| Jehan's Muse |
Author has written 15 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, Les Miserables, Space Cases, Pirates of the Caribbean, 24, and Lost. Salvete! Sum Jehan's Muse, domina linguae Latinae, and mistress of all that is slash. I enjoy tech theater, and I write plays in my spare time. (Which I haven't much of, because high school is miserable and homework abounds.) Les Miserables is my passion. The novel, the musical, the French Revolution and its aftermath. I adore Enjolras, Grantaire, Enjolras/Grantaire, all of the rest of the Amis de l'ABC, and Jehan/Combeferre is my OTP. Jehan is my muse, but I claim to be his, because the poor dear doesn't speak enough English to know the difference. I am 17/f, and a die-hard, devoted slasher. No het for me! Any two characters--any at all--can be slashed if one tries hard enough, and there is slashy subtext in EVERYTHING, if one can read it right. I live for slash. Slash is teh r0x0rz. I am The Grammar Wench. I bear the Glistening Scythe of Correct Grammarness. I will hunt you down if you confuse "their" and "they're;" "your" and "you're;" "to," "two" and "too." I will rid the world of comma splices. I will spread the Good News of correct apostrophe usage. Fear my blade. I've been known to write for the Les Miserables fandom, the "Pirates of the Caribbean" fandom, the "24" fandom and miscellaneous others. A decent amount of my fic is NC-17, script-format, RPS or otherwise forbidden to be posted here, and can be found on my livejournal. "I have come here to sleep with you."--Marius, to Courfeyrac (Les Miserables) | |||||||
1. Choking It Back reviewsAnaLucia takes Henry's silence very, very personally. She'll do anything to force him to talk to her. Warning for smut, AnaLuciaHenry Gale.Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-10-06 - Ana - Complete2. What Deathbeds Are For reviewsChappelle has thirteen minutes to live, and a confession to make. (JackChappelle)24 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-20-053. Loss of Inhibition » reviewsGillette and Elizabeth, constantly arguing back and forth, develop a strange and strong bond when they realize that in the confines of 17th-century society, they can only truly speak their minds to each other. HET WARNING: Gillette x Elizabeth.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,874 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-9-04 - Published: 8-31-044. Runaround » reviewsWhen a new lieutenant joins the Port Royale forces, Gillette suddenly finds himself outcast and seeking help from none other than Jack Sparrow. Can Norrington save him before it's too late?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-6-03 - Published: 9-11-035. Major Lift reviewsA continuation of Minor Fall, by Elske. After much adventuring on the high seas, Gillette returns home to Port Royale, with a new identity.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-24-036. Generation MS » reviewsYour average second-generation adventure. No, really!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-22-03 - Published: 8-18-037. Boundaries » reviewsJack doesn't think he's been properly grateful to Norrington for letting him go...but his "thank you" goes further than expected. SLASH, Jack/Norrington, hints of Will/Norrington.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 8-14-03 - Published: 7-22-038. What's In a Name reviewsNorrington is turning into a workaholic, and Gillette decides to take matters into his own hands.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-10-039. First Encounters » reviewsYoung Jack Sparrow meets an even younger Norrington.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-7-0310. Comfort reviewsJack and Norrington, captured by pirates, somehow end up in the same jail cell, and slash ensues. Sadly lacking in the plot department, I'm afraid.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 8-3-0311. A Healthy Dose of Reality reviewsYour typical self-insertion Mary Sue parody. Why would the crew need a giggly 12-year-old Earther to save them from things they were trained to fight anyway?Space Cases - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-17-0312. One Miz, Two Miz, Red Miz, Blue Miz reviewsLes Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 112 - Published: 8-3-0213. The Trials and Tribulations of Marie-Suzette reviewsYour typical Mary Sue parody, with a twist. Featuring everyone's favorite philosophical Ami--Combeferre!Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-29-0214. He Who Troubleth His Own House reviewsAngsty "Inherit the Wind" songfic. Only in the last moments of his life can Hornbeck realize the mistakes he's made. WARNING: SLASH.Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-9-0115. The Oak By the Shore reviewsVershinin returns from his assignment overseas to find that all has changed...but is it really for the better? Based on Chekhov's play "Three Sisters."Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-25-01