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Pen-Name: Zillah 91
Age: 17
Occupation: Student
Star Sign: Capricorn
Creature Symbol: Sea Monster (Sweet!)
Element: Water
Hobbies: Watching monster movies, internet surfing, writing. I rarely go 24 hours without typing something up. Seriously, I do this more than is probably mentally or physically healthy. (Translation: I have no life)
Favourite things to Write About: Godzilla
Favourite Movies and Shows: Godzilla (any of 'em), Doctor Who, Dexter, Torchwood, Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes, The Simpsons, Family Guy
Favourite Books and Writers: Jeff Lindsay's Dexter novels, and Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels.
Favourite characters: Godzilla, The Doctor, Gene Hunt, Dexter Morgan
Favourite food: Indian, Italian, Mexican
Dislikes: Discrimination and prejudice (Yes, I regularly make jokes to the same, but there's a big leap between that and actually thinking you're better than someone for something they have no power over. This goes for racists, sexist, ageists, homophobes, and general snobs), Writer's block, Spiders, people who think pathetic "your mom" comebacks and the like are somehow clever, the sickening nature of humanity, drugs, political correctness (It's a load of pseudo-intellectual nonsense that overly-sensitive morons use because they're afraid to speak their minds about anything) and politicians. Don't get me started on politicians.
About Me: Hey, this be Zillah 91, your resident insane Godzilla fanfic writer from jolly old England. I've loved writing for as long as I can remember, and I'm one of those people who truly believes that writing is what they were put on this Earth to do. What's it they're called... oh yeah, nutters. I'm also a shameless monster movie fiend, especially Godzilla. I'm a strange person, and proud of it, and when not writing I tend to be... well, waiting til I can write again. I'll often abandon a story if I don't like the way it's going, but I always leave it up for anyone who likes it. So I'll just leave you with some of my favourite quotes and get on with it.
Other than that, there's not much to tell. Someone once described me as "an enigma wrapped up in a question mark with a soussant of mystery on the side", of which I'm very proud, and which was mainly caused by me spending most of my time with my head somewhere else entirely. The last thing I should probably cover is my view of religion: I believe in God, but my belief is that all the different deities out there are just interpretations of the same thing, and the Christian God is no more or less accurate than any others; I do believe that there exists, on some level, something that is greater than us. That said, while I do respect God and religious people, I am certainly not above the occasional religious joke or exploring some dark ideas (my more intense stuff never gets posted). Hey, God gave me creativity, so not to use it to its full extent would be blasphemy. ;)
Quotes:
"...Scientists have calculated that the odds of anything so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. Wizards calculate that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten." --Terry Pratchett. (Mort)
"I'm a serial killer. (Pause) Oh god... that feels so amazing to say out loud!" --Dexter Morgan (Dexter)
"So: The dealers are so scared we'd have more luck getting Helen Keller to talk, the paki in a coma's about as lively as Liberace's dick when he's looking at a naked woman, and all-in-all, this investigation's going to speed of a spastic in a magnet factory!" --Gene Hunt (Life on Mars)
"Contraceptives in the rain. I love this planet." --Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood)
"100 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." (The Bluers Brothers)
"My school days were the best days of my life. Which just goes to show you how shit my life has been." --Anonymous
"Human beings... you are Amazing! But other than that, you're completely mad. You should pack your things, get back in that ship and fly for your lives." --The Doctor (Doctor Who)
"So, earth-lings... basically... um... end of the world." --The Master (Doctor Who)
"You're under arrest. Anything you say can and will be taken down, scrunched into a paper ball and shoved down your scrawny little throat until you choke to death." --Gene Hunt (Ashes to Ashes)
"Take the universe, grind it down to the finest powder, and seive it through the finest seive, and then show me one atom of mercy, one molecule of justice. People need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become true?" --Death (Hogfather)
"That log could shove a shotgun up my arse and pull the trigger, they'd still miss!" --Gene Hunt (Life on Mars)
"Forget the shooty dog thing." --Mr. Finch (Doctor Who)
"Not a muscle moved on Death's face. Because he didn't have any." --Mort
"Trust me, I'm a psychopath". --Hyde (BBC's "Jekyll")
"And God said, 'let there be light', and there was light. So... does that mean he created heaven and earth in the dark?" --Ricky Gervais
"Humans are killing this world. They're choking it to death. Anything new and unknown gets nuked into oblivion. If they can find some trivial reason to tear people down, they'll use it. They can't even stop killing each other over which of their Gods is real and which is the best skin colour for two seconds. If being a demon makes me evil, then what does being human make you?" --One of my characters.
"Well, skittles are the best form of contraception." --A friend of mine during an insane conversation.
"There's nothing wrong with being weird. Weird people make the world more interesting. If everyone was normal, the world would be a very boring place." --Me
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