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Naruto: -Runs up- OOOOOIIIIIIII!!!!!! KAKASHI-SENSEI!!!!!!!!

Kakashi: -Yawns- Nani?

Naruto: EVERYONE HAS TO CHECK OUT MY NEW SUPER AWESOME TECHNIQUE!

Kakashi: -thinking- 'If I call everyone over they'll be pissed, but if I try to ignore him he'll bother me all day...' I'll get the team...

THREE HOURS LATER

Sakura: NARUTO-KUN!!!!! WTF DID YOU GET ME OUT OF BED TO SEE?! -punches-

Naruto: -whimpers- My new jutsu...

Sasuke: With all this yelling, someone had better be dead.

Kakashi: -Reads Icha Icha Violence- Well Naruto-Kun is headed in that direction...Just get on with it.

Naruto: ALRIGHT!!! THIS ONE WILL BLOW YOU AWAY!!! KUCHIYOSE: BAKA NO JUTSU!!! (Summoning: Art of the Idiot)

Sasuke: Wow, i'm so blown away... Dobe.

Sakura: Ha ha! Good one Sasu--what the...

--Smoke fills the area--

Kakashi: There's someone there...

Sasuke: Who is it...?

Sakura: The smoke is clearing!

Shii-chan: -Snaps and gives thumbs up- YO!

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Welcome to the profile of Konohagakure's #2 idiot ninja, Shii-Chan!'

Hi, I'm Shii-Chan, formerly know as 'Reku-Chan who was once ShadowWolves! I am a writer, and with my good friend, Sparky the Laptop of Doom, we are producing Naruto fics at a not-so-alarming rate! No, the name has nothing to do with the laptop. IT DOES NOT EXPLODE! Though it does pwn me. HOW CAN A COMPUTER BEAT YOU AT CHESS?! Ahem... anywho, I guess I should go over my stories...

Naruto: The Failed Mission..!!

A little fic I wrote in Langauge Arts class as a short story. We all did this but me and my friend Jiremi were the only people to write Naruto fics. I think his involved characters from Naruto beng transported to our state and coming over to a house which I am certain does not belongs to any of my friends. I think it was three stories... I do remember that I got to threaten him with death unless he got Neji over there... Good times...

Messages in the Stars (MITS)

A story I had been thinking about for months before actually writing anything down. It's finally finished! It was a long haul but I had lots of people there to support me. THANK YOU MY LOVELY REVIEWERS!!!! The only thing I could possibly be disapointed with was the fact that my 50th review was a "whipping with praise"... Well, you can't please everybody! It's fool hardy to try!

Impenetrable

This story was a severe challenge to my spelling! Since I can't spell for craps (Okay so I can spell 'for craps' but that's not the point!"') getting the title right was like... an S-Rank mission. I do like how it turned out though, I'd been meaning to write a NejiTen for a long time, and when I got the idea at four in the morning I knew I had to write it! Never ignore ideas you get at four in the morning, they could change your life forever! Like that time I got the idea to eat the entire can of redi whip on one slice of pie...

Angel's Kiss, Mother's Embrace (AKME)

This story was fueled by strange dreams and a vague idea of a jutsu that changes matter... Ninpou: Mugendai Oru No Jutsu... Some may think that Naru-Chan is being way too erm, 'emotional' in this fic. You know what I say? Shut up you dobe, Naru-Chan makes an uber cute uke! He's okay as seme too... I really liked the story 'Closet Cuddler', Naruto made a hillarious seme in that one... Crap, I'm getting way off topic! Uh anyway, expect a lot from this fic! Chapter 2 is up! Shikamaru's Block" strikes again.

Sasuke Loses his Cookies

Inspired by the tragic story of me and my pathetic cookies which were consumed while I was asleep by none other than me. A random but reportedly sweet SasuNaru oneshot.

Someone That You're With

Inspired by the song "Someone that you're With" by Nickelback. Obviously... -smacks self- Anyhow I was listening to it and accidently fell asleep... I had a dream and that is what I wrote. XD

What about 'Kabuto's Field of Dreams'?!

With the help of screenshots, paint, and my youth that has become an vid on YouTube! When I tried to write that one it just came out wrong... GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!!! Watch it Here.

Any more projects due?

THERE IS A NEW STORY IN THE WORKS!!!! It is called "The Unwritten Heart" and is loosely based on the 1994 movie "The Love Letter". It is extremely fun for me to write and should be up anytime now. I actually plotted this one out (unlike my other stories -laughs-) -GASP- so I will update pretty often. There are at least... 7 pairings! Other then that maybe a few oneshots and the finishing of AKME and i'll relax for awhile...

--Aditional Info--

Name: Shireyu Areku

Age: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!

Gender: Female

Occupation: Hyuga Neji's Eternal Stalker

Western Zodiac: Capricorn

Eastern Zodiac: Rooster

Favorite Food: Yaoi... Mmmmm... Yaoi... Chocolate and Yaoi... Chocolate covered Yaoi... OH MY!!! -nosebleed-

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--Fav Pairings--

--Naruto--

SasukeXNaruto

NarutoXSasuke

JiraiyaXTsunade

OrochimaruXKabuto

NejiXTenten

--FMA--

EdXWinry

RoyXRiza

References

'Yes, I am less intelligent than Konohamaru.

"Shikamaru Block : A mixture of writer's block and laziness...

"' The point is the tip of my pencil.

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Thanks for reading my pointless little profile!

Naruto: Yeah that was pretty pointless.

Shii-Chan: Well you're an insignificant piece of pathetic cretin.

Naruto: ?

Sasuke: You rehearsed that.

Shii-Chan: So what!?

Naruto: I didn't understand a single word you said, but it sounded insulting!

Shii-Chan: Obviously moron.

Sasuke: Shut up. You're both idiots.

Naruto and Shii: YOU SHUT UP!!! FRIGGIN TEME!!!