Backroads
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since: 07-22-01, id: 97017, Profile Updated: 10-26-11
country: USA
Author has written 109 stories for Fairy Tales, Harry Potter, Treasure Island, Lord of the Rings, Kim Possible, Edward Scissorhands, Book X-overs, Series Of Unfortunate Events, 10th Kingdom, 24, Back to the Future, Leven Thumps, How to Train Your Dragon, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Greek Mythology, Deltora Quest, Firefly, and Once Upon a Time.

Hi, I'm Backroads.

Stuff About Backroads:

True name: Emily

Age: 27

Time on FF.net: Over ten years, if you can't do the match.

Occupation: Registrar

Degree: B.S. in Elementary Education (BYU-Idaho)

Location: Northern Utah

Relationship status: Married

Religion: LDS

Interests: Reading, writing, Scouting, swimming, hiking

Backroads Fun Facts:

I am a twin

My jaw terrifies orthodontists

I have the ability to certify people as CPR trained and as lifeguards

I mainly eat food for texture

I have been in a total school lockdown

FF.Net related stuff:

I like reviews. I am trying to make a point of reviewing people's things more often than I do. I used to be really good at it, but now I've sort of slacked off. When I do review, I try to be honest and helpful--which doesn't always equal nice. If you're story doesn't interest me or I lose interest at any point, I will probably not read it/stop reading it and fail to review.

"A View of a Spell" was taken down a few years ago. Sorry for any inconvenience. It's my baby. I took some time to rewrite/edit/improve it and have since then submitted it to various publishers and agents. If it becomes apparant there is no hope for it, I may repost it.


