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Teena

Kaze-chan.
And she's going to rule your world, just by w r i t i n g all over it. Awesome, isn't it? (:

I just like to blame college for my lack of sleep, the heavy bags under my eyes, the unhappy impatient readers, and my horrible long time updating.

She's not an epic failure! Pft. She's a 923 chaptered epic tale. (: Because she's not simple, she's not complex, she's just breathing.

LiveJournal
It's not just a blog. It's my diary.
Check into it for info on my stories.
Some extra goodies are in there too.
(Snapshots for Heat Me Up, my current stories' statuses, and upcoming stories.)

Up and Coming!

Please do not take any of these without my permission. If there is one you'd like to have a try on, please ask me and I'll consider it. I'd be way more happy knowing someone's using my idea with my permission than knowing someone jacked my idea. Thank you very much! :)

News: I have posted previews for some of the Up and Coming! stories on my LJ. The link is above! Hope this helps you guys with the poll! And the poll is ongoing.

Toy Soldiers
Rating: T
Naruto
“Okay, as normal as this may seem…to you, at least, I totally think that everything would feel way less awkward if you weren’t making out with my hand.” She had no idea it was his version of a ‘simple’ polite hand kiss.

Extended Information-- Currently leading in the poll
Haruno Sakura is a criminal with a large amount of bounty over her head for performing something inanely unknown to any ninja. She has the ability to steal, copy, and use others' abilities as well as completely erasing their abilities. The six bounty hunters, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Hatake Kakashi, Nara Shikamaru, Sabaku Gaara, and Rock Lee are thrown into a world of danger when they find out more about the girl than they should have.

Genre: Romance/Adventure/Drama/Comedy

Heaven and Hell
Rating: T
Naruto
"I will hurt you." She didn't know why, but she wasn't scared at all. Even as his Kusanagi was so close to her throat, she didn't hesitate to lift her arm up and bring her own sword to his throat. "If we started this together; we're ending it together. Either way, we're both ending up in either heaven or hell together."

The Heel
Rating: M
Naruto
This was the twentieth or so woman he's had in his office in one week. Apparently, this "Sex God" wasn't losing his reputation any time soon. He'd already slept with half his employees and it was just unnerving her a little bit why he hadn't slept with her yet; and she was his closest employee. "Are you going to f-- me or not?!"

Her Only Wish
Rating: T
Naruto
She raised a hand to touch his cheek and the silence was broken-- "All I want for you is to hate me more than you hate your brother. Maybe then you'll chase me instead of him."

Damnedsel in Distress
Rating: T
Naruto
"Look here buddy! I'm being chased all over the world by cops from nearly twenty different countries, and seven different continents over all the seven polluted oceans! I am DAMNED. So if you're not going to help me, then move away and let me find some other more CAPABLE men!"

A Shuffle in the Cards
Rating: T
Naruto
Of all the people he could have fallen in love with, why did he fall in love with the one girl that was set to die before he could propose to her?

Teddy Bear
Rating: T
Naruto
(Oneshot)
In the childhood years they spent together, each had a different belief about teddy bears. She believed teddy bears were harmful; mean and scary and evil. While he believed teddy bears were perfect to use to scare her the most. As they grew up, she believed teddy bears were misleading while he believed teddy bears only caused more damage than happiness to her.

Untouchable
Rating: T
Harry Potter
She had no idea what to expect when she walked inside the room and heard the cold silver eyed man speak rather scornfully. "You are to marry a half vampire, Draco. Because there are no more purebred vampires and I simply won't accept you marrying a human." She wondered what he would say when he discovered she despised her vampire blood and lived like...a human.

Heartbreak Baby
Rating: T
Naruto
She needed him, wanted him, loved him so god damned much and yet he-- "I can't love you." --broke her heart.

Resistance
Rating: T
Harry Potter or Bleach
He had been sent to murder her squad. But as his blade was about to touch her, and her hand reached out to pat his cheek softly, he hesitated and looked at her smile weakly at him. "I guess...dying like this with you here would make this a happy ending, right?"

A Box of Puppies
Rating: T
Naruto
The beginning of every story I think of and scrap.

Screen
Rating: T
Naruto
She was born into a long noble line of shinobi and kunoichi whom were created to protect the Uchiha Clan. When she's assigned to protect the clan's second heir, she made sure she followed one rule: Do not show your face--do not fall in love.

_ _ _ _Newsletter

Heat Me Up-
1/2 finished with chapter 5; lost my muse for it, but I'm trying.

Best Dressed Heartbreak-
1/4 of chapter 7 has been finished; should be updated in...August or September.

WANTED: A PINK HAIRED WIFE-
1/2 of chapter 28 is finished; is on writer's block currently, please PM me and suggest any dramatic songs or dramas (preferably K-Dramas) you think might help me, thank you very much!

Sayonara My Sanity!-
Has yet to start on chapter 4; this one might take a while for me to develop a befitting chapter.

Neko VS Neko-
Hiatus.

Behind the Bars-
1/4 finished with chapter 3; should be updated in a week or so.

Notice

My computer currently is acting very stupid, for lack of a better word.

Please don't expect an update for some time. I know I'm sorry, first the long hold up for WAPHW and then the long updating business with BTB. My computer is like hacked and infested with viruses and stupid pop up thingies that should have never even been created in the first place-- but apparently there are people with enough free time going around inventing things like viruses because they like to cause others grief. So I reformatted my computer, and saved most of my files onto my trusty USB, but there might be a small possibility (maybe a 25 chance?) that I lost the files and that might mean I have to sit down and retype all the work I've had for most of my stories. But expect a chapter for BTB to be posted after I've got everything fixed up! And again with the writer's block for WAPHW, I will definitely find a way to get my mojo back!

So there will be more of an amount of time before I'm able to update again, but once everything's up and running, there will be a couple of oneshots for you to look forward to! Thank you so much to those who have been reviewing and PMing me to ask about my well-being, if I'm alive or not, and thank you to all that have humbly gave me suggestions for inspiration towards WAPHW. You guys are awesome!

On a side note, darlings, never click on random websites on the search engine (Yahoo, Google, etc) when you're trying to find a place to read a certain manga online. Deathly hazardous to your sanity, temper, and most of all--computer. Where am I typing this? My brother's new MacBook of course. But it took me more than just an hour to get him to let me go anywhere near it.

Edit-- My computer is once again, ALIVE. But it will take time for me to re-edit the written chapters and the lost files, etc. Thank you for your patience!

Lots of love,

XOXO Kaze-chan