:sings: David Boreanaz is too sexy for his shirt, too sexy for his shirt so sexy it hurrrrts..
Last updated .. 17-06-2008
About the Author ..Hi! I'm sas90, obviously. And well me? I'm dutch. I'm just a normal seventeen year old girl with a bit of an overactive imagination which is why I love to write. I love making up my own situations and I get a lot of inspiration from my own daily life even if I do sometimes say it's boring, believe it's not that boring. I'm in the 5th year of my 6 year long education in High School and I'm planning on studying english at the univeristy of utrecht. Besides writing I love to sing and shop and laugh with my friends. Like I mentioned before I'm in the second-last year of my education which means I'm really busy this year and won't have time to upload regularly. I'll try not to wait too long with uploads though and there'll probably be at least two new one-shots a month since I always have ideas for a new story.
Likes; writing, sleeping, singing, laughing, dancing, working with my lovely colleagues, the english language, having money, getting texts, the beach, the stars, the sun, warm countries, my friends, (most of) my family, fit actors, good films, gay men lol (they're fun).
Dislikes; Maths, people who can't act on TV, Paris Hilton, rude people, my science teacher, rain and hard wind, being tired, being ill, horror movies, sheep, snakes, spiders, not being able to sleep, having to be home at 2.30am when I'm out clubbing, having to be the one to break up with people
Oh, some of my favourites that are worth mentioning..
Actor; David Boreanaz, Julian McMahon, Rose McGowan
Artist; John Mayer, Switchfoot, Vanessa Carlton, Foreigner, Chris Daughtry
Film; Death Proof, Jawbreaker, Finding Nemo, Casino Royale, About a Boy, Bourne Trilogy
Serie; Bones, Charmed, Nip/Tuck
Song; Slow dancing in a burning room, Belief, White houses, Ordinary day, Thousand miles, Hot blooded, Cry for you, This is your life
Food; Fish and Chips, Salad, Fruit, Ringelings
About men; Smile, eyes, arms, back (What? It's a healthy obsession)
Random Quotes;
Me: ''I'll be very pretty and walk into the room with my silly whip and my victim will go: 'Oh Your beauty suffocates me!'''
Kelly: ''That's gross coz someone I know slept with a cow (pauses) That sounded wrong.'' Me: ''Yes it did. So going up my profile.''
Mum: (driving the car and raising an eyebrow when a man in his car stares at us): What ya looking at huh? Ya looking at me? Me: Nooo, he's looking at me. Mum: Nah ah! He's looking at me (flips her hair back) He is. (traffic lights go green) Vrooom vroom. (drives off)
Stranger Man: (Sneezes loudly, three times) Cousin: (in her tent) ''Wow'' Man: (sneezes again, twice) Cousin: ''Geez, Bless you!'' Man: (sneezes again, twice) Me: (from my own tent)''Sounds like a serious case of white-underwear allergy. He must be wearing some.'' Cousin: (In giggles): ''Maybe he's allergic to his wife.'' Me: ''Did you know that they say when you sneeze 8 times in a row you'll get an orgasm?'' Cousin: (shouts) ''One more time sir!''
Me: ''And this one. - Have sex in reverse. How is that possible? How can you have the orgasm first and then go backwards? kelly: ''Lmao! That's the most funny deliberate blonde thing I've heard anyone say, I think.''
Kelly (on a dutch pronunciation site): ''eu - long like 'u' in hurt, but with tightly rounded lips - I think it's going into porn or something! How the hell do you make your lips tightly rounded? I look like a fish!''
Mum: ''The button came off again?! I just fixed that hello!'' Random lady passing by: ''Hello.'' Me: in giggles
Cousin: ''How did you get in here?'' Me: ''Through the door.'' Cousin: ''Oh''
(Me and friends, drinking martini rosso)
Lonneke: We need ice cubes for this!
Robin: Naw, we don't have any. But there's some frozen beans left?
Me: ''Daf go clean up mickey's shit otherwise it'll smell worse than your feet.''
Sis: (Chokes on drink)
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