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since: 07-22-01, id: 97017, Profile Updated: 12-18-09
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Author has written 69 stories for Fairy Tales, Harry Potter, Treasure Island, Lord of the Rings, Kim Possible, Edward Scissorhands, Book X-overs, Series Of Unfortunate Events, 10th Kingdom, Heroes, and 24.

I, Backroads, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!

Well, I'm back! I've taken down a few stories, tragically the more popular ones such as A View of a Spell and The Other Princess, I apologize, in order to better work on them.

A little about me...

Location: Utah. (Yes, I am LDS, thank-you very much).

Occupation: Teacher. I will not say grade nor subject at the risk of having my writing judged.

Favorite Books: I'm a huge book lover. I have a strong fondness at this for Harry Potter, Fablehaven, and Series of Unfortunate Events, as well as various novels and pretty much every fairy tale to come out of any culture.

Favorite Shows: Gilmore Girls, Supernatural, Pushing Daisies, and Monk.

Favorite Movies: Ice Age, Juno, Back to the Future, and Practical Magic

On fics...

I believe in writing reviews. Good reviews. "Good fic" just doesn't cut it for me so I will try my best to give you a thoughtful and hopefully useful review. I also like it when people do the same to me. I am weird about hurting people's feelings, but I encourage you to rip my work to shreds.


