Hi, you've reached Sir Rogan, private investegater and life long fighter of the international communist conspiracy. Go ahead and read my profile if you really have the time.

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A MESSAGE TO EVERYONE WHO READS MY WORK!!!!

Ok, anytime you read any of my stories. YOU HAVE TO REVIEW!

I would really apprechiate that. Reviews are the only thing that keeps me from abondoning a story. Tell me if you like it, or dislike it. I DONT CARE! Just read and review!

Soooo, if you want me to continue a story. YOU TELL ME! Gosh dang it why is this so hard?

I'm waiting for reviews before I continue ANY story. I want FEEDBACK! Otherwise I get BORED writing to NO ONE!

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Well, there actually is a good side to me. If you review one of my stories, I'll probably read and review one (or possibly all) of your stories concerning the same topic. Also, it might seem like I'm a little harsh as a reviewer. That is because I know what the word quality means. I will review your story the same way you write it. If your story is good, I'll give you a good review. If it's crap, I'll write a review that tells you its crap. If its good, but has a little too many typos, I'll review and say I like it and then give you the crap. If you think your writing a story and you think you're funny when writing it, I'll give you a review of sarcasm.

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When you review my stories, there is a few rules I would like all of you to follow.

1: No swearing

2: If your going to correct my work, don't put that part in the review. Send me a Privet Message and I'll check it out.

3: I don't care if you flame my work. Just keep your reviews serious when you do so.

4: Don't review the exact same thing over and over again. I've seen it in the past. Where a person reviews twice on two different chapter. What did they said in the reviews? THE EXACT SAME PHRASE!

5: Don't use any, P.S. messages in your reviews. Send me a Privet Message instead.

6: Don't talk about anything but my story in your reviews.

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Also, the Bridge to Terabithia story entitled 'An Offer Declined' has also been discontinued due to the fact that I screwed up the story, and it has been done before. I don't know about you but I HATE reading stories that have been done before.

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If you hate copy and pasting things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Thats all and thanks for taking the time to read my profile.

Sir Rogan