Herr Wozzeck
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since: 01-21-06, id: 974987, Profile Updated: 06-24-11
country: USA
Author has written 31 stories for King Kong, Riviera, Super Smash Brothers, Fire Emblem, Sonic the Hedgehog, No More Heroes, Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance, District 9, Kung Fu Panda, Mass Effect, Heavy Rain, Dead Space, and Banjo-Kazooie.

"When you work on a story, you have something to say. It’s a response to a moment of your life and what you want to express." -David Cage


Hello people. I'm Herr Wozzeck, and as should be made apparent by the fact that I have a few stories submitted here, I write fanfiction. Of course, I never know if I am good or not, so R&R is a nice concept that I really wish people would use to help me with how I write my stories.


About Me:

Age: 21

Comes from: Miami, FL

Gender: Male

Occupation: College Student, Amateur Violinist/Violist, Composer

I am a fanboy of Alban Berg's opera Wozzeck. Hence my pen name. Go dissonant music! (please insert really dissonant chord here)

Likes: Classical music, steak dishes, fun, mythology, jamming on the viola.

Dislikes: Boredom, updated opera productions (glares at whoever thought of that).

Hobbies: composing, reading scores, fanfiction

Collects: Conductor's scores, classical music works.

Favorite Games: Fire Emblem franchise (now that I've played some of the Japanese games), Riviera: The Promised Land (which I think is of the best RPG's, if not the best), Super Smash Brothers: Melee, Super Smash Brothers: Brawl, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, Skies of Arcadia: Legends, Heavy Rain, Dragon Age: Origins, Little Big Planet, Dead Space.

Favorite Films: District 9, Kung Fu Panda, The Sound of Music, Princess Mononoke, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920 version), Peter Jackson's King Kong, Pan's Labyrinth, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Yojimbo, Back to the Future, The Brothers Bloom, Inception.

Favorite Mythologies: Greek Mythology, Beowulf, Russian Mythology.

The image in the profile was made by a guy named Chopstick, who lived in that realm which used to be known as the Fire Emblem Sanctuary of Strategy. You know the rest.


My Literary Hub: Where I keep track of what I have done, what I'm doing, and what I want to do later.

Currently working on: Mass Vexations (Mass Effect self-insert); Leads (Heavy Rain AU, if Scott wasn't the killer); The Tales We Tell (District 9 Character novel that takes on a memoir form and concerns the exploits of various people within District 10.); Nutsy (Collage of oneshots pertaining to the Final Fantasy Tactics: Advance universe).

Finished (in order of completion): Beautiful, The Magic of Love, Memory Tome", Feel the Rain Fall, Um Mitternacht", The Plains of Sacae, Atrorie: Land of Dreams", Symphonische Metamorphosen, The Twelve Days of Christmas, Final Farewell, Judgement Day, Paranoia, Twenty Warriors, Golaud, Through the Looking Glass, Through the Looking Glass: Pennance, La Belle.

What I'd like to get to: The remaining two books of Legend; Twenty Warriors sequel (although that's not very likely).

On Hiatus: Legend (FE:RD fic detailing Ike's adventures after he kills Ashera) (Damn me and other things running off with my ideas... I'll post if I write stuff...); Through the Looking Glass: Elegy (Third part of TTLG saga) (I'll probably get around to doing it after I finish Leads).

Abandoned: Understanding" (lack of reviews and interest), The Wood" (I started it with a lot of ideas, but then I got into Symphonische Metamorphosen and over time my ideas died.), The Atrorian Gate (My ideas got murdered by Legend. I'm not kidding. :()

(" signifies a deleted work)


Oh, yeah, I also do film reviews. Crazy, I know, but it's fun, you know?

