The Constable
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since: 01-29-06, id: 980347, Profile Updated: 04-09-11
country: USA
Author has written 4 stories for Alice in Wonderland, Saving Private Ryan, King Kong, and Inglourious Basterds.

Oh my. It has been too long. A few months ago my writing style was kidnapped by a band of Swedish circus people with gingivitis and an affinity for Celine Dion, but now I'm getting it back in little chunks in exchange for 16 dollars, 24 Snuggies, a membership to Netflix, and a Subway gift card to be paid over the course of four years.

I'm currently rewriting Lord of the Reed to be more up to date. It's funnier and slightly less intelligent, in my own opinion, but I love my little work in progress.

Also, I've started my first Inglourious Basterds story, Kissin' Krakowski. It's safe to say that I'm excited. :)

XOXO, The Constable

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1. Kissin' Krakowski » reviews
From the moment he saw her, he knew he'd never forget that red kiss and those hazel eyes. Donny/OC
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-14-11 - Published: 4-2-11 - Donny D.
2. The Ballerina & The Boy reviews
What she imagined and what he missed. Jimmy/OC
King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-11 - Complete
3. DDay Plus Seven reviews
I feel as if I am one of them, not a measly embedded reporter who's never seen combat in her entire life, and who's never been out of high heels for so long before... all I want to do is stay alive long enough to get my story printed."
Saving Private Ryan - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-4-10 - Complete
4. The Hatter, the Hare, and the British reviews
My thoughts about the Tea Act while in U.S. History.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-8-07 - Complete