Name: Ashley

Age: 17

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Blue

Location: Virginia

Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Vampire Knight, Inuyasha, La Corda D'Oro, Ouran Host Club, Scyed, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits basket, Wild Ones, D-Gray Man, Spirted Away, Howls moving Castle, Godchild, The Cain Saga, Kaikain Phrase, Blood, Bobobobo, and more.

Favorite Books: Twilight, Christine Feehan, Sherrylin Kenyon, Lynsay Sands, Nalini Singh, Jean Johnson, Karen Rose, Lora Leigh,

Favortie Bands: Makeshift Romeo, Twisted Method, My Chemical Romance, Breaking Benjermin, Korn, Theroy Of A Dead Man, Bullet For My Valentine, Hinder, 3 Doors Down, Three Days Grace, Metallica, Godsmack, Slipknot, Staind, Shinedown, Puddle Of Mudd, 30 Seconds to Mars, Hoobastank, Hawthorn Heights,

Favorite Naruto Characters: Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Hidan, Kakazu, Kisame, Zetsu, Pein, Konan, Madara, Kiba, Shino, Neji, Kakashi, Gaara, Shikamaru, Naruto, Saklura, Hinata, Tenten, Temari.

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Music, Drawing, yelling at the squriles in my yard

Plans For The Future: I want to be a writer i also want to become a DEA Agent.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen dwon stari, copy this into your profile

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no apparent reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this to your profile

If you have ever been so obsseded over something that now people are scarded of you because of its effect, copy this to your profile

If a hobo stole you wallet what would you do? Tackle him to the ground and beat him with a shoe.

Number you 12 favortie Naruto Charctors (in no order) and answer the questions!

1. Itachi 2.Sasori 3.Neji 4.Sakura 5. Deidara 6. Hinata 7. Hidan 8. Kakazu 9. Pein 10.Kiba 11.Shino 12.Tenten

1.Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Yup there pretty good pairing

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

I'm not a les so no.

3.What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Tenten and Kakazu...i'd laugh and wonder how that happened.

4.Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yup i just can't remember by who

5.Would two and six make a god couple?

Hinata and Sasori, Maybe

6.Five/nine or five/ten?

Deidara/Pein or Deidara/Kiba, Deidara/Pein

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Hidan walk in on Sasori and Tenten having sex, probably yell "Holy Shit, A puppet can fuck. Get a god damn room."

8.Make up a summery of a three/ten fanfic.

Neji and Kiba umm... i have no clue

9.Is there such a thing of a one/eight fluff?

Itachi and Kakazu i have no clue maybe

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Hidan and Tenten... The Immortal's Leaf

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Needing a medic to heal his eyes Itachi kidanps Sakura and ends up wanting her

12. Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

Maybe i don't know

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?

I don't know

14. Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Sasori/Sakura/Deidara probly

15. What might ten scream in a moment of great pleasure?

Kiba ... i don't know maybe howl

16. If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

Kakazu i would probably choose All these things i hate by bullet for my valentine

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Itachi/Hinata/Tenten R for vilonce

18.What would be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Kiba on Sasori "I'd pull your strings anyday"

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between two and eight?

Shino describing Sasori and Kakazu... nothing

20. How emo is Seven?

Hidan cuts himself thefore he is emo

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
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7 Ways to scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges."

"I think, therefore I get a headache."

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY: Like we need your support."

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

39 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED-

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works b/c of fangirls...no offense)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyrami

36. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

37. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

38. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

39. Mark out price tags with a sharpie