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Author has written 58 stories for Beetlejuice, Grim and Evil, MirrorMask, Discworld, Office, Kim Possible, League of Super Evil, Monsters vs. Aliens, and L.A. Complex. Hey, It's me, Mansion! I'm the one-shot sharp-shooter, boldly blazing a trail of labored metaphor down paths rarely traversed. I like to write an awful lot, and I conveniently have no aspiations of doing it as anything more than a hobby, so I don't mind writing fanfiction for absolutely no benefit or acclaim. And I certainly don't mind if yins guys read it, though very few of you seem to, what with all the obscure nonsense I get into. I kind of don't care about reviews anymore, so I've become a terrible lurker. Beetlejuice is my forever-fandom. I've written some new things for it lately. I dunno. I guess they're kind of good. Whatever. I sure do seem to like this show airing on the CW called "The L.A. Complex." Enough that I wrote a story for it. Will there be more in the future? It seems likely. After a lifetime of liking things I am either too old or too young or too female for, it is strange for me to genuinely like something aimed squarely in my demographic. Then again, it is Canadian, and therefore seems more trustworthy. All old stories are what they are and will be left alone for the next eternity. Enjoy them. Or loathe them. It's up to you. I still like almost all of them, but I've always been wasting away in front of a still pool adoring my own relection when it comes to what I've written. Why bother pretending I don't? It's the only thing that gives me enough delusion to publish. If you happen to like what I do, I gots me a Tumblr for writing that is ripped off from my betters in only a general sense rather than the fanfic sense. Here you go: http://shannondapper.tumblr.com/ | |||||
1. Keep Falling reviews"She can see a lot of things from this angle." A set of drabbles for Raquel, Jennifer, Sabrina and Abby at the end of S2:e5 "Taking the Day." Rated T for a bit of language and sex.L.A. Complex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-15-12 - Abby V. & Raquel W.2. Dagger in the Ribs"He expected swords and axes swinging down at him, but this..." A quick postscript for Nick at the end of S2:e3 "Choose Your Battles." T for salty language and, I dunno, grown-up stuff.L.A. Complex - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Published: 8-1-12 - Nick W. - Complete3. Warm, Warm Waters reviews"She thinks he's funny, and now he'll never be able to win, always dancing the herky-jerky dance of witty banter before her." Nick and Abby in and around the end of episode 3. Character study-ish. T for salty language, folks.L.A. Complex - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-16-12 - Nick W. & Abby V. - Complete4. Orion reviewsSo he washes into her life when she's got better things to do and makes a lot of racket. Of course he does. Thank god for headphones, at least. Pure movie-verse. Well, maybe not that pure.Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-26-12 - Lydia D. & Beetlejuice - Complete5. Love Their LovesLydia sifts through the fragments. Set mid-movie.Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Published: 3-7-12 - Lydia D. - Complete6. Post Mortem reviews"Please tell me that makes any sense to you, because if I have to keep explaining, I think I'll talk myself out of existing." Of course, things were never what they seemed. That'd be too easy. Toon-iverse with a movie twist.Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-7-12 - Beetlejuice & Lydia D. - Complete7. Near Misses and Total Hits » reviewsA whole lotta banter, a couple internal monologues, and maybe even a genuine moment or two. And did I mention some good old fashioned dysfunction? Yep, sounds like another D/S drabble collection. Note that new "complete" status.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-18-09 - Published: 3-7-09 - Drakken & Shego - Complete8. Building Bridges reviewsA scrap of the lost time they shared in prison. Some slightly idiosyncratic Dr. Cockroach/Susan bonding.Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-14-09 - Complete9. Play It Cool, Keep It Real, Be Yourself » reviewsFour friends that Andy's made at work.Office - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 6-3-09 - Andy B.10. Break of Day reviewsA short, rather pointless drabble about Susan's morning routine. Could be construed as Susan/Cockroach, depending on how romantic you find explosions to be.Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-4-09 - Complete11. I Think We Need Some Cyberspace reviewsA barely-escaped Gallaxhar and his computer, adrift in the boundless void. It's like a road trip from heck with no end in sight...Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-15-09 - Complete12. Tales From Area 5X » reviewsA collection of mostly unrelated MVA drabbles. Expect the unexpected, kiddos.Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 4-18-0913. Doing It For Free reviewsKelly and Andy in the bathroom during Cafe Disco. Will there be bonding, banter, and bad British accents? ...Well, yeah.Office - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-10-09 - Andy B. & Kelly K. - Complete14. Trading Up reviewsKatie has some decision-making to do... L/K. Oneshot.Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-23-09 - Complete15. Semantics reviewsEven as a Team Go heroine, Shego knows there are certain aspects of the hero/villain dynamic that must be respected. Pre-series, but related to "Go Team Go."Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-18-09 - Shego & Team Go - Complete16. Ill Intentioned reviewsA cure for the common cold? No problem for modern mad science! Red's homemade soup? ...Yeah, that one's worrying.League of Super Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-18-09 - Complete17. VENDetta reviewsVictory. It's sweet. Like candy.League of Super Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-2-09 - Complete18. Heroes Beware! reviewsVoltar and Frogg attempt to give Red a lesson in evil appearance. The results? ...Mixed.League of Super Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-28-09 - Complete19. Off To One Side » reviewsThey often found themselves together, somewhere in the vicinity of the background. A collection of unrelated Kelly/Toby drabbles.Office - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-25-09 - Published: 2-24-0920. Tough Luck reviewsApparently, Shego has issues with the whole St. Patrick's Day thing...Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-17-09 - Drakken & Shego - Complete21. Raindrops On The Roof reviewsFive times Kelly doesn't mind the silence. Kelly/Toby.Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-16-09 - Complete22. Come Undone reviewsAviodence. Fighting. Ill-advised impulsive action. Well, it's how they deal with every other problem. Why not this one? Approximately the millionth D/S post-Grad fic.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-27-09 - Drakken & Shego - Complete23. C'est la Vie reviewsGrim and Velma chat over tea.Grim and Evil - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-26-09 - Complete24. Dead Of Winter » reviews"Valentine's Day is ruining the color pink for me." Kelly/Toby... fluff? Well, as fluffy as I ever get, anyway.Office - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 2-14-09 - Complete25. Every Rose Has Its Thorn reviewsIt's Valentine's Day, and Shego's ready to wreak some havoc... Unfortunately, Drakken's short a plan. Can you smell "cheap improvised plot"? D/S-ish.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-14-09 - Drakken & Shego - Complete26. Standing In An Awkward Position reviewsThe teenaged gang celebrates Valentine's Day! And by "celebrate," I mean that Billy gets mobbed, Grim and Mandy banter, and Junior... Well, Junior's just kind of there. Vaguelishly Grim/Mandy.Grim and Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-09 - Complete27. Secret Origins reviewsFour reasons behind aspects of Dr. Drakken's evil persona that he'll be leaving out of the memoirs, thank you very much.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-11-09 - Drakken - Complete28. Never A Good Idea » reviewsFive office romances Kelly never had.Office - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-4-09 - Complete29. Because That's What Friends Do? reviewsPost-Moroccan Christmas. Oscar doesn't know what makes him call Andy that night. But he calls anyway.Office - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-12-08 - Complete30. One Week » reviewsMichael didn't notice Toby's return for five days. Someone else did. Slightly Kelly/Toby.Office - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-9-08 - Published: 12-5-08 - Complete31. Odd Man Out » reviewsThe days and ways in which Toby does not get the girl.Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 10-25-08 - Complete32. The List reviewsKelly has a new mission. Toby has someone to sit with at lunch. So... Win-win, right?Office - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-27-08 - Complete33. The Next Time You Go Away reviewsKelly, Toby, snow, and a parking lot. And a very important hypothetical question.Office - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-27-08 - Complete34. I Have Heard The Mermaids Singing » reviewsA dozen standalone ficlets about or involving Toby Flenderson. Soundtrack provided by The Cure. Oh, come on, kids... You know you're a little intriged. Containing angst, AU, Costa Rica, a hint of TobyPam, a lot more TobyKelly, and maybe a bit of fluff.Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-25-08 - Published: 11-17-08 - Complete35. The Special Filing Cabinet reviewsKelly shows Toby the correct filing method. A plot is deviated against Jim Halpert. Fluff ensues.Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-14-08 - Complete36. Real Estate Infomercial reviewsNo, she'd rather be by herself. She wishes she were better company, though.Office - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-08 - Complete37. Doubt » reviewsNotes scribbled in the margins of the Book of Love.Office - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-25-08 - Published: 10-21-08 - Complete38. Talk It Out reviewsAre they or aren't they? Even William and Sacharissa themselves can't decide.Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-30-07 - Complete39. A Thousand Surprises reviewsAngua explains to Sally how things work in Ankh-Morpork. Warning! Parody fic of slashy proportions.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-30-07 - Complete40. Never reviews...is a really long time. Adrian lures Ponder out for a drink… Or tries to, anyway.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-26-07 - Complete41. Religion and Death » reviewsA collection of Reg/Visit ficlets, featuring arguments, mild slash, and... well, more arguments, really.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 5-16-07 - Complete42. Three Minus One » reviews...Equals two. Sally makes comments. Angua is intrigued. Femslash.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 10-19-07 - Complete43. Essence reviewsOne vial of backup blood is a limited emergency plan...Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-24-07 - Complete44. Tradition reviewsWhy DOES the UU have mistletoe, anyway? And what exactly are Ponder and Adrian to do when it's blocking the only exit?Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-19-07 - Complete45. Eminance Gris reviewsWhy hasn't Keli ever considered a suitor?Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-19-07 - Complete46. Loyalty reviewsDrumknott really is too loyal... Vetinari/Drumknott subtext. Kinda. Post-The Truth.Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-4-07 - Complete47. Shore of the Acheron reviewsPrequel to Drama of the Suicide Woods. Grim and Mandy await the ferry.Grim and Evil - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-07 - Complete48. The Drama of the Suicide Woods reviewsA formula twist in which the King and Queen of the Underworld are looking for something.Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-07 - Complete49. A Halloween Vignette reviewsA brief sketch from that most hallowed of days.Grim and Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete50. Biscuits reviewsLast one...MirrorMask - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-10-07 - Complete51. Family Resemblace reviewsA rather familiar bedtime story.MirrorMask - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-26-07 - Complete52. Deities reviewsAll that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream..." - Edgar Allen PoeMirrorMask - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-24-07 - Complete53. Rifts reviewsHe always felt there was something between them.MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-22-07 - Complete54. Valentine's Day reviewsA kind of inexplicable drawing.MirrorMask - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-21-07 - Complete55. An Infinite Image reviewsThe consequences of two mirrors.Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-17-07 - Complete56. Points of Hatred reviewsLydia reflects on her ex fiancee.Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-17-07 - Complete57. The St Valentine's Day Massacre reviewsShe wasn't really a "candy and flowers" kind of girl, anyway.Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-7-07 - Complete58. Another 2 AM reviewsThere's just something about 2 a.m.Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-5-07 - Complete