So if you want to check out my reviews, go here:

http://herrwozzecksfilmreviews.blogspot.com/


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And just one more. Good going Nintendo4ever! Stop the homophobia!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


1. Mass Vexations 3 » reviews
We kicked the Collectors' asses. But now, we have the Reapers coming, threatening galactic extinction. Good thing we have the crew of the Normandy to try and stop it. And I'm in it to the end. Self-insert, sequel to MV2, various pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 513,009 - Reviews: 519 - Updated: 5-5-13 - Published: 8-21-11 - Shepard (F) & Garrus V.
2. Reprieve reviews
After the storm, there is a chance to breathe for everyone involved. Isaac and Ellie find themselves picking up the remaining pieces together on the EarthGov gunship after escaping the Sprawl. Oneshot. Friendship.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-28-11 - Isaac C. & Ellie L. - Complete
3. Mass Vexations 2 » reviews
It's been two years since Saren was stopped. And now that Mass Effect 2 has come around, it's time for me to help Shepard stop the Collectors. Self-insert, sequel to Mass Vexations. Tali/OC, F!Shepard/Thane, Garrus/?, various other pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 607,709 - Reviews: 1044 - Updated: 7-17-11 - Published: 8-11-10 - Shepard (F) & Garrus V. - Complete
4. Leads » reviews
A single lead can change everything. So can following one lead over another. A look into what could have been if Scott Shelby was not the Origami Killer and did some genuinely good investigating.
Heavy Rain - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,707 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-16-11 - Published: 5-12-10 - Scott S. & Lauren W.
5. The Tales We Tell » reviews
In District 10, a mythologist worked as a guard employed by MNU. This is his memoir of his time there, and what the stories he collected there say about the aliens as a sentient race.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,191 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 2-11-11 - Published: 9-23-09
6. Christmas Vexations reviews
Christmas on the Normandy is a very curious thing for all on the ship, especially during a suicide mission. Eleven shorts on the feelings of the Normandy's crew about the holiday. Tie-in with Mass Vexations. Various pairings and fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-21-10 - Complete
7. Mass Vexations » reviews
Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 187,688 - Reviews: 218 - Updated: 7-20-10 - Published: 3-21-10 - Tali'Zorah & Shepard (F) - Complete
8. Nutsy » reviews
A clan. A network of fighters. A group of friends. But most of all, a family unit, where everybody involved feels the essense of a truly wonderful life. A look into the lives of the members of Clan Nutsy.
Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,732 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 4-9-10 - Published: 4-1-09
9. La Belle » reviews
Joint fic with me, BabyGurl278, KILL THE EMPIRE, and RoyalFanatic. The smashers enter a tournament crafted especially for them. Little do they know of the price they must pay if they lose... NOTE: NO LONGER A COLLAB!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,974 - Reviews: 181 - Updated: 12-26-09 - Published: 11-13-06 - Bowser & Fox M. - Complete
10. One Hand, One Heart reviews
At the clothes shop, Jia and Po stage a fake wedding. Based around nievelion's A Different Lesson. Also, West Side Story. Birthday fic for nievelion.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-12-09 - Po - Complete
11. Legend: Book 4: The Butterfly Effect » reviews
The quest for a correct timeline is never an easy one, and Ike and his friends will learn so the hard way. Book 4 of Legend.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,545 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-18-09 - Published: 5-25-09 - Ike
12. Through the Looking Glass: Pennance » reviews
One thing unifies their souls; a darkness that could only be pierced by the revealing needle of friendship. No one is beyond redemption, no matter how far they've fallen.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,363 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 8-4-09 - Tails & Tai Lung - Complete
13. Les entretiens de la Belle et de la Bête reviews
That story of the beauty and the beast where they fall in love... I only thought that could be in a fairy tale. And yet, here we are, Tania a beautiful, lovely woman, and myself a beast, and we're in love. It's almost like the story came to life. One-shot
District 9 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-16-09 - Wikus V.D.M. & Tania V.D.M. - Complete
14. Pavanne to a Missing Husband reviews
The rose on the table clearly shows he hasn't given up hope yet. If he still has hope, then I'll still have hope. And I won't let go, no matter what happens. Oneshot, Taniacentric, Spoilerific
District 9 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-20-09 - Tania V.D.M. & Wikus V.D.M. - Complete
15. Through the Looking Glass » reviews
Sonic the Hedgehog and some of his friends are captured by Eggman. Rouge joins Eggman. Shadow leaves a Chaos Emerald in Hailfire Peaks in a desperate tactic to save the world. What happened afterwards can only be described as dreamlike. Pun intended.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,646 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 5-25-09 - Rouge - Complete
