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((...thats your cue to say "HELL YEAH!!!!"))

PROFILE LAST UPDATED 2-23-08

for all you gamers who have read my profile if you have "medal of honor: heroes" for the PSP im usually online in there. my screename is calik512 so say hi! (39 best in the world baby!)

gender : male. theres hardly any of us on this site!!! I mean come on! Whats up with all the males in the world???

hair: mainly brown. its like a bit above my cheeks.

pets: 2 cats...or do i even have pets...ok ill stop... : D

favorite animals (in order): foxes, cats, squirrels, and FLUFFY BUNNIES!!!!

favorite pastime: reading ff.net fics, writing ff.netfics,video games, baseball, and looking at clouds (go lazy people!)

favorite anime: Naruto, Inuyasha, Ruroini Kenshin, Love Hina and Death Note

favorite naruto pairings: naru/saku all the way biznatches!!!!!

favorite Inuyasha pairings: Inuyasha/Kagome

favorite Ruroini Kenshin pairings: Kenshin/Kaoru

favorite Love Hina pairings: Keitaro/Naru

favorite Death Note pairings: Light/Misa

favorite food: RAMEN! ooooohhh... and cheese!

favorite video games: Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, Medal of Honor: Heroes, Elder Scrolls IV; Oblivion, Guitar Hero 1, 2, and rock the 80's (i kick ass at that game!) Jak 2, Jak 3, all Zelda games, Pikmin 1 and 2, and Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 (Paper Mario Thousand year door is pretty cool)

favorite actors: Elijah Wood, Will Smith, Orlando Bloom, Will Ferrel and Adam Sandler

favorite movies: All LOtR, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spidermans, Transformers and others i cant bother to name right now...DO NOT WATCH 1408 IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!!!

favorite TV shows: Fairly Odd Parents, Spoongebob Squarepants (no law saying i cant like kiddy shows!), Simpsons and Southpark

favorite thing to do in school: make fun of the teachers behind their backs (hee hee hee!), and starting food fights. (I know, Im a trouble maker!)

stories in progeress: The Adventures of Tipas Caravan and A NaruSaku novelization

people who make me happy: people who leave reviews, contact me through my profile, and people who joing my C2 staff

Things that piss me off: getting grounded, getting in trouble, people that are annoying, people that make fun of people in order to be cool, people that are racist,

Why people dont like OC's: Most people dont understand all that goes on with the oc. They prefer to have charectors that they understand without thinking. I personally think that it is kinda creative that you make your own oc.

what i personally like on this website: I like long stories, romance, action, adventure, humor, and as I said before, angst. I really like stories that have a good plot and lots of diffuculties

things you should know about me: I am over protective of my friends. If you mess with one of them and they say you hurt thier feelings, or they say you are making fun of them, I will hunt you down and cuss you out. If I know you in real life I will try to kick the living shit out of you.

current friends on ff.net: SilenceOfShattering, B-corvus corvidae-M, Ying and Yang Twins, Soras-black-soul, broken katana, Black Rose Minamino, LostInHyrule and Spookybishop. DO NOT MAKE FUN OF THEM OR YOU WILL SUFFER FROM MY WRATH! MWAHAHA! ahem...

NOTICE: sometimes it takes me a long time to type chapters (cuz im a lazy ass! XD)

A funny thingy:

Ding fries are done

Ding fries are done

Ding fries are done

Ding fries are done!

I gotta run

I gotta run

I gotta run

I gotta run!

I work at Burger King,

At the register,

Making flame-broiled whoppers!

Would you like apple pie with that?

Would you like apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done

Ding fries are done

Ding fries are done

Ding fries are done!

I gotta run

I gotta run

I gotta run

I gotta run!

Dont touch the fries

They are hot

Wait for the light

So it will stop!

Where is the bell

Cant hear the bell

Ding fries are done

Ding fries areeeeee doooooooooone!

(repeat until friend gets pissed)

((sing the tune like that one christmas song carol of the bells))

QUESTIONS I NEED ANSWERS TO

(I will add more so tune in and check every now and again)

Why the hell did they stop making IGPX???

Why can you bend bread, but not bend a cracker?

When you close the refrigerator, does the light stay on?

Whos the little man that closes the garage when I turn away?

What sounds does a rabbit make?

Why doesnt anoyone bother answering any of my questions?

Is Calik completely and utterly insane...wait...i know that one

STUFF I FEEL LIKE SAYING TO YOU

7-21-07 - HOLY SHIZNICK! A YEAR SINCE I WAS LAST ON! mainly due to laziness... :) not to mention not being able to get near a computer for reasons i would rather not say...

7-29-07 - For all you people who have even bothered to read my profile I wanna thank you

7-31-07 - Alright. Im getting this pimp new room that is going to be painted red. I have this thing that blows air out of it and above that I have a poster that gets loose and goes in front of my light and makes my room flicker. So when its all done and said, im going to have my own little hell to call my own: D

8-16-07 - ITS OFFICIAL!!!! I HAVE MY OWN LITTLE HELL TO PLAY IN!!!! YAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

END OF PROFILE! PLEASE TUNE IN AGAIN SOMETIME SOON!

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