Author has written 19 stories for Golden Sun, Avatar: Last Airbender, Monster Allergy, Class of 300, El Tigre, Total Drama Island, and Fusion Fall.

So... you wanna find out some things about me? Well... I can give you equations...

Equation 1: AVATAR + LINKIN PARK= ME!!!!!!

Yes... I'm an avid fan of A:TLA and a fan of Linkin Park's songs. THEIR MUSIC WILL BE A LEGEND!!!!! Still don't get it? Another Equation:

Equation 2: GIRLY GIRL - GIRLY= ME!!!!

Um... yeah... I'm a girl... only I'm not that girly. I meant to say is I'm NOT girly!!! Which leads to another equation:

Equation 3: BOYISH GIRL - BOYISH= ME!!!!

Um... yeah... I'm a girl... only I'm not that boyish. I meant to say is I'm NOT boyish!!! So... what am I really? A boyish girl... or... a girly girl? Well... another Equation might help...

Equation 4: YIN + YANG= ME!!!!

Yeah... I'm a balanced person. I'm not a lesbian or a girly girl!!!! Yin Yang is a sign of balance. But this last equation might help who I am:

Equation 5: GAIA + 09= ME!!! gaia09!!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!

Now, if you scroll down below, you will find some infos of me... yeah... some of them are secrets... so dark secrets... so dark that they can't be seen even with light... weird... but still... go... go down... really... I mean it... just go down already... GO DOWN!!!!!!

Name: gaia09? Wait does that count!

Age: just count how long I can live!

Birthday: Die first then I'll tell you oh and die hard!

Birthplace: Die a million times and I swear when the time comes, I'll tell you, when I see you, that is.

Location: Fine! You people win! I'm in the Philippines for pete's sake! Don't tell me I don't like it here, I LOVE IT! Proud to be Pinoy!

Characteristics: tall, short haired, did I say tall? Has a dimple on the left cheek, black hair, brown eyes, 'kayumanggi', they say I'm boyish

Likes: surfing the net and sending PM's to my friends and tv and number 9 and animes and games and writing and drawing =3 green

Dislikes: pink! Mostly my brother ( he starts with a J and ends with and A) not getting a turn in the computer, pink! No offense to the fans of pink.

Activities inside and outside the school: artist in the school paper, mass crew, playing the piano, tutorials

AKA: Science geek, the quiet worker (some classmate gave me that name so I should consider it as one), resident anime artist, the 'smart' one, "teacher's pet", Araling Panlipunan and gaia09? Does that count?

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Favorite Shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Bleach, Fairly Oddparents, Spongebob Squarepants, Kids Next Door, American Dragon: Jake Long, Kappa Mikey, The Replacements, The X's, xxxHOLiC, Mahou Sensei Negima, Ben10, Pokemon, Naruto, Emperor's New School, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, My Name is Earl, That 70's Show

Games: Golden Sun (duh, what does it look like?!!), FFTA, Pokemon, Harvest Moon

Bands: LINKIN PARK!!!! Oh yeah!!! And... My Chemical Romance, Green Day, PANIC! At the Disco, Nine Days, Blink-182, Sum41, Daughtry, Dashboard Confessional, The Fray, (Local oh yeah!!! Philippine Bands!!) Spongecola, Calla Lily, 6cyclemind

Singers: Mika, Kelly Clarckson, James Morrison, Vannesa Carlton, Vanessa Anne Hugdens

A/N: Where does Frou Frou land on?

Songs: Numb, In the End, Crawling, Faint, Breaking the Habit, What I've Done, From the Inside, One Step Closer, Pushing Me Away, A Place for My Head, Points of Authority, Adam's Song, In Too Deep, Stolen, Behind These Hazel Eyes, Absolutely (Story of A Girl), Smooth Criminal, Thousand Miles, You Give Me Something, Feels Like Tonight, Grace Kelly, Love Today, Holding Out For A Hero, I Don't Love You, I Write Sins Not Tragedies, Welcome To the Black Parade, How To Save A Life, Over My Head, She is, Promise, Baby Come Back, Say OK (Local!!) Tatsulok, Stars, Love Team

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Favorite Pairings:

Golden Sun- IsaacxJenna, FelixxSheba, GaretxMia, ShebaxIvan

A:TLA- In order: Taang, Zutara, Soki (Sukka)

Pokemon- ONLY Contestshipping!!

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Chain Quotes:

The Simpsons:

Homer: Bart, go clean with the broom

Bart: The broom's handle is broken

Homer: Then go fix it with a pipe

Bart: But the pipe's too long

Homer: Then go cut it

Bart: With what?

Homer: With a saw

Bart Where's the saw?

Homer: It's in the garage

Bart: But the garage's messy

Homer: Then go clean it with a broom

Bart: But the broom's handle is broken

Silly Poems with SASKK and gaia09 (Take note: AP is gaia09's nickname, gaia09 is the one with "..." while SASKK's is '...')

'One day AP fell from the ledge'

"But then she took hold of the edge"

'But it didn't take long for gravity to pull her down'

"Which turned her face into a frown"

'She fell on the ground just a while'

"Which the thump can be heard from a mile"

'Finally, her body was buried'

"But the mass has to be hurried"

'But then a bear came and ate all but the bones'

"Which tasted like rotten ice cream cones"

'And that's the story of AP who fell from the ledge'

"And she took hold of the edge"

'So next time, we'll make some more'

"More and more galore"

'Which really won't be today'

"So don't you turn to a gay!"

