UPDATES: 11/24/09- The impossible has occurred. I've updated CC. And now there are 30 chapters :D HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Name- Andrea

Age- 17

From- Yoo Ess Ayy

Belurved Movies, Shows, and Books:

Moulin Rouge
Nightlife series
His Dark Materials trilogy
Inheritance cycle
Twilight series
Star Wars series
Pirates of the Caribbean
Death Note
That 70's Show
Harry Potter series
Lord of the Rings trilogy
Gone With the Wind
The Fifth Element
Clue
28 Days Later
Corpse Bride
Hostage
Maximum Ride
Les Misérables

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Quotes-

"Stop blowin' holes in my ship!"- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

"Why is the rum gone?"- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"You know you can't read"- Pintel
"It's the Bible! You get credit for tryin!"- Ragetti, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"She and I go way back. Thick as theives. Nigh inseperable we are...were...have been...before..."- Captain Jack Sparrow
"I'll watch your back"- Gibbs
"It's my front I'm worried about"- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"You know, for pirates, we sure are an unimaginative lot at naming things. I once sailed with a man that had lost both his arms and part of his eye,"- Captain Jack Sparrow
"What'd you call him?"- Gibbs
"...Larry,"- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness,"- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

"Shoot him!"- Captain Chevelle
"Cut out his tongue!"- Ammand the Corsair
"Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue!"- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

"Are you telling me we came out here in the middle of the night for a stupid egg?"- Rizzo
"Shut up it could be full of chocolate, okey"- Shrimp, Muppets From Space

"With this candle I will...I will set your mother on fire"- Victor, Corpse Bride

"Mrs. Peacock took a drink! You said 'Mabye it's poisoned'! She screamed! AAAHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"- Wadsworth, Clue

"Love? Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen! Love is a many splendored thing! Love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!"- Christian, Moulin Rouge

"Trust the toad!"- Wil, Brothers Grimm

"Money is the world's curse,"- Perchik
"May the Lord smite me with it...and may I never recover!"- Tevye, Fiddler on the Roof

"Harry Potter can kiss my ass!"- Reid Garwin, The Covenant

I can't! Because of my asthma!"- Piggy
"Sucks to your ass-mar!"- Ralph, Lord of the Flies

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Milk eggs coffee,"- Leo, That 70's Show

"The end is extremely fucking nigh!"- Wall Message, 28 Days Later

"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"- Bender, The Breakfast Club

"Mess with the best, die like the rest,"- Crash Override, Hackers

"Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end,"- Unknown

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

"I am Arnold Schwartzenegger. Thees ees Arnolda, my tween seester. Thees ees Arnoldada, my other tween seester"- Amy

"He looks like Willy Wonka in drag!"- Madison

"You don't want to be like all the other muffins in the pan. Because those muffins are actually kittens!"- Rachel

"Someone came into our house, stole all of our belongings, and replaced them with exact replicas,"- Dad

"The assignment we got, it's ridiculously...ridiculous!"- Madison

"Dad, you're driving too slow!"- Me
"That's because I'm old and decrepit. Mostly decrepit,"- Dad

"Jesus Christ!"- Victor
"Yes, my son?"- Schweb

"Act your age and not your IQ!"- Aunt