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Author has written 31 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Phantom of the Opera, Corpse Bride, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Harry Potter, Marching Band, Twilight, Charlie Bone, V for Vendetta, Addams Family, Wicked, RENT, Kim Possible, Icemark Chronicles, and Alice in Wonderland. This amazing icon is not mine. All credit belongs to SforzandoPiano on livejournal. About me: I'm basically your average teenage moron, trying to cope with all the non-important things in life that always seem to take priority over the things that I would rather be doing. I live with my head in the clouds, but I also like to imagine that I have a semi-firm grasp on reality; however, this is probably just a delusion that I entertain to convince myself that I am at least relatively normal. I play trombone in my school's marching and symphonic bands (and occasionally the jazz band), and I'm also the goalkeeper for my high school soccer team. When I'm not marching my butt off, practicing for an audition, doing homework, or diving after soccer balls, you can find me settled in front of the computer, reading a good book, working on my current drawing project, tracking down some various form of wildlife, or simply relaxing (preferably by the coast). As to my place in the world, I'm a band geek, overly obsessive about my grades, lost amid the world of AP classes, an artist (although due to high school, I'm being forced to take a language in lieu of more fun electives...), and I practically live at school (what with band and soccer, I spend more time at school than I do at home). Some shameless self-advertising here: http://dividednotconquered.deviantart.com/ It's new, and I'm still working out the kinks/getting used to everything, but I should have more art up in the near future. I, PhantomPenguin, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution! To join, copy and paste this into your profile. 11/14/09 Wow, I haven't posted anything new lately, have I? I did update Illuminations, and I have another chapter in the works, so expect something around Thanksgiving. I also have the first two chapters in my new Alice in Wonderland story mostly completed, and I'm going to be posting the first one in the relatively near future. I'm extremely excited about that, because it actually requires that I have some sort of plot worked out (which I do, for once). So, some exciting things going on in November. I should be following through with these promises relatively soon, so keep an eye out (or two, if you can spare them). 10/4/09 So, happy October, everybody! The weather is slowly beginning to get chillier, school is ever so slowly progressing, and I have tickets to see Wicked. I don't have the words to describe my excitement. The Wicked tour is going to be in my area in a few months, and we ordered our tickets a few days ago. I am tres heureaux! In the manner of stories, I'm actually working on a multi-chapter Alice in Wonderland fic. I can't promise any posts for a while with that one, though, because I'm trying to hammer out a strong plot so that I don't lose initiative halfway through. Quote: "One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain." ~Bob Marley My taste in music is incredibly eclectic, but my favorite genres would have to be classic and modern rock, alternative, and soundtracks (both instrumental and vocal). I've also developed a love of new age, metal, classical and jazz. All of my television intake involves cartoons, Whose Line is it Anyway?, random sitcoms, or trivia shows such as Jeapordy and Cash Cab. With that said, though, I really don't watch TV much anymore. I typically read fantasy, general fiction, and nonfiction, with a few classics and mangas thrown in here and there. I watch every genre of movie, but I really enjoy action/adventure, comedy, Disney (because you're never too old for Disney), and, loath as I am to admit it, romantic comedies... Musicals are love, especially Wicked, RENT, and Phantom of the Opera. If I ever have the chance to meet a few celebrities, I'd love to meet Idina Menzel, Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Ellen DeGeneres, J.K. Rowling, Viggo Mortensen, Joe Alessi, and Hugh Jackman. I would also like Michael Crawford to follow me around and sing all day, and for John Williams, Hans Zimmer, Bach, Danny Elfman, David Maslanka, and David Holsinger to team up and compose a theme song for my life. You don't even want to get me started on fictional characters I'd love to meet. Seriously. You'll be here all day. If you and your friends break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. Mary Poppins, RENT, Journey, Family Guy, Wicked, Jekyll & Hyde, Disney... If you have ever song-quoted at people and kept a straight face, copy and paste this into your profile. The best part is when they don't even know that you're doing it. If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. Story of my life... There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. Honestly, I'm not entirely sure what else there is in my soul. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile. If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. Would you believe that they actually asked about this on Jeopardy? If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile. Definately! If, for some odd reason, you noticed that it was a miracle that something from the ship didn’t conk Lord Beckett in the noggin when he was about to die, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile. The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. I'm not sure if I should be concerned about this one or not...they do make excellent conversationalists =D If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile. SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY HARIED POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH! ...AND WE WERE RIGHT!! Very few people know who Danny Elfman is, much less do they like him. If you enjoy Danny Elfman's breath-taking music, copy this into your profile. Insult marching band, and you insult an EXTREMELY fast mob of kids with various instruments that can be shoved into VERY unpleasant places. And mine is one of the most painful instruments out there... | |||||||||
