|Sorceress Morgan le Fay|
Author has written 4 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Stargate: Atlantis, Harry Potter, and Labyrinth.
Dislikes: Stupid people! They shouldn't be allowed to breed.
More Info: I pretty much only wear jeans, t-shirts, clogs, boots and flip flops (depends on the weather). Dresses are pretty awesome. I wear contacts/glasses. I have braces. I also have my ears double peirced & I really want my upper ear pierced.
Writing Style: Pretty random... usually about my dreams or stuff I come up with when I'm bored.
Quote Time: HAS BEEN UPDATED! 2/14/08
Creepy Kid: ((something about sex, me and 45 minutes))
Me: ((glares at aforementioned kid)) GO DIE!
Alex: ((mutters to creepy kid)) Dude, you wouldn't even last half that long.
Creepy Kid: ((does mental math)) You mean I wouldn't last 22 minutes??
Me: ((bursts out laughing))
Mom: Yes, it's a fruit.
Sarah: Then corn's a fruit!
Daniel: No, it's a carb!
Mom ((to dad)): Speaking of corn, I've got some out in the fridge that needs to be cooked tomorrow.
Here's What I Heard:
Mom: Speaking of porn, I've got some out in the fridge that needs to be cooked tomorrow.
Me: ((chokes on grape juice, then realizes she said CORN, not PORN))
HOLY RABID BEAVERS NIBBLING ON POPTARTS CURSING TO THE BLOODY BOWELS OF HADES! -Me. Oh yes. Meee.
Me: (chewing apple and suddenly hacks)
Dad: ARE YOU OK!?
Me: (Hackhack) I'M NOT DIEING! (hackhack)
Evan: IT'S EASY! Velcro goes to velcro, snap goes to snap!
Me: I KNOW! Gosh!
Evan: I swear, one of these days I'm just going to give you a swift kick to the shin.
Me: (smirk) At least I'm not the one wearing a red christmas tree.
Evan: At least I'm not the one dating Kyle.
Me: AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE DATING KYLE EITHER!
Anita: So, who's Kyle?
Me: Stage crew guy on the right side.
Anita: Are you guys dating?
Me: (screams) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ...no comment...
Me: OH MY GOSH, Catie were you a prositute?! (we were playing charades at youth group)
Catie: HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET PROSITUTE OUT OF ME WALKING IN THE DOORWAY!? ... youth group
Me: ((bored)) My mom told me to warn you that my retarded friend is here.
Evan: Well your retarded friend might just find a restraining order on her by the end of the night, because I'm in a bad mood. Wanna know WHY I'm in a bad mood?
Me: ((looks away))
Evan: First of all, I was late to something this morning because I woke up late. And because I woke up late, I didn't get coffee and my mom threw a glass of water at me instead.
Me: Okaayyy then...
I will break your neck and pour jelly all over your body and pray to the GODS OF JELLY TO BURN YOUR SOUL IN A JELLY LIKE HELL! NOW GET THE JELLY! -Dane Cook... gotta love that guy. Twat!
Paige: What does your shoe say Evan?
Me: (bored) It says "Watch out I'm gonna step on you!" and "Hi Rebecca!"
Paige: Why'd you do that??
Evan: I can answer my own questions, thank you...
Madeline: (whispering) He wrote "Hi Rebecca" cause he thinks she purdy!
Me: (has a snorting/laughing spree)... play rehersal... yes actors are insane!
Me: MIGHTY BITES! MIGHTY BITES! MIGHTY BI- oh my gosh they're shaped like people!
Dad: Nuh uh...
Me: uh huh!
Dad: nuh uh!
Me: UH HUH! YES THEY ARE! LOOK! (shoves a piece of cereal in his face) Now what kind of organic food company would enduce cannabilism dad? HUH! ...this morning, when i was searching the house for something to eat.
Mom: "What are you doing?"
Me: (staring at computer) "Fan fiction"
Mom: That garbage sucks your mind out.
Me: (stares at her with horror) "How... can... you... say... that!"
Me: Mom.. dad's scaring me...
Mom: Just remember! You're half of him.
Me: (sniffs and hangs head) I know... me... at dinner... long story
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
Pyromanic? Put this in your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Stupid people are stupid beacause they don't know they are stupid, therefore, those who are stupid are really smart because they are oblivious to the fact that they are stupid, and therefore don't tell people they are stupid, which would completely ruin one's reputation (so long as their prior stupidity didn't ruin it first), and smart people are really stupid because they think that they are smart and they go around telling people that they are smart, oblivious to the fact that they are really stupid, similar to the stupid person. So, you cannot call yourself smart, because that will mean you are really stupid. And don't go up to someone and say that you are stupid, because not everyone has read this and that could lead to a grave misunderstanding...
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Sorceress Morgan Le Fay
If you have ran striaght into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
Beware the Ides of March, ye fools. Copy this into your profile, or I will slice through thy neck like a machete through a banana.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
For some reason, 68 percent of the Phangirl population thinks Christine should have gone with Erik. If you're part of the intelligent 32 percent who thinks she should have just fallen in a hole and died, sparing Erik the painful torture of living with her, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: MyMindIsMyDarkSanctuary, Phantomofthebasket, BlackTippedRose, PhantomPenguin, dark-hearted rose, LisalikesPhantom, WanderingTeen, Sorceress Morgan Le Fay
Every year at least 37million unborn children are brutally murdered. Please do not contribute to these ever incresing numbers of slain innocentce. If you oppose abortion please coppy and paste this on your signature.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, The Demon Goddess of Death(I have, I do it almost twice a month!), Sorceress Morgan Le Fay (welcome to the world of play practice late at night, high heels, laughing your head off while running and a slippery floor)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are against drunk driving please copy this onto your profile!
If you think child abuse is wrong and needs to stop, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I love my own little world, and it grows)
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Most of my friends do :)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes post this on your profile. (It's this writing and reading stuff, its not my fault!)
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