1. Talking to Kids reviews
After the council, Red and Pinocchio share a conversation. Mildly Redwood.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-2-12 - Red Riding Hood/Ruby L. & Pinocchio/August B. - Complete
2. Babiole » reviews
Fairy tales are all same: adventures, true love, true love lost, getting it back. At least that's how it works for humans. A capuchin, on the other hand? Just how would it all that work out for her?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,970 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 6-5-12 - Published: 7-23-10
3. Rumors » reviews
Rules of surviving Berk life: Never, ever, ever do anything with a guy alone. Anything. Ever. A story of various romantic issues and entanglements.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,920 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-7-12 - Published: 5-19-11 - Ruffnut & Fishlegs
4. The Other Foot » reviews
It would just be Hiccup's luck to break his other leg, wouldn't it? And just when things are finally going right.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,229 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 12-29-11 - Published: 11-21-11 - Hiccup & Astrid
5. Misadventures of a Wicked Stepsister » reviews
Wyni is a beautiful princess. Kat is her wicked and ugly stepsister who can't stand her. So what is Kat to do when Wyni is abducted by an evil dragon?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,729 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-29-11 - Published: 4-15-10
6. Concerning Mistletoe reviews
Friendly requests around the holidays should always be avoided. At all costs.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-11 - Hiccup & Tuffnut - Complete
7. Nights Without House Parties » reviews
Stoick is hunting for the dragon nest. Hiccup is going through two versions of dragon training and spending his nights by himself. Just what is it like being home alone? A series of incidents and thoughts of a variety of genres.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-26-11 - Published: 11-28-10 - Hiccup
8. The Diary of Dain » reviews
You probably think Dain is just a horrible backstabbing monster. Don't you know he has feelings, too?
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-26-11 - Published: 10-2-11 - Dain & Shadow Lord
9. Priestess of the Dragons » reviews
Everything you don't want to see in a HttyD fic comes true when a beautiful girl enlists Hiccup's help.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-26-11 - Published: 8-22-11 - Hiccup & Toothless
10. Wood and Metal » reviews
Title change. Camicazi is determined to commit a burglary to be sung of in sagas.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,987 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-26-11 - Published: 10-1-11 - Camicazi & Norbert the Nutjob
11. Jewel Flower » reviews
Kore was the Corn Maiden, happily wrapped up in the endless joy of life. But the discovery of death and a mysterious cave lead her into a view of life she had never known.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,511 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-24-11 - Published: 6-21-11 - Persephone & Hades
12. A Simple Shepherd reviews
What would it be like to officiate a NICE wedding?
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-21-11 - Zoe W. & Wash - Complete
13. Doomsdays » reviews
Being an account of the life and times of the man known as Doom.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,760 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-6-11 - Published: 9-18-11 - Doom/Jarred & Anna
14. Dragon Songs reviews
The Green Death knew his fate. How would he approach it?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-22-11 - The Big Dragon - Complete
15. A Bad Idea reviews
Two young lovers madly eloping. What could go wrong?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-5-11 - Snotlout & Ruffnut - Complete
16. Pause reviews
A girl likes to feel pretty.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-9-11 - Ruffnut & Fishlegs - Complete
17. Mud reviews
Captured from Noradz and marching towards the Shadowlands, Tira makes a personal discovery.
Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-11 - Tira - Complete
18. Oops reviews
A rather otherwordly source of help to the defeat of Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-14-11 - Fred W.
19. The Fallen reviews
As the Battle of Hogwarts rages on, some who did not make it continue to watch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-11 - Colin C. & Severus S. - Complete
20. Cursed reviews
Gobber tries to convince Hiccup something always happens to Berk's blacksmiths.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-24-11 - Hiccup & Gobber - Complete
21. Hairbrushing and Other Such Things reviews
En route to stealing a rare mood dragon, a couple of princesses have a chat. Pure book.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-20-11 - Camicazi - Complete
22. Path of Pins reviews
Never a good thing when you're in over your head. Maybe you are too young. Little Red Riding Hood.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-28-11 - Complete
23. Spelled » reviews
Mimi lived the enchanted life of a sorcerer's daughter. Until she got a wicked stepmother who sort of took over the castle and turned Mimi into a goose. Very inconvenient. Retelling of "Dwarf Longnose".
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 82,359 - Reviews: 225 - Updated: 4-3-11 - Published: 10-19-09 - Complete
24. Seasickness Revisited reviews
Hiccup tries to conquer his tendency to get seasick. Only Astrid makes things worse.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-30-11 - Hiccup & Astrid - Complete
25. Freyr, Gerd, and Awkwardness reviews
Ruffnut. Fishlegs. Thoughts and incidents during a wedding night. Companion to "Irritation, Hatred, and Something Else".
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-24-11 - Ruffnut & Fishlegs - Complete
26. Life reviews
Phoebe's thoughts as she fades away.
Leven Thumps - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-24-11 - Complete
27. Good Thing You're Already Dead » reviews
A nasty fall for Hiccup leads to an even nastier consequence-death. And the Afterlife really is a pain.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,573 - Reviews: 231 - Updated: 1-11-11 - Published: 5-12-10 - Hiccup - Complete