1. Instruments On Parade reviewsI leaned forward infinitesimally, eyes wide and ears alert, waiting. There! The first steady taps, the flutter of a banner, the up and down motion of white feathers. They were coming. My breath caught in my chest. This was it.Marching Band - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-21-09 - Complete2. Illuminations » reviewsA series of oneshots and drabbles featuring Paton Yewbeam.Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,581 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 8-9-083. Lethe reviewsShe stared long and hard at the sea, willing any memory to surface, but none were forthcoming. Some integral detail of her very being was missing, and she didn’t know what it was.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-4-09 - Tia D. - Complete4. Space Between reviewsThey sat together—or, at least as together as two people can be when separated by a long stretch of dish-strewn wood. One-shot starring Alice and the Mad Hatter at a tea party.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-14-09 - Alice & Mad Hatter - Complete5. Sleep All Day reviewsHis eyelids fluttered but did not open, and Alice relaxed, exhaling. She took a moment to admire his peaceful expression, for it was so rare that he sat still long enough to be observed. Pure fluff, so be prepared.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-7-09 - Alice & Mad Hatter - Complete6. Vampire Queen's Lament reviewsThe one being in the world who could ease the tedium of the long years, who could never fail to make her laugh or instill her with a delicious sense of wickedness, was dead.Icemark Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-22-09 - Complete7. Grief reviewsEverybody grieves, and Paton Yewbeam is no exception. A glimpse into the past after the death of Paton's mother.Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-5-09 - Complete8. Color Quandary reviewsDrakken and Shego have a little argument about what color results when blue and green are mixed.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-14-09 - Drakken & Shego - Complete9. When Life Gives You Lemons reviewsDon’t get me wrong—I love lemonade, especially when it’s mixed with something a bit stronger . But, seriously, make lemonade? I am not about to stop being angry just because some saying involving sour citrus fruit tells me to!RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-18-09 - Maureen J. - Complete10. A Holiday Exchange reviewsElphaba snorted. Lurlinemas. What an overdone, commercialized, and absolutely unnecessary holiday.Wicked - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-08 - Elphaba T. & Glinda U. - Complete11. Green Thumb reviewsThere had to be someone Galinda knew who fit the qualifications of the term...Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-20-08 - Glinda U. - Complete12. Love amid an Interment reviewsA boy. A girl. An open grave...Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-11-08 - Complete13. Facade reviewsOneshot. Erik looks into a mirror.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-08 - Erik - Complete14. The Day the Music Died reviewsHis song was of change, was a vendetta against all that had been done against him, and against the world. It ended when he died. Drabble.V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-6-08 - Complete15. Unfortunate Souls reviewsDementors--their existence is paltry, a mere shadow of the life of other creatures. They must feed off of souls to gain any emotions at all; souls are their lifeblood, their link to life. Drabble-ish.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-28-08 - Complete16. I Can Hear the Drums reviewsMerely a fun tribute to the amazing ability of drummers to be heard absolutely ALL the time.Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-20-08 - Complete17. Live Free or Die reviewsThe age of piracy is coming to an end, and Captain Jack Sparrow knows it. Drabble-ish.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-31-08 - Jack S. - Complete18. Marching Band for Morons » reviewsCOMPLETE! Anything and everything that you could possibly want to know about marching band, comprised into a satirical parady of a how-to book.Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,739 - Reviews: 314 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 12-22-07 - Complete19. Why Won't You Die? reviewsWilly Wonka's been around a bit longer than everyone expected...Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete20. Just Desserts » reviewsFive children went into the factory. None came out...Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 7-25-0721. Home reviewsFor the past ten years land had been but a memory, a far-off dream that lingered on the thin edge separating fantasy and reality. Drabble.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-30-08 - Will T. - Complete22. Music reviewsHe could hide in his music. With it, he could forget... DrabblePhantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-08 - Erik - Complete23. I'll Be With You reviewsI thought I knew my emotions...Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-3-08 - Complete24. Of the Sea » reviewsHis heart had always been hers, and she knew it. The final chapter from the story of Davy Jones and Calypso.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 6-17-07 - Davy Jones & Tia D. - Complete25. Eyes of Green reviewsThere are times when I will look at him, expecting to see Potter's son, only to see Lily looking back at me. Drabble.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-14-07 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete26. Ode to MarySue reviewsJust a poem that popped into my head as I was looking through random Pirates fics. Warning: MarySue bashing.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-30-07 - Complete27. Therapy 101 » reviewsNow with an epilogue! Erik, Raoul, Christine, Madame Giry, and a corpse are forced by Nadir to go to therapy, because, let's face it, they all have some serious issues. You know they do.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,931 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 6-28-07 - Published: 11-12-06 - Erik & Christine - Complete28. Like You reviewsA companion piece to Lachrymose from Victor's point of view. It's a reflection, of sorts.Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete29. Lachrymose reviewsEmily ponders the choice she made to let Victor go and wonders if it is the right thing to do.Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-22-07 - Complete30. Angel reviewsErik contemplates death, and what happens to him after it. Kind of dark, but nothing too bad.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-3-07 - Erik - Complete31. Never Make a Bet With a Pirate reviewsGovernor Swann and Will Turner are looking for Elizabeth, who has mysteriously disappeared. Oneshot.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-10-06 - Complete
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