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1. Envying Monte Cristo » reviews
Kim has been presumed dead for six years. Now she has returned to Middleton with a strange alliance and the question of who had sold her out.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,453 - Reviews: 231 - Updated: 12-18-09 - Published: 2-6-07 - Kim P. & Brick F.
2. Not Supposed to Be Incestuous » reviews
A fic involving a teenage Joss Possible. When she is nominated to crash a rival prom, things go a little amiss.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-18-09 - Published: 4-18-08 - Joss Possible & Tim/ Jim P.
3. Spelled: Adventures of a Goose Girl » reviews
A story in which a sorcerer's daughter is turned into a goose, works in a kitchen, associates with squirrels, goblins, and murderers, and perhaps discovers true love.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,139 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-16-09 - Published: 10-19-09
4. The Curse reviews
Maybe she could not be a princess, but she still wanted her fairy tale!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-1-08 - Complete
5. Starlight, Star Bright » reviews
Fawn is all set to marry her prince. But then she is horribly murdered, and before she knows it the Cinderella story is set in motion.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,978 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 7-13-08 - Published: 8-8-07
6. The Mirror and the Fairest reviews
Are evil queens born as such? Is the title of the Fairest eternal? When do fairy tales end? A twist on Snow White.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-20-08 - Complete
7. Wanted: Fairy Godmother » reviews
Tansy is a beautician. Tansy wants a job. Tansy winds up doing the hair and makeup of fairy tale girls. And perhaps a little more...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,046 - Reviews: 241 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 11-11-06
8. Phone Call reviews
A call from Texas gets Heidi thinking about the past. Post Powerless
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-07 - Nathan P. & Heidi P. - Complete
9. Celandine, As Herself » reviews
You know all those princesses that receive gifts from fairies? What the heck is a princess supposed to do if her gifts are suddenly taken away?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,571 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 6-10-07
10. Jack's Day Off » reviews
What does our favorite CTU agent do when he isn't saving the world?
24 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 2-19-07
11. Office Pranks and a Poltergeist » reviews
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for George and Percy to run a shop together after all. DH Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,647 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 7-25-07 - Percy W. & George W.
12. Wives of Werewolves Club » reviews
Fleur and Tonks. Two girls of utterly different tastes and personalities. In fact, the only thing they have in common is the nature of their husbands! Can't girls bond over that sort of thing? Now AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,074 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 9-24-06 - Fleur D. & N. Tonks
13. Someone To Talk To reviews
Fleur mourns a friendship that never quite happened. Readers of Wives of Werewolves will understand. DH Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-24-07 - Fleur D. & N. Tonks - Complete
14. Wrong Pronoun reviews
A couple of Weasley men get some office work done. It's set after DH, it contains spoilers, there you go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-23-07 - George W. & Percy W. - Complete
15. Matchsticks Made of Straw » reviews
A miller's daughter who pretends to spin straw into gold. Her brother who sort of really does. A grumpy palace guard who's onto the whole thing. Rumplestiltskin has never caused so much trouble.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,457 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 5-9-06 - Complete
16. Forever reviews
A princess tells a rival, and the world, her side of the story of the Little Mermaid.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-3-07 - Complete
17. Saying Something Stupid reviews
Chloe and Morris head back to work after learning their big news. If only they can keep from ruining a special moment.
24 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-24-07 - Complete
18. Film Jealousy » reviews
All Chloe and Milo wanted was a fun night at the movies. Why are ex husbands such pains? ChloeMorris
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-14-07 - Published: 1-19-07 - Complete
19. Yamanuchi Girls reviews
A young woman of Yamanuchi is always at peace with the universe. Even when love is lost. At least, she should be.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-25-07 - Ron S. - Complete
20. Women's Shoes reviews
What kind of man sells women's shoes in Beverly Hills? ChloeMorris
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-30-06 - Complete
21. The Christmas Bluebird » reviews
What chance does a poor carpenter have to win the hand of a princess? My retelling of the holiday story.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 12-25-06 - Published: 12-16-06 - Complete
22. Student Teaching » reviews
Do Hogwarts professors just get to be professors? Or are they forced to suffer first?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 9-4-06 - N. Tonks & Hermione G. - Complete
23. Not Another Cynical Fairy Tale Satire! » reviews
Just a few fractured fairy tales full of modernday cynicism and despondancy.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 12-3-06 - Published: 2-10-04
24. Dreams reviews
Sometimes Nathan forgets what he loves about this world. And sometimes he remembers.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-2-06 - Nathan P. & Heidi P. - Complete
25. The Nixie » reviews
Things wait in the water by the old mill pond... and they never forget a promise made.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 10-17-06 - Published: 10-12-06 - Complete
26. From the Ashes » reviews
When prophecies lead to war, four friends are instructed to form Hogwarts. And then they find some prophecies concern them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,721 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 9-9-06 - Published: 4-23-04 - Salazar S. & Helga H. - Complete
27. Men Are Inferior reviews
Molly and Tonks discuss the idiocy of men and other facts of life women should know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-23-06 - Molly W. & N. Tonks - Complete
28. Dear Viktor » reviews
What was actually in the letter Hermione wrote to Viktor Krum? Probably not what you'd think. THE REPLY IS UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 11-10-03 - Hermione G. & Viktor K. - Complete
29. Dark Tower reviews
Why do some princesses stay unrescued?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-15-06 - Complete
30. Sunflower reviews
Once upon a time, a simple gardener fell in love with a princess.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 5-31-06 - Complete
31. Heroes Anonymous: A Wedding & Some Funerals » reviews
The longawaited sequel to Heroes Anonymous. It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day! How will anyone, including the llamas, survive!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 4-22-06 - Published: 11-5-05 - Complete
32. You Kissed a Synthodrone? » reviews
Ah, the glorious final fifteen minutes of So the Drama. The action, the drama, the romance! Too bad it wasn't the real Kim there.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,570 - Reviews: 200 - Updated: 2-13-06 - Published: 5-22-05 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete
33. Teachers' Lounge Coffee reviews
An accidentally stolen test, teaching burnout, a good fight, whatever makes a long day interesting. 1st Prize Winner.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-17-06 - Shego & Ron S. - Complete
34. Christmas Boots reviews
Shego does some lastminute Christmas shopping for herself.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-20-05 - Shego - Complete
35. In the Name of Love » reviews