28. Needles reviews
Tuffnut possesses a secret fear.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-2-10 - Tuffnut & Ruffnut - Complete
29. The Next Best Thing reviews
Why do twin sisters always have to be right there?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-15-10 - Tuffnut & Ruffnut - Complete
30. Finally Something to Talk About reviews
Even after everything, the relationship still isn't perfect.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-13-10 - Hiccup & Stoick - Complete
31. Irritation, Hatred, and Something Else » reviews
Arranged marriages are common occurrences in Berk. Does that mean it's a good idea to pair up Ruffnut and Fishlegs?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,333 - Reviews: 430 - Updated: 11-7-10 - Published: 6-11-10 - Ruffnut & Fishlegs - Complete
32. The Draugr reviews
An eight-year-old Hiccup heads out to kill one of the walking dead.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-23-10 - Hiccup & Tuffnut - Complete
33. The Accountant reviews
He might be an accountant in a family of wizards, but he had a purpose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-9-10 - Hugo W. & OC - Complete
34. Freedom reviews
A peek at Torak's life in the woods... with Renn around.
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-27-10 - Complete
35. Head Over Heals reviews
What Astrid and Ruffnut really thought of Hiccup for all those years.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-29-10 - Astrid & Ruffnut - Complete
36. Starlight, Star Bright » reviews
A Cinderella story. Fawn is a princess, murdered before her wedding. Christine is a servant desperate for freedom. Wyatt is a prince preparing for his coronation while still clinging to an unsolved mystery. What is the secret that binds them together?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,360 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 7-7-10 - Published: 8-8-07 - Complete
37. Envying Monte Cristo » reviews
Kim has been presumed dead for six years. Now she has returned to Middleton with a strange alliance and the question of who had sold her out.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,592 - Reviews: 326 - Updated: 7-5-10 - Published: 2-6-07 - Kim P. & Brick F. - Complete
38. Trolls Eat Children reviews
Hiccup goes hunting for trolls. And finds one.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-28-10 - Hiccup - Complete
39. Girls Like Flowers reviews
He just wants to read. She wants to duel. Clearly they are both crazy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-5-10 - Fishlegs & Ruffnut - Complete
40. Dragon Preoccupation reviews
That kid's always running off after training, fiddling with something. He can't be up to anything that bad. Can he?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-3-10 - Gobber & Hiccup - Complete
41. Wanted: Fairy Godmother » reviews
Tansy is a beautician. Tansy wants a job. Tansy winds up doing the hair and makeup of fairy tale girls.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,933 - Reviews: 269 - Updated: 5-18-10 - Published: 11-11-06
42. Improvements reviews
It wasn't that those designs were bad. But they could have been better, with a little more experience. Gobber takes a close look at just what Hiccup has built.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-8-10 - Gobber & Stoick - Complete
43. Ashes reviews
Stoick prepares for the return to Berk and just what his role is supposed to be as the chief.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-2-10 - Stoick - Complete
44. Thirteen » reviews
A princess is born. Thirteen fairies come to her christening. They give her gifts. Here are the gifts destined for a Sleeping Beauty.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-2-10 - Published: 2-21-10 - Complete
45. Stubbornness Issues reviews
What is it about Vikings and their need to not listen but keep pushing no matter what?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-17-10 - Hiccup & Stoick - Complete
46. Thanks reviews
A conversation between Stoick and Gobber as they prepare a new leg.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-15-10 - Stoick & Gobber - Complete
47. Time Travelers' Anonymous » reviews
Whatever will Marty McFly do when group of psychologically screwed up time travelers come after him with pitchforks!
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-16-10 - Published: 12-29-09
48. Jealousy reviews
Phoebe is supposed to be sure of what she feels. But sometimes, when observing others, she beings to doubt.
Leven Thumps - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-16-10 - Complete
49. Lessons from Cinderella reviews
Ramblings of someone who knows a post-prince Cinderella.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-5-10 - Complete
50. The Curse reviews
Maybe she could not be a princess, but she still wanted her fairy tale!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-1-08 - Complete
51. The Mirror and the Fairest reviews
Are evil queens born as such? Is the title of the Fairest eternal? When do fairy tales end? A twist on Snow White.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-20-08 - Complete
52. Jack's Day Off » reviews
What does our favorite CTU agent do when he isn't saving the world?
24 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 2-19-07
53. Office Pranks and a Poltergeist » reviews
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for George and Percy to run a shop together after all. DH Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 7-25-07 - Percy W. & George W.
54. Wives of Werewolves Club » reviews
Fleur and Tonks. Two girls of utterly different tastes and personalities. In fact, the only thing they have in common is the nature of their husbands! Can't girls bond over that sort of thing? Now AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,299 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 9-24-06 - Fleur D. & N. Tonks
55. Someone To Talk To reviews
Fleur mourns a friendship that never quite happened. Readers of Wives of Werewolves will understand. DH Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-24-07 - Fleur D. & N. Tonks - Complete
56. Wrong Pronoun reviews
