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"If so then loving goes by haps, some cupid kills with arrows and others with traps."

"Alas! My lass thinks me crass! Denies me her heart, but offers her ass!"

As I'm sure many of you have noticed, I've posted some of my stories on my DA account. However, they are unfunushed simply because I'm too lazy to make the changes from html to whatever the DA writing format would be called. So, if you know people who like my stories on DA, let them know about this account.

My Couples (in no paticular order)

LarxenexAxel (KH)
RoxasxNamine (KH)
SoraxKairi (KH)
DemyxxKairi (KH)
OlettexHayner (KH)
OlettexSeifer (KH)
ZexionxDemyx (KH)
MarluxiaxVexen (KH)
XemnasxSaix (KH)

LinkxMalon (LoZ)
LinkxZelda (LoZ)
LinkxMidna (LoZ)
LinkxDin (LoZ)
RalphxNayru (LoZ)

CloudxTifa (FF7)
ZackxAerith (FF7)
RenoxTifa (FF7)
VincentxYuffie (FF7)

I was born on the day of all the organization as much as Xigbar plus a Xaldin
In the month of Luxord
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xemnas
And I'm Zexion + Marluxia years old. You could also say that I'm Larxene + Lexeaus years old
My favorite number is Roxas
But my lucky number is Zexion or Lexeaus
If you get it, put your own on your profile!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Zexy huggles

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Larxene! would huggle but being stabbed hurts

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Ansem, because he's an ass

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Right, because there's such a large number of them Uh... probably Xion, just cause I haven't seen enough of her for her to be a favorite

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Pride Lands! runs around as Sora kitty

6. Least Favorite World?

Atlantica KH2

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Axel's chakram or Riku's keyblade

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Kairi's keyblade -.- Too flowery

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Dumbo flies around happily

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Wisdom, cause it has guns =D

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

screams WHY MUST i CHOOSE! I'll go with Larxel, cause it's the smex

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Larxene and Marluxia. BECAUSE HE IS GEH!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

O.O Must you do this to me? sighs Kairi and Demyx, Xion and Xigbar (dun ask), Roxas and Fuu is warming on me a bit, Zexion and Namine has its charms, Olette and Seifer is really cute, Larxene and Reno nosebleeds, Zexion and Neku is one of my recent favs... continues for hours

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

>3> Xion and Xigbar... AND I CAME UP WITH IT!

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Everyone and their mothers getting a keyblade

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Can I include Re:Com? Cause Cloud . I'll go with Riku as my fav

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

There are too many theories for me to know which one you're talking about xD

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Only in appearence

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

He's as straight as a circle... a gay circle.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

In KH2 she was really annoying...

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine, cause I like Namixas

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Only theory I have is the obvious one: Xeanhort is will become Xemnas XDDD

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

NO! It was fun, and my two favorite characters only exist in there!

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

:O Only one!! Probably Zexion. I love Larxene more, but I can huggle Zexy without a kunai shoved up an orifice of some sort

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Hmm... probably Demyx. Cause no one thinks I can be badass, but when I get really serious it takes a million tries to beat me xD

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Haven't had any that I can remember...

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I'm saving up for a Zexy cosplay... I can't be Larxene cause I look bad as a blonde

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Every time one of the characters knocked Sora to the groud... happened a lot xD Keyweilders dun get much respect

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Demyx! And Xigbar... almost died a bajillion times

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

ORGANIZATION XIII!!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence snuggles

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexy

33. Riku or Roxas?

Uhm... Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas!

35. Axel or Demyx?

Demyx

36. Kairi or Larxene?

LARXENE

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

SoRiku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx without a doubt

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

hiss Uhm... depends on the mood... Sokai... maybe

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Eye Scream!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon!

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Cloti!

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Larxene, Zexion, Demyx, Rocas, Riku, Olette smacked

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Legend of Zelda would be BA

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel and Reno, Roxas and Sora, Larxene and Konishi, Riku and Kadaj, Sora and Neku, Kairi and Shiki, Mr. Mew and the Moogles

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 Days!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. Organization

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

All the awesome characters and worlds

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