I'm Bowser Jr. Nutt, (yes, I'm aware that nut is spelled with only one 't', but it just felt right) and if you want to know me then read below.

Likes:Making other peoples lives a living hell. :-). Oh, and reviews! Reviews are so fun and shiny...

Dislikes: When people call Bowser Jr. Baby bowser! They are two completely different people in completely different times, so... DON'T MISTAKE THEM OR I'LL FLAME YOU! Well, not badly flame you... I also dislike with great intensity the three day wait before you can write fics! I also dislike the Favorite Author section. I think all Authors are awesome, so I really don't use that section

2/5/08 THIS SUCKS!!!!!!! A computer virus has just decimated my half finished copies of the new "Kart crash Mystery", "Know the beasts", and "Know your Mario stars" chapters! If you feel as pissed off about this development as I do, then PM me to show me your Pissoffitude! I will try to recreate these chapters, but now it will take even longer! GAAAAAH! SO PISSED OFF!!!!

The new "know the beasts" chapter is going to take awhile. I'm sorry to all of those who have been waiting patiently, but I've only just started and I already have writers block...So, as I said, I'll be awhile.

1/7/08 Good news! I'm on a roll with the new "Know the Beasts" chapter! Yay! It looks like all of you lucky sons of bitches will get to read the new chapter sooner than expected! Yay!

1/22/08 The new Know the Beasts chapter is still only half done...So, sorry, guys, it'll be awhile.

1/29/08 I have seriously been neglecting my writing... PLEASE FORGIVE ME!... I've had a HUGE school project that took up my time for nearly two weeks!... TWO WEEKS! For all of those who are still waiting ever so patiently for an update in "The Kart Crash Mystery 2", "Know the Beasts", or "Know Your Mario Stars"...Then you people are the best! I promise to write double time to try to keep up with all of the updates that haven't happened yet. On another note, all of those who are pissed off at me for not updateing sooner, PLEASE SEND ME ANGRY PM'S!!!...Seriously! Angry PM's motivate me to write faster! Anyway, back to writting!

2/30/08 Hey, all. Just letting you know that I'm not dead. My computer broke down...along with all my twice-rewriten chapters... Just kidding! Well, not about the computer breaking down part, that really happened. I'm writing this from the library. Anyway, I don't expect anyone to read this because none of my readers deserve the treatment I've been giving them lately... Okay, I'll return eventually!

Read my polls, Bitches! And yes, you can post them now! Just look at the top of the screen! Remember, if you don't vote, your a dope! Catchy, huh?

2 reviews. That's my magic number. I usually don't even start to write a new chapter until the last one get's two reviews. Don't ask, that's just how I work. So, more reviews, faster updates!

Also, please read "a Koopa's Story" by notfromearth7, for I am co-authoring it with him. Remember, a review for him is like a review for me!...If my name was notfromearth7, that is...But seriously, you should read it! You can really see the workings of two writers in it. The better reveiws you give him, the better the story will be for everyone! Yay!

Things I like to do: Now, I'm not going to go into anything personal with this, but a few general things will sufice. I enjoy meditation (I do not do this religious reasons but for sharpening the mind) and reading. My favorite genre, horror, is true for almost every subject of storytelling for me. I enjoy writing and scuba diving, as well. I study the martial arts, as well, and I'm espesially into Goju-Ryu, Shaolin 5-Ancient-Animal style, Judo, Mantis Kung Fu (Both Northern and Sothern styles), and 4-element style ninjutsu.

Games: super smash bros., sonic the hedgehog, pikmin, mario, Wario ware inc., the House of the Dead (All of them, 1, 2, 3, and 4, and the hopefully upcoming 5)

My I.Q.: I don't know my exact Intelligence Quotient, but I know from the last time I tested I'm in the upper 99th percentile. Translation, my I.Q. is higher than more than 99 of the human population, and I am certified genius, capable of getting into the Mensa high-I.Q. society. Now, I don't like to brag, but...boo ya! I'm smarter than nearly every human on earth!

Cartoons: South Park, Drawn Together, The Simpsons, Family Guy.

Politics: ...Yeah, I'd just willingly post my inner most thoughts of the government, my political party, and who I hope will be the next president on a site of mostly 13-18 year old people creating plagerized fictional stories...