-AP Who Fell From the Ledge -revised and not the actual-

There would be more if SASKK and I will make more!

Cranky, Periods, Fatness and Pouring Coke

my cousin: Why are you so cranky today.

me: (slumps further into my chair)

my sister: Oooh... someone has her period today...

me: (grunts)

my brother: No. She's just fat.

me: I AM NOT FAT!!!!!

my sister: There goes her blood pressure. I wonder how high it is!

me: I AM NOT FAT!!!!! I'LL POUR COKE ON YOU IF I HAVE TOO!!!

Umpa Lumpas

me: (while washing the dishes) SHUT UP!!! I'M TRYING TO THINK!!!!

my brother: Probably she's in her own world right now.

me: I'm not!!

my brother: In her world, there are hopping toaster bunnies!

me: There are no hopping toaster bunnies in my world!!!! You don't even know what my world looks like!!!

my brother: And in her world, there are Umpa Lumpas!!

flamma09: You mean in the Charlie and The Chocolate Factory?! The short singing ones?!

my brother: Yeah, except they are ten feet tall!!!

flamma09: That's weird!

my brother: Yeah, and remember in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, the Umpa Lumpas have deep voices? In her world, they have tiny voices!!! And in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, the Umpa Lumpas are fat and chubby but in her world, they are skinny and they are like bones!!! And when in rains in her world, it rains acid!!

me: No it doesn't!!! When it rains in my world, it rains fireballs!!

my brother: Ooh!!! She's describing the sunny weather in her world!!

me: (grabs soapy knife and points it at him)

my brother: Ooh... she's gonna kill me!!!! (sarcastic)

me: Yeah, run!!

my brother: Oooh!!!! I'm so scared!!!

me: AARGH!!!!! (puts down soapy knife and grunts)

Slappage

flamma09: (washing dishes) Ya know, I kinda hate our brother for spanking us even though we did nothing.

me: I agree.

our brother: Does someone need slapping on the butt?

flamma09: Nope!! No slappage please!!!

Wake Me Up At Ten Thirty

my brother: Wake me up at ten thirty

flamma09: Okay.

my brother: If I don't wake up, you can hit me with something. You can hit me with this chair, you can hit me with this table, just wake me up.

flamma09: Okay.

After Ten Thirty five

flamma09: Oh my gosh!! (hurries to my brother's bedroom) Kuya (pronounced as kooh-yah)!! It's already ten thirty five!! Are you going to wake up or not?!

my brother: ...

me: (enters the room to get something) Kuya, I need to use the computer in the family room.

my brother: (wakes up all of a sudden) What are you going to do there?

me: Umm... type something...

my brother: Okay, go ahead. (goes back to sleep)

flamma09: Kuya, are you going to wake up or not?

my brother: ...

flamma09: Hold this. (gives notebook and gets a pillow and prepares to hit him)

me: KUYA!! SHE'S GONNA HIT YOU!!

flamma09: (hits him with the pillow)

me: Okay... (gives back the notebook and leaves) You can continue...

my brother: I said hit me with something hard, not with something soft.

flamma09: Well fine. (goes out and comes back with a directory book) Are you going to wake up now?

my brother: (from sleep) No...

flamma09: (hits him with the directory)

my brother: (wakes up) Okay, you can leave now...

A few minutes later...

flamma09: (looks at clock) Oh my gosh, it's already ten fourty five!! (goes to my brother's bedroom) KUYA!! ARE YOU GONNA WAKE UP OR NOT?!

my brother:...

flamma09: I'll take that as a no. (hits him with a giant directory)

my brother: (wakes up) Okay... you can go now. You're only abusing your power...

More moments later...

flamma09: (looks at clock) Great it's already eleven o'clock and he's still not awake. (open's my brother's bedroom door and checks his breathing) Okay... he's sleeping. KUYA!! IT'S ALREADY ELEVEN O'CLOCK IN THE EVENING!!

my brother: (wakes up and sits up)

flamma09: Well that woke you up.

my brother: No. Something did.

flamma09: What?

my brother: Oh wait, by the way, I'm thinking of something... (lies down)

flamma09: Are you gonna study or not?! You told me you were going to study!!

my brother: Okay... (sits up and goes out) Maybe I should let mom wake me up...

flamma09: Well good luck with that... (goes to me who is actually typing this segment now)

my brother: Wait!

flamma09: What now...?

my brother: Wake me up at eleven fourty five...

flamma09: ELEVEN FOURTY FIVE?!

my brother: Eleven. Fourty. Five. (goes to sleep)

flamma09: Aaw shucks...

Every now and then she checks the clock...

flamma09: I'm gonna check the clock. He might oversleep again...

me: (I'm still typing this segment) Don't mind me... I'm just typing this...

That was weird... and I was listening to Linkin Park while I was typing this... okay... my brother's still dead asleep. Okay... now flamma09's off to check the clock!! Okay... now she left. Then she's back saying: "It's eleven twenty five. Nothing major!" And now she's laughing because I accidentally typed "majoy" then "majot" instead of major... and she's laughing the heck out of herself like she has no care!!! And there she goes, coughing while my ear is itching. And she's saying: "I'm done now..." Wait, I'm being like a secretary!!! Well, you really want to get back to your business?? Then thanks anyway. Bye!!!