A couple of Weasley men get some office work done. It's set after DH, it contains spoilers, there you go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-23-07 - George W. & Percy W. - Complete
57. Matchsticks Made of Straw » reviews
A miller's daughter who pretends to spin straw into gold. Her brother who sort of really does. A grumpy palace guard who's onto the whole thing. Rumplestiltskin has never caused so much trouble.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 188 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 5-9-06 - Complete
58. Forever reviews
A princess tells a rival, and the world, her side of the story of the Little Mermaid.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-3-07 - Complete
59. Saying Something Stupid reviews
Chloe and Morris head back to work after learning their big news. If only they can keep from ruining a special moment.
24 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-24-07 - Complete
60. Film Jealousy » reviews
All Chloe and Milo wanted was a fun night at the movies. Why are ex husbands such pains? ChloeMorris
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-14-07 - Published: 1-19-07 - Complete
61. Yamanuchi Girls reviews
A young woman of Yamanuchi is always at peace with the universe. Even when love is lost. At least, she should be.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-25-07 - Ron S. - Complete
62. Women's Shoes reviews
What kind of man sells women's shoes in Beverly Hills? ChloeMorris
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-30-06 - Complete
63. The Christmas Bluebird » reviews
What chance does a poor carpenter have to win the hand of a princess? My retelling of the holiday story.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 12-25-06 - Published: 12-16-06 - Complete
64. Student Teaching » reviews
Do Hogwarts professors just get to be professors? Or are they forced to suffer first?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 9-4-06 - N. Tonks & Hermione G. - Complete
65. Not Another Cynical Fairy Tale Satire! » reviews
Just a few fractured fairy tales full of modernday cynicism and despondancy.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 12-3-06 - Published: 2-10-04
66. The Nixie » reviews
Things wait in the water by the old mill pond... and they never forget a promise made.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 10-17-06 - Published: 10-12-06 - Complete
67. From the Ashes » reviews
When prophecies lead to war, four friends are instructed to form Hogwarts. And then they find some prophecies concern them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,945 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 9-9-06 - Published: 4-23-04 - Salazar S. & Helga H. - Complete
68. Men Are Inferior reviews
Molly and Tonks discuss the idiocy of men and other facts of life women should know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-23-06 - Molly W. & N. Tonks - Complete
69. Dear Viktor » reviews
What was actually in the letter Hermione wrote to Viktor Krum? Probably not what you'd think. THE REPLY IS UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 11-10-03 - Hermione G. & Viktor K. - Complete
70. Dark Tower reviews
Why do some princesses stay unrescued?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-15-06 - Complete
71. Sunflower reviews
Once upon a time, a simple gardener fell in love with a princess.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 5-31-06 - Complete
72. Heroes Anonymous: A Wedding & Some Funerals » reviews
The longawaited sequel to Heroes Anonymous. It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day! How will anyone, including the llamas, survive!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 4-22-06 - Published: 11-5-05 - Complete
73. You Kissed a Synthodrone? » reviews
Ah, the glorious final fifteen minutes of So the Drama. The action, the drama, the romance! Too bad it wasn't the real Kim there.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,466 - Reviews: 214 - Updated: 2-13-06 - Published: 5-22-05 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete
74. Teachers' Lounge Coffee reviews
An accidentally stolen test, teaching burnout, a good fight, whatever makes a long day interesting. 1st Prize Winner.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-17-06 - Shego & Ron S. - Complete
75. Christmas Boots reviews
Shego does some lastminute Christmas shopping for herself.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-20-05 - Shego - Complete
76. In the Name of Love » reviews
Girls fight over Neville. Much with chaos, OOCness, blood & guts, and stupidity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 10-4-05 - Published: 4-4-03 - Neville L. & Fleur D. - Complete
77. Flashbacks reviews
Dumbledore, during his last moments of life, racks his brain for clues that Snape was against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 9-12-05 - Albus D. & Severus S. - Complete
78. Options reviews
Why Fiona did what she did.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-3-05 - Fiona & Fernald - Complete
79. The Veil Can Wait » reviews
Since Sirius wasn't supposed to die when he fell through the Veil, he gets a second chance. The bad news: his body isn't available. The good news: Fudge has just departed, leaving a perfectly good and available body behind...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,067 - Reviews: 271 - Updated: 6-3-05 - Published: 11-27-04 - Sirius B. & N. Tonks - Complete
80. Blaise's Birthday Party! reviews
Hogwarts students throw a surprise party for Blaise in honor of his many achievements. Or try to, any way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 5-2-05 - Blaise Z. & Hermione G. - Complete
81. Gaming reviews
Monique gets bored during the prom and somehow winds up at Felix's place.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-19-05 - Monique & Felix - Complete
82. Heroes Anonymous » reviews
Various angsty heroes of many stories struggle with their problems. But what happens when their counselor Gandalf suggests quest therapy? Chaos and OoCness abound!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,780 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 1-29-05 - Complete
83. Forget Parsley reviews
3rd and final installment of the Parsley trilogy. End scene of So the Drama. You figure it out.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-15-05 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete
