I realised I should actually put stuff here. So I will. Alright, I'm not interesting, do you still want info on me? Yes, you do. Do you want me to write better summaries and info of my stories here? Yes, you do. Are you tired of me answering my own questions? Yeah, you are. :)

Alright, about me:

Call me: Joe

Age: 16

About oneself: I'm a nerdy little artist obsessed with several manga, including ONE PIECE, FMA, HELLSING, and several others no one has ever heard of.

And of course everyone loves Dragon Ball!

So... drop me a line, cause I'm so fine. Ooooooooh, yeah, and I can rhyme!

Rants. Yay. Do you like rants? I do. So lets start with... Reeeally Bad Writers.
Yeah. If you are a reeeeaaally bad writer and you KNOW it, please kindly get off the internet. Or just stop writing fanfiction. And I'm talking to those of you who use chatspeak, and those of you who don't know that you need "these" around sentences in which people are speaking. There's I think one exception to this rule, but if you're confused about it, then just stick to "these". Also, if you're like 10, kindly don't try to write smut. You'll be bad at it. Unless you've been sold to a whore house. Which I doubt.
Second thing is... I'm not sure what to call this... Bad Summaries?
Have you ever scrolled down a page of fanfics and seen a couple that were like "I suck at summaries. Read inside." or "untitled story" or "What happens when they are attacked... by PEANUTS?!1" and my most hated "Surprise pairing, read to find out!" or "Read about the adventures where the food eat them!" Nobody likes these stories. Well, the stories might be good, but nobody likes the summaries. I'm not attracted to a story that has no title. If you're not sure what to call it, then ask someone to read it and name it! It's simple! And if you suck at summaries, what's a better way to practice then to, I dunno, write them? If you come back later and say "I don't like this summary" then write another one. You can do that here. And if you really must have a surprise pairing, at least mention if it's yaoi or yuri. I've read I think two stories with that sort of summary and stopped because suddenly Zoro and Sanji decide they love each other! I don't want to see that. Not everyone is as hungry over yaoi as you. Also about surprise pairings, mention if it's an OC. I hate them so much, and don't want to start reading a fic only to find out the mysterious person Vegeta's in love with is... Glacia! WHO THE FUCK IS GLACIA?!

I think I'm done ranting for a while. OH WAIT!

K, fave characters.

FMA:
Everyone cept mebe anime-Al cause I can't STAND that voice. DX

One Piece:
Everyone excluding Bellamy and Spandam.

DBZ:
Everyone excluding Satan, reformed Dabura, and idiotic camera guys.

Hellsing:
Everyone. :3 Cept for mebe the Doctor, 'cause that belly shirt is wieeerd. :o

I hate Mary/Gary-Sues.

Quotes:

Nami: Wow, I'd be happy if she was my secretary! ...Wait, I'm not a man!

Zoro: I am always serious.
Nami: That's what makes you so stupid.

Johnny: Were all problems to be solved with apologies, we wouldn't need the marines!

Luffy: This armor will protect me from harm.
Zoro: AAH! The armor broke!

Sanji: Sorry, but i'm gonna have to decline your offer.
Luffy: No, I decline.
Sanji: You decline what?
Luffy: I decline your decline.

Zoro: Was that a bribe?
Luffy: Yup.
/walks off/
Zoro: Well, at least he's honest.

(kay, enough One Piece Joe!)

Edward: Even if I'm small I can barely fit in here... .../headslam/
/hates himself for admitting he's small/

Itachi: Go away. You don't interest me at the moment.
Sasuke:/clenches fist/ WELL GET INTERESTED!

Yura: Of course, her hair isn't nearly as pretty as yours, but, waste not, want not.
Kagome:/With a bow and arrow ready to fire/ Not as pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it? You live in a time where they don't even have SHAMPOO.
/Accidentally releases the arrow, her aim off, and Inuyasha has to duck to keep from getting hit/
Inuyasha: Will you WATCH where you're aiming that thing?

Kagome: Oh, wow! He proposed to her!
Inuyasha: He poses a what?

Goku: Look Vegeta, people popcorn!
Vegeta: What is he on?

Vegeta: Meaningless huh? WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF MEANINGLESS!? Spend most of YOUR life ruled by another, watch YOUR race dwindle to a handfull, and then tell what has more meaning then YOUR OWN STRENGTH! I have in me the blood of a Saiyan Prince; he is nothing but a joke! Yet I had to watch him surpass me in strength, my destiny thrown to the wayside! He's-He's even saved my life as if I were a helpless child! He has stolen my honor, and his debts must be paid!

(EVERYTHING DBZ ABRIDGED RELATED)

Stories:

NONE! :)
Why? Because I follow my own advice. I love to read, but am a shit writer. The solution? Don't write. At least until I improve enough to want to post it.