Fanfic style: I like to make humor, horror, and general fics. If you could send a review that will have suggestions, than I'd REALLY appreciate it. I used to do alot of randomness, and I still do use it, but I don't use it to the exctent that I do now. My old fics were also writen entirely in script, but no more. The only fics that I am currently writing that are still in script style are "Know the Beasts" and "Know your Mario Stars". I've also been told I do good mysteries...I'll have to do more of those. Romantic fics aren't my style, (They keep reminding me that I do not have a girl friend and I'm to afraid that I can't support a relationship to ask the girl that I already like out), sad, I know, but I might have some relationships in my fics, but they will never be the full front of the style. Speed, detail, plot are, in my opinion, my strong points, while originality, deep jokes, and beginning/ending a fic are my weak points...In my opinon, of course. If you want to share your oppinon with my style, please feel free to PM me.

My Taste in Fics: I'm not one to read a fic just because I like the person who wrote it (unless they ask me, of course, and I am more likely to read it if I know the person), but I'm a guy who reads for taste, I love certain style and character use, especially people who can really make the fic realistic. If I like one fic, I'm also probably gonna love it's sequels, and if it's a series, I'll probably read and review every one, like the 'Trio' fics by LazloTitan36. I hate fics that move to fast, as I find them very awkward. I also dislike fics that have an obvious plot, or poorly developed characters. I love fics that have a small plot then escellates to something huge! I also dislike really good romance fics, because, as mentioned above, it makes me feel that I'll never have a truely romantic relationship as some of the fics I know. I like comedies, but only if they're done well. I also love horrors, but I still haven't found any that are near-Stephen King/Edgar Allen Poe/Dean Koontz scarry, so if you know a really good horror fic, feel free to PM me about it. I hate perfect characters, someone who is absolutley perfect in something like romance or friendship, but only because I'm not perfect, I guess... Socially, I mean, I feel confident in everything else. I love fics that make you feel for the characters. Theres alot more, but if I were to continue, I'd probably fill the entire page!

Where I live: ...Yeah, I bet you want to know that.

Favorite places to visit: I've always wanted to go to Australia, Brazil, India, Indonesia, and the Congo because they have geography, culture, climate, and wildlife vastly different than here in America. Actually, I've only left the country once, and that was to Monterey Mexico, (if you ever go there, check out the Chipinque mountain park! It's crazy! Parrots and multicolored birds everywhere! Crazy!... But seriously, don't drink the water...No, I'm not kidding, I got really sick on that trip from drinking tap water, so if you visit, drink bottled or resteraunt water only!)

Favorite Bands: U2, Green Day, and Evanescence are my favorites! Favorite songs are "American Idiot" by Green Day, "Vertigo" by U2, and "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence. Those are my favorites, but I also enjoy listening to Kansas, Los Lobos, Maroon 5, All American Rejects, KISS, Boston, and other bands.

Favorite Anime: Bobobo-bobo-bobo, Naruto, One Piece...and that's it.

PS: Oh, and on a side note, I'm a guy. And I'm strait. I'm not going to omit my age but I will say that I'm a minor. I'm also not going to omit my race. My ancestry is mostly Celtic ( a combination of Irish, Welsh, and Scottish) and a little bit of German...Oh shit, I just revealed my race! I think it would be better if you didn't know my religion either.

Sorry I haven't been updating all summer, but I was grounded. Not only that, but my computer crashed and erased my precious Microsoft word documents. One of them was going to be a new "know the beasts" chapter that had at least 15,000 words in it, and now it gone:( .But don't worry, I'm working on remaking it, but don't expect it to come out anytime soon.15,000 words isn't written in a day, you know!

Good news! I was able to retrieve my lost "know the Beasts" chapter! It's on right now!

10/5/07- I probably won't put anymore "know the beasts" chapters until I get some reviews. Some might call this moping, others may call it bribery, and still others just call it stubbornness. Well, my answer to such claims are, "F--- you!". I am a little depressed that I'm not getting any reviews for the chapter after I worked so hard on it. I'll continue writing as soon as I'm inspired by some reviews.

Big News! I'm now Co-authoring the Smash Bros. fic "A Koopa's Story" by notfromearth7.

10/21/07- "Know Your Mario Stars" has just reached 10,000 hits!

10/30/07- With the recent installment of the sixth chapter, "Know the Beasts" is now my largest fic.

10/31/07- Happy Halloween, Bitches!

