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Author has written 38 stories for Harry Potter, Sandman, Get Backers, Sherlock, Cthulhu Mythos, and Mrs. Pollifax Mysteries. Hello. The two most important things that I think you have to know about me are that I wear glasses and I write. A third important thing: I'm a girl. I worship Neil Gaiman and J.R.R. Tolkien. I have not outgrown manga and anime. Despite all evidence to the contrary, I still believe that Sirius Black is alive and well. For that matter, I refuse to believe that that was Book 7, and am still waiting for the real thing to come out (though I'm getting more resigned to the fact of it as time goes by). And I have recently discovered the BBC's Sherlock and Doctor Who, and after you do that there's just no going back, is there? Also, I think I am guilty of wanton cruelty to the common comma. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot. --Neil Gaiman, A Midsummer Night's Dream | |||||||
1. De Veritate Unicornis Modernus » reviewsJohn Watson, a unicorn of this day and age, is trapped in a mortal body. Life as it is seems pretty pointless, almost unendurable, until he meets one Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective and very much a virgin.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 4-25-13 - Published: 9-2-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete2. The Completely Unnecessary and Very Short Follow-up reviewsto The Seduction of John S. Willