during the Emotion Sickness episode.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-17-04 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete53. Kitty Love reviewsWhat happens when kitties fall in love?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 10-8-04 - Hermione G. & Argus F. - Complete54. Thrice Defied reviewsThe one who would defeat the Dark Lord would be born of parents who had defied him three times. Well, how exactly did they defy Voldemort?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 8-10-04 - Voldemort & Frank L. - Complete55. Something Involving Ice reviewsWhere did Edward get all that ice, anyway?Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-30-04 - Complete56. Wave On Wave reviewsMistakes are made, people change. But redemption is always harder sought alone.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-14-04 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete57. Do These Memory Charms Ever Cause Brain Damage? reviewsPercy is going to work undercover for the Order. Now all he and Arthur have to do is stage a fight for the rest of the family. How hard can it be?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 6-6-04 - Percy W. & Arthur W. - Complete58. Brown » reviewsPercy accidently become involved with a group seeking to destroy the Order of the Phoenix and must decide where he stands in the war.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,428 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 4-5-04 - Published: 9-23-03 - Percy W. & Penelope C. - Complete59. Intelligent Conversations reviewsWhat Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 105 - Published: 12-28-03 - Gregory G. & Vincent C. - Complete60. Parsley reviewsRon's thoughts at a certain part near the end of the Christmas episode.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-22-03 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete61. Passing Through reviewsSam stops at his daughter's home soon after Rosie's death.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-17-03 - Samwise G. & Rosie C. - Complete62. Sign of the Spyglass reviewsA poem playing with the notion of what sort of person Silver's wife may have been.Treasure Island - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-8-0363. Behind the Door reviewsVoldemort discovers the horrors behind the locked door in the Department of Mysteries.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 64 - Published: 8-30-03 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete64. Snape's Revenge reviewsSnape is unable to contain his fury at the latest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor: a fluffy pink bunny.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 3-25-03 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete65. One Step Too Far reviewsJ. K. Rowling accidently kills off every single character in the series.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 2-18-03 - Susan B. - Complete66. Death of a Fan reviewsHarry's fan dies. Written before OotP came out, but still worth a read.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 2-13-03 - Harry P. - Complete67. An Independent Ginny reviewsGinny decides that she's wasted too much time on a boy who doesn't know she's alive. . . and tells him so to his face.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 2-1-03 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete68. The Conspiracy of Voldemort reviewsTommy is just a nice little boy who wants to help the world. Why does everyone tell lies about him?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 1-29-03 - Voldemort & Tom R. Jr. - Complete69. Broken Slipper reviewsAn alternate ending to Cinderella: What is a single ball worth?Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 76 - Published: 1-4-03 - Complete
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