16. Legend: Book 3: In The Land of the Dead » reviews
Thrust into a world of strange sights and other people, Ike, Maria, and Fiordiligi find themselves separated from Willie and Kuranga in a world unlike any they have ever seen. Book 3 of Legend.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,789 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-17-09 - Published: 12-6-08 - Ike - Complete
17. Legend: Book 3A: Sword of Seals » reviews
Willie and Kuranga are separated from Ike, Fiordiligi, and Maria. As Willie find himself stranded on a new continent without Kuranga, he gets sucked into a conflict thousands of years in the making. Spinoff of Legend
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,341 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-25-09 - Published: 1-17-09 - Roy & Clarine
18. Twenty Warriors » reviews
Twenty warriors are sectioned in groups of two to end a threat to the entire universe. However, is this threat really the massive apocalypse that it seems? MultiCrossover fic.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,123 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-10-09 - Published: 5-12-07 - Complete
19. Legend: Book 2: The Hut on Chicken's Legs » reviews
The second book of Legend. In the midst of the complete destruction of a nation, Ike will deal with a supernatural phenomenon the likes of which he has never seen before...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,987 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-21-08 - Published: 8-13-08 - Ike - Complete
20. Game Over reviews
All I know is that somehow, I have this thing in my stomach, and I'm laying here dying. Game Over indeed. Drabble.
No More Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-16-08 - Complete
21. Paranoia » reviews
The tournament had been cancelled. Ganondorf and Marth left the tournament a happy couple. Roy and Zelda became happy after the events of the tournament. Everybody became happy. Except Link. This is the story of his descent into madness. SemiAU YaoiRape
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,748 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 10-7-07 - Link - Complete
22. Legend: Book 1: Continent at War » reviews
The first book of Legend. Ike set out from Tellius in search of lands never found. The first land he finds is not only inhabited, but on the verge of war for the first time in over nine hundred years...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,296 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-7-08 - Published: 6-1-08 - Ike - Complete
23. The Atrorian Gate » reviews
Just months after Tabuu was defeated, a new threat rises in the Smash World, and it once again becomes a race to save the world. However, the stakes are much higher this time...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 4-8-08
24. Judgement Day » reviews
A simple experiment goes horribly wrong, leaving a handful of survivors to fend for themselves amidst the remains of a once prosperous Station Square and a mass of undead creatures. AU, Zombie fic, Character death.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,611 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 8-14-07 - Shadow & Jet - Complete
25. Final Farewell reviews
It should never have been like this. He should have been old. Instead, it had come far too soon for poor Reyson to comprehend what was going on. Yaoi TibarnReyson
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-8-08 - Reyson & Tibarn - Complete
26. The Twelve Days of Christmas reviews
An unidentified 'true love' plays a guessing game with Skrimir. What is the identity of this 'true love', and can Skrimir guess by the time the last day of Christmas comes around? Oh, and let's not forget the antics brought on by the crazy gifts...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-25-07 - Ranulf & Skirmir - Complete
27. Symphonische Metamorphosen » reviews
Ganondorf: a quiet, misunderstood man who yearns for change. Marth: an exiled prince abandoned by his countrymen. This is the story of their love. Yaoi. Marf and various other pairings. SemiAU
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,771 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 9-22-07 - Published: 1-27-07 - Ganondorf & Marth - Complete
28. The Plains of Sacae reviews
Karla is dead. Bartre finds himself on the plains with Karel instead of the woman he loved. But will it make a difference on his happiness? Yaoi KarelBartre
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-8-07 - Complete
29. Feel the Rain Fall reviews
This village did nothing to me, and yet I slaughtered every last individual that was there. Such is my lust for the feel of blood running down my body in streams. Pre FE 7
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-2-07 - Karel - Complete
30. The Magic of Love reviews
Ein harbors some feelings for Cierra, and after he and Cierra find a certain herb, he decides to tell her those feelings. EinCierra. WARNING: Contains spoilers for the Cierra ending.
Riviera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-15-06 - Complete
31. Beautiful reviews
We all know about the tale of Ann Darrow and the creature known as Kong, but what did Kong see and think? My first attempt at a oneshot. Please R&R.
King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-8-06 - Complete
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