84. The Cafeteria Incident » reviews
Formerly 'So the Drama'. Kim needs a date for the prom. And gets one. And to Ron's amazement, he cares! So what is the truth behind the situation? Much with the KRness.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,802 - Reviews: 216 - Updated: 4-7-05 - Published: 2-24-05 - Kim P. & Ron S. - Complete
85. The Tale of the Rabbit Who Hopped Away reviews
Virginia gave Wolf a rabbit to cuddle. Wolf said the rabbit hopped away. Right. But what if he were telling the truth?
10th Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 3-4-05 - Complete
86. In reviews
We all know it could happen... what happens when the latest trend changes a certain lady's allignment?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 2-21-05 - Esme S. & Count O. - Complete
87. Nev » reviews
A modern Snow White is thrown into a world of magic and secrets when she discovers a mystery of her family and is brought into the woods for protection.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,851 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 2-19-05 - Published: 10-17-03 - Complete
88. Hesitation and Those Who Tend It reviews
He who hesitates is lost. Actually, it leaves Captain Widdershins watching his girlfriend's kids.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-10-05 - Captain W. & Fernald - Complete
89. How the Fans Stole the 6th Book reviews
In the tradition of How the Grinch Stole Christmas... how far will fans go to keep a beloved book series from ending?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 73 - Published: 12-29-04 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
90. I'd Kill You If You Weren't Already Dead » reviews
After helping defeat Voldemort, Ron finds himself not only dead, but a ghost. Worse, his brother Percy had died unbeknownst to the family a year earlier. Worse still, they've been sentenced to spend the next century together. Will they survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,462 - Reviews: 860 - Updated: 12-27-04 - Published: 4-6-04 - Ron W. & Percy W. - Complete
91. Voldy Goes to BYU! » reviews
Voldy converts to Mormonism, attends BYU, and joins a singles ward. And then love enters his life...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 10-22-04 - Published: 1-31-03 - Voldemort & OC - Complete
92. Hangover reviews
Inspired by Emotion Sickness. Postmoodulator Shego has a very interesting wakeup experience when she realizes all that she had done.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-18-04 - Shego & Drakken - Complete
93. Beyond Parsley reviews
Ron's thoughts during the Emotion Sickness episode.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-17-04 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete
94. Kitty Love reviews
What happens when kitties fall in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 10-8-04 - Hermione G. & Argus F. - Complete
95. Thrice Defied reviews
The one who would defeat the Dark Lord would be born of parents who had defied him three times. Well, how exactly did they defy Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 8-10-04 - Voldemort & Frank L. - Complete
96. Something Involving Ice reviews
Where did Edward get all that ice, anyway?
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 6-30-04 - Complete
97. Do These Memory Charms Ever Cause Brain Damage? reviews
Percy is going to work undercover for the Order. Now all he and Arthur have to do is stage a fight for the rest of the family. How hard can it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 82 - Published: 6-6-04 - Percy W. & Arthur W. - Complete
98. Brown » reviews
Percy accidently become involved with a group seeking to destroy the Order of the Phoenix and must decide where he stands in the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,435 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 4-5-04 - Published: 9-23-03 - Percy W. & Penelope C. - Complete
99. Intelligent Conversations reviews
What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 145 - Published: 12-28-03 - Gregory G. & Vincent C. - Complete
100. Parsley reviews
Ron's thoughts at a certain part near the end of the Christmas episode.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-22-03 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete
101. Passing Through reviews
Sam stops at his daughter's home soon after Rosie's death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-17-03 - Samwise G. & Rosie C. - Complete
102. Sign of the Spyglass reviews
A poem playing with the notion of what sort of person Silver's wife may have been.
Treasure Island - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-8-03
103. Behind the Door reviews
Voldemort discovers the horrors behind the locked door in the Department of Mysteries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 80 - Published: 8-30-03 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete
104. Snape's Revenge reviews
Snape is unable to contain his fury at the latest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor: a fluffy pink bunny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 3-25-03 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete
105. One Step Too Far reviews
J. K. Rowling accidently kills off every single character in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 84 - Published: 2-18-03 - Susan B. - Complete
106. Death of a Fan reviews
Harry's fan dies. Written before OotP came out, but still worth a read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 2-13-03 - Harry P. - Complete
107. An Independent Ginny reviews
Ginny decides that she's wasted too much time on a boy who doesn't know she's alive. . . and tells him so to his face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 2-1-03 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
108. The Conspiracy of Voldemort reviews
Tommy is just a nice little boy who wants to help the world. Why does everyone tell lies about him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 89 - Published: 1-29-03 - Voldemort & Tom R. Jr. - Complete
109. Broken Slipper reviews
An alternate ending to Cinderella: What is a single ball worth?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 84 - Published: 1-4-03 - Complete
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