11/19/07- Read my the fic in which I am co-authoring, A Koopas Story by notfromearth7. Reading it will make you happy.

12/8/07- Man! This new "Know the Beasts" chapter I'm writing is Looooooooooong! Also, please feel free to send me PMs or Reviews of encouragment to help me speed up the writing process.

12/21/07- It's almost December 25th, and you all know what special event happens on that day, right?...The new AVP movie! Alien is totally gonna kick predator's ass! ...Oh yeah, and Chrismas, that's kinda special too...

12/31/07- Happy New Years you greedy no good coniving bastards! I hope that this next year will be even worse for you than last year! And just to say goodbye to a terrible year, and hello to an even worse one, I'm going to say, KISS MY ASS 2007!

==People who make me feel Happy==

notfromearth7- I co-author his fic, a Koopa's Story. He's a little sarcastic, but he's a good guy, and is particularly talented in plot structure. Nothing is certain, but we've been talking about a possible sequel. : ) I won't give away details, you'll just have to wait until it comes out!

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus- What can I say? He's Yoshilla, here him roar, watch him kick some ass, to the floor. Insidently, he changed his name! The single biggest name in Super Smash Brothers fanfiction EVER!

PrincessPeachandDaisy- A fan and the writer of one of my favorite fics, Back to Isle Delfino, which I recomend reading, by the way. I really do think she may be the next "Monopoly" writer of the Mario fics (Someone who's fics are known through out a section). She even says I'm one of her best friends:-)

ebtwist9: They (Yes, they, it says it in there profile), write the story "Change of Heart", which has so far accumulatted over 377 reviews...No, I did not accidently hit the 7 button twice, the number you see is correct. 377. Awesome. Keep it up, y'all!

Bowser Jr. Nutt- He's amazing, he's spectacular, he's sexy, he's...me?...Well, he's still pretty amazing, you gotta admit.

Fans- All my fans, to many to mention in this single section, each one specializing in being special in there own special way...Specially.

LazloTitan36- LT36 writes the Trio fics, which I am a loyal fan of. Keep writing em', dude!

Kafata- Anyone who thinks I'm the greatest Author is awesome in my book.

Jesus- Amazing guy, isn't he? ...Oh, crap! I just revealed my religon! I'll just have to fix that...

L Ron Hubbard- Ah ha! There! Now you can't tell my religon! Muhahahahah!

and more to come!

==Quotes==

"If all is fair in love and war, victory must be the equivalent of divorce from your spouse and get everything he owns in the process"-Me

"As long as you do not think that your race is superior to any other, you are not a racist" -Carlos Mencia from Mind of Mencia

"Your maturity depends on your age, your views, and your ability to give up all things that have meaning to you" -Me

"Ah yes, there is one thing I forgot. The human race has not been eliminated. Travel north...Hope is such a splendid thing..." -Goldman in House of the Dead 4

"Mankind has violated the original sin, and therefore are a threat to this planet!" - the Wheel of Fate /aka/ Dr. Currien in House of the Dead III

"In time, a sucsessor will come..." -Goldman in House of the Dead 2

"I am superior to all humans, and therefore it is my duty to wipe all trace of mankind from this earth." -the Magician in House of the Dead

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!" -Dave Chapelle in the Chapelle Show

"They mostly come out a night...mostly..." -Aliens

"You don't want to sell me death sticks"

"I don't want to sell you death sticks"

"You want to go home and rethink your life"

"I want to go home and rethink my life" -Star Wars 2: Attack of the Clones

"A loving relationship is 0.5 percent lust, 0.5 percent attraction, and 99 percent wishful thinking" -Me

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" -ancient Zen Buddhist koan

"The dark side has powers many believe to be unnatural" -Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith

"Blame Canada!" -Sheila Brovloski in South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut

"I can't sleep, ever" -Tweek from South Park

"Evil has many faces, but none so sinister as the one we see when we look in the mirror" -Me

"It was the boogieman..."

"As a matter of fact, it was..." -Halloween

"Quoth the raven,'Nevermore'." -The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe

"Some people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you...not anymore..." -Saw

"You pest! Leave us alone!" -Bowser Morton Koopa Junior in Super Mario Sunshine

"Puyo!" -Kirby

"I don't know what weapons humans will use in World War Three, but I do know what weapons humans will use in World War Four; rocks." -Albert Einstein

"Madness?...This, is, SPARTA!" -300