Girls fight over Neville. Much with chaos, OOCness, blood & guts, and stupidity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 10-4-05 - Published: 4-4-03 - Neville L. & Fleur D. - Complete
36. Flashbacks reviews
Dumbledore, during his last moments of life, racks his brain for clues that Snape was against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 9-12-05 - Albus D. & Severus S. - Complete
37. Options reviews
Why Fiona did what she did.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-3-05 - Fiona & Fernald - Complete
38. The Veil Can Wait » reviews
Since Sirius wasn't supposed to die when he fell through the Veil, he gets a second chance. The bad news: his body isn't available. The good news: Fudge has just departed, leaving a perfectly good and available body behind...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,668 - Reviews: 262 - Updated: 6-3-05 - Published: 11-27-04 - Sirius B. & N. Tonks - Complete
39. Blaise's Birthday Party! reviews
Hogwarts students throw a surprise party for Blaise in honor of his many achievements. Or try to, any way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 5-2-05 - Blaise Z. & Hermione G. - Complete
40. Gaming reviews
Monique gets bored during the prom and somehow winds up at Felix's place.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-19-05 - Monique & Felix - Complete
41. Heroes Anonymous » reviews
Various angsty heroes of many stories struggle with their problems. But what happens when their counselor Gandalf suggests quest therapy? Chaos and OoCness abound!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,399 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 1-29-05 - Complete
42. Forget Parsley reviews
3rd and final installment of the Parsley trilogy. End scene of So the Drama. You figure it out.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-15-05 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete
43. The Cafeteria Incident » reviews
Formerly 'So the Drama'. Kim needs a date for the prom. And gets one. And to Ron's amazement, he cares! So what is the truth behind the situation? Much with the KRness.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,770 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 4-7-05 - Published: 2-24-05 - Kim P. & Ron S. - Complete
44. The Tale of the Rabbit Who Hopped Away reviews
Virginia gave Wolf a rabbit to cuddle. Wolf said the rabbit hopped away. Right. But what if he were telling the truth?
10th Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 3-4-05 - Complete
45. In reviews
We all know it could happen... what happens when the latest trend changes a certain lady's allignment?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 2-21-05 - Esme S. & Count O. - Complete
46. Nev » reviews
A modern Snow White is thrown into a world of magic and secrets when she discovers a mystery of her family and is brought into the woods for protection.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,927 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 2-19-05 - Published: 10-17-03 - Complete
47. Hesitation and Those Who Tend It reviews
He who hesitates is lost. Actually, it leaves Captain Widdershins watching his girlfriend's kids.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-10-05 - Captain W. & Fernald - Complete
48. How the Fans Stole the 6th Book reviews
In the tradition of How the Grinch Stole Christmas... how far will fans go to keep a beloved book series from ending?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 65 - Published: 12-29-04 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
49. I'd Kill You If You Weren't Already Dead » reviews
After helping defeat Voldemort, Ron finds himself not only dead, but a ghost. Worse, his brother Percy had died unbeknownst to the family a year earlier. Worse still, they've been sentenced to spend the next century together. Will they survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,440 - Reviews: 844 - Updated: 12-27-04 - Published: 4-6-04 - Ron W. & Percy W. - Complete
50. Voldy Goes to BYU! » reviews
Voldy converts to Mormonism, attends BYU, and joins a singles ward. And then love enters his life....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 10-22-04 - Published: 1-31-03 - Voldemort & OC - Complete
51. Hangover reviews
Inspired by Emotion Sickness. Postmoodulator Shego has a very interesting wakeup experience when she realizes all that she had done.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-18-04 - Shego & Drakken - Complete
52. Beyond Parsley reviews
Ron's thoughts during the Emotion Sickness episode.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-17-04 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete
53. Kitty Love reviews
What happens when kitties fall in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 10-8-04 - Hermione G. & Argus F. - Complete
54. Thrice Defied reviews
The one who would defeat the Dark Lord would be born of parents who had defied him three times. Well, how exactly did they defy Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 8-10-04 - Voldemort & Frank L. - Complete
55. Something Involving Ice reviews
Where did Edward get all that ice, anyway?
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-30-04 - Complete
56. Wave On Wave reviews
Mistakes are made, people change. But redemption is always harder sought alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-14-04 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
57. Do These Memory Charms Ever Cause Brain Damage? reviews
Percy is going to work undercover for the Order. Now all he and Arthur have to do is stage a fight for the rest of the family. How hard can it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 6-6-04 - Percy W. & Arthur W. - Complete
58. Brown » reviews
Percy accidently become involved with a group seeking to destroy the Order of the Phoenix and must decide where he stands in the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,428 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 4-5-04 - Published: 9-23-03 - Percy W. & Penelope C. - Complete
59. Intelligent Conversations reviews
What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 105 - Published: 12-28-03 - Gregory G. & Vincent C. - Complete
60. Parsley reviews
Ron's thoughts at a certain part near the end of the Christmas episode.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-22-03 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete
61. Passing Through reviews
Sam stops at his daughter's home soon after Rosie's death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-17-03 - Samwise G. & Rosie C. - Complete
62. Sign of the Spyglass reviews
A poem playing with the notion of what sort of person Silver's wife may have been.
Treasure Island - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-8-03
63. Behind the Door reviews
Voldemort discovers the horrors behind the locked door in the Department of Mysteries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 64 - Published: 8-30-03 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete
64. Snape's Revenge reviews
Snape is unable to contain his fury at the latest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor: a fluffy pink bunny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 3-25-03 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete
65. One Step Too Far reviews
J. K. Rowling accidently kills off every single character in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 2-18-03 - Susan B. - Complete
66. Death of a Fan reviews
Harry's fan dies. Written before OotP came out, but still worth a read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 2-13-03 - Harry P. - Complete
67. An Independent Ginny reviews
Ginny decides that she's wasted too much time on a boy who doesn't know she's alive. . . and tells him so to his face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 2-1-03 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
68. The Conspiracy of Voldemort reviews
Tommy is just a nice little boy who wants to help the world. Why does everyone tell lies about him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 1-29-03 - Voldemort & Tom R. Jr. - Complete
69. Broken Slipper reviews
An alternate ending to Cinderella: What is a single ball worth?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 76 - Published: 1-4-03 - Complete
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