Hello, fellow Sapiens...

I'm Tari, the one and only flash obsessor. I get obsessed with things for a flash and then promptly drop them. I still like/love them, but the actual obsession doesn't always linger. For the moment, I'm obsessed with:

Characters:

Det. Robert Goren (Law and Order: CI), Dr. Gregory House (House, M.D.), Ardeth Bay (The Mummy and The Mummy Returns), James Norrington (PotC), V (V for Vendetta), Jareth, the Goblin King (Labyrinth), Agent Smith (The Matrix), Data (Star Trek: TNG), Spock (Star Trek: TOS), Q (Star Trek: TNG), The Doctor (Star Trek: VOY), Cyrano de Bergerac, Edward Rutledge (1776), Tony Stark (Iron Man), Dr. Robert 'Rocket' Romano (E.R.), Dr. Mark Greene (E.R.), Ham Tyler (V), Haldir (LotR), Erik (PotO)

People:

Michael Ironside, David Bowie, Jeremy Irons, Hugo Weaving, Alan Rickman, Hugh Laurie, Victor Garber, John Cullum, Denis Leary, Craig Parker

Movies:

V for Vendetta, Labyrinth, Noises Off!, The Matrix, My Fair Lady, Clue, Die Hard, Oscar, Cyrano de Bergerac (1990 version), Kingdom of Heaven, Mystery Men, Iron Man, Most of the Star Trek films, V: The Miniseries, V: The Final Battle, Elizabeth I, LotR, The Ref, PotC

Musicals:

1776, Sweeney Todd, My Fair Lady, PotO, Company, West Side Story, Putting it Together, Assassins, Into the Woods, Shenandoah, Sunday in the Park with George, On the Twentieth Century

TV Shows:

Eli Stone, House, M.D., Law and Order: CI, Law and Order: SVU, Jeeves and Wooster, Fawlty Towers, Raines, Star Trek: TOS, Star Trek: TNG, Are You Being Served?, Blackadder Goes Forth, Changing Rooms, certain seasons of E.R., V: The Series, Young Blades

Music:

Billy Joel, David Bowie, Queen, The Eagles, Shakira, Brobdingnagian Bards, Stephen Sondheim, General Musical Theatre, iTunes, just... in general. Because it rocks.

Miscellaneous:

English accents, Butter Pecan ice cream, Post-Its, the Renaissance Festival, Dressing up in costumes, Creating (occasionally doomed) original characters, MEDA, OCs, 80s movies, Thinking up random screenplay ideas, Texting (yes, I'm serious), My new laptop, Musketeers...

Shout-Outs: (Translation: Check these people out, they're awesome.)

Nerds (Casinya) - My armed and dangerous, martial arts master of a friend, who's the bounciest thing ever for shaping plot ideas, and can always make things sound good somehow. She's an amazing writer for different fandoms, and you should go check her out! Like... now. Go. Stop reading already!

Rio (Darth Rio) - By Mand'alor! It's Darth Rio the Ringwraith Pirate! No, seriously, if anyone could pull it off... She's got a bunch of awesome Star Wars stories up. Go read them! Shoo.

Rhi (Rhiannon A. Christy) - Lord, the obsession... I got her hooked on all sorts of things, and she often returned the favor. She's got a bunch of fics going, comprising of about ten million Labyrinth ones and a few others.

Rajani (Silent Cobra) - The one crazy enough to get up at three in the morning to go to work. She got me hooked on Star Trek: Voyager. Really. Just go check her out already, she won't let you down.

Tess (LetsTwistAnotherFairyTale) - Tess has helped me out through a lot of my fics, most notably Healing Wounds. She's always there with ideas. She's got a Phantom fic up that you guys should check out! Off you go!

Stories:

Loophole: In Progress, with not-so-light splashes of hiatus
Man in the Iron Mask (1998 Movieverse), AramisOC, Four years pre-film, during film, and slightly post-film
Athos's niece, Marie, comes to visit her dear uncle and cousin, and the friends she's missed: Porthos, Aramis, and D'Artagnan. Through many trips to France, from Spain, she comes to regard them as family, and uncovers secrets that force her to take action in a way she's never had to before. Meanwhile, her heart and her common sense are telling her two very different stories, and she must make sense of it all if she ever hopes to help her Musketeers.

Healing Wounds: Complete! YAY! (Sequel in Progress)
House, M.D., HouseOC
There's a new resident under the stubborn, sarcastic, mule of a doctor that is Gregory House. The only thing is, Frankie's quite stubborn and sarcastic herself. He's trying to figure her out. She's trying to inject some compassion into him. Will it work out? Well, at least it'll be amusing to watch...

My Will As Strong: Major Hiatus... Like, more than half-dead hiatus
Labyrinth, JarethOC, Post-film
Kal is seventeen, just a year older than her mother was when she had ventured through the Labyrinth. But Kal knows nothing of this. All she knows of the Labyrinth is the bedtime stories her mother used to tell her as a child: the great tales of the Underground, and its villainous King, Jareth. But, now, Kal finds herself in the Labyrinth, facing the very stories she relished when she was younger, including King Jareth. Although, he's not really as bad as her old stories make him out to be... Is he?

Disclaimer: I forget to put this in my stories individually, even though it's kinda obvious, so here it is for all the world to see. I do not own House M.D, Labyrinth, or The Man in the Iron Mask. If I did, I'd be in the 'biz' instead of writing fanfics in my spare time. And I'd have a much nicer car. Or, you know... have a car. I intend no copyright infringement. I'm not now, nor will I ever be, making any money from the stories posted here. I thank their respective owners for their creation, and I'll gladly be on my way.

One-Shot disclaimers are always in the stories.

Warning: This author is prone to dangerously long author's notes. And AU-ness is her friend. XD

Looking for something? I've taken down quite a few of my stories thus far. Why? Because I either don't like them anymore, I'm rewriting them, or I just can't seem to continue them. Healing Wounds fans, fear not. I won't ever take down that story, it represents too much time and progress. Loophole's got good marks in my brain right now, too. I'm also working on a couple unreleased fics that I like. I'm sorry for anyone that liked the fics I took down, I'm glad you took some enjoyment from them. It really is a shame that I didn't.