N/B Formerly Ramona-Theta and Bollinger-Knickers

Si hic adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades!

Okay so I've changed my penname again but I wanted something more original, and AzaleaDatura is the name of two poisonous plants. Azalea causesnausea, vomiting, depression, coma, difficulites breathing but is rarely fatal, while Datura was used by the native peoples of America and other places as a halliculgenic drug. It is rarely fatal. Datura is also called Nightshade which is not to be comfused Deadly Nightshade which is as the name suggests is deadly.

Things about me:

I am both a Cannons fan and a Gunner which basically means that my Quidditch team is the Chudley Cannons and my Football team is Arsenal, and no I didn't do this on purpose. I have supported Arsenal since I was very little and I loved the idea of the Chudley Cannons I just think it is ironic that I am a Cannon and a Gunner!

Now to the slightly more serious stuff:

Nationality: English (Well British if we are being politically correct, but since watching LoM and A2A I have found political corectness more boring and troublesome than I did before).

I'm dyslexic so any mistakes on this profile are all my fault, but I really can't help it, and I wear coloured lenses to help me read.

I'm really short- 5'1 and 1/2'' but my feet are average at size 7.

I'm female (but you probably already guessed that.)

I'm teaching myself Latin badly!

Quoting Shakespere at the dinner table is a hobby of mine, which my family think is weird, and really annoys my eldest, younger sister.

I love Goth clothes, and black is one of my favourite colours, but I want to have ginger hair because I'm stuck with boring light brunette with auburn streaks. My hair is incredably curly and frizzy.

Zombies really freak me out, but Vampires and Werewolves make me laugh- this was before I ever read Twilight. I blame my older brother for letting me play Resident Evil when I was 8 years old- it totally freaked me out.

I have 4 major fears and I can balme my older brother for the first two:

- Dinosaurs (especially Raptors) totally scare. Seriously I can't watch anything that has Dinosaurs in expect Dinotopia. I even have to let my family watch Primeval first so that when I watch it they can tell me when not to look. This is my big brother's fault as he locked me in a room when Jurassic Park was on top volume when I was 3 1/2 years old. Jurassic Park happens to be on the top of my most scary ilms of all time.

- Worms. Anyone who knows me knows that I am deadly afriad of worms. I can again blame this on my big brother, who, incidently is 7 years older than me, so when he as 8, and I was 1 and 1/2, decided to put the worms he'd found in curly hair, which got stuck. Apparantly I screamed so loudly that the next door neighbour thought something really bad had happened.

- Whirlpools. Yes, whirlpools. I hate the thought of them. I can't even stay in the bath when I let the plug out.

- Spiders. Yes I know most people are aracnaphobic, but I am seriously bad. I can't sleep in a room if there is one there. I can't even deal with money spiders. And if there is one on my clothes, then I either won't wear that piece of clothing for days or I'll wait until it's been washed before I wear it again- dependant on the size of the spider.

I'm also afriad of other things but I'm not going to tell you otherwise you'll think I'm the biggest wimp in the world!

This is my sixth (I think) attempt at writing my profile so be warned I am going to ramble- a lot!

Two random ideas:

1) Torchwood and Men In Black Crossover

2) Indiana Jones KotCS with Henry Jones Snr (Sean Connery)

My Favourite-

Books:

Harry Potter Series (HPGW, RWHG, NTRL, and mainly canon, although I have a strange obesession with SiriusMcGonagall)

Lord of the Rings (AraArw etc.)

Twilight series (CarlisleEsme- my personal favourite, well basically all canon ships.)

Old Kingdom Series

Pride and Prejudice

Miss Marple series

Poiret series

Poison

The Haunting of Alaizabel Cray

James Bond series

Sharpe series

Black Magician Trilogy

Faerie Wars

As well as many more!

Films:

Sharpe (TV)

Lord of the Rings

Harry Potter

Pride and Prejudice (1995 BBC Version only)

Independence Day

James Bond (especially Sean Connery and Daniel Craig)

The Hunt for Red October (I can't understand why people hate this film so much- it's amazing!)

Indiana Jones (IndyMarion)

Billy Elliot

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Mansfield Park

Twilight

Star Wars (Canon but my personal favourite is HanLeia)

Dracula (MinaDracula)

TV Shows:

Ashes to Ashes (GALEX!! ShazChris)

Doctor Who/Torchwood (9/10Rose, JackIanto, ocassionly JackDonna)

Life on Mars-UK version only (SamAnnie)

Heartbeat (Canon, but definatly PhilGina and CarolJoe)

The Royal

Demons (MinaGalvin, LukeRuby)

NCIS (McAbby, Tiva, Jibbs and ocasionally Tate)

Star Trek

New Tricks

Music:

Classical (with a C and a c)

Jazz (the old stuff, where the singers could actually sing Jazz and the musicians had the Jazz gene)

Rock (the old stuff like Led Zep, Black Sabbath and Guns and Roses. Modern rock is really bad.)

Heavy Metal (occassionally)

60s,70s music and 80s music- they really defined strange and unique (90s music is boring and like ham- cheap, proccessed and tacky)

Favourite Quotes:

"For there is in all the world/ No greater love than mine" from the film 'Bram Stoker's Dracula', a song by Annie Lennox called 'Love Song For A Vampire'

Favourite Poems

Here is one of my favourite poems.

No Second Troy- W.B.Yeats

Why should I blame her that she filled my days
With misery, or that she would of late
Have taught to ignorant men most violent ways,
Or hurled the little streets upon the great.
Had they but courage equal to desire?
What could have made her peaceful with a mind
That nobleness made simple as a fire,
With beauty like a tightened bow, a kind
That is not natural in an age like this,
Being high and solitary and most stern?
Why, what could she have done, being what she is?
Was there another Troy for her to burn?

Very Alex Drake, don't you think?

I will only add happy reading and-

'Nitwit, Blubber, Oddment, Tweak'!

-AzaleaDatura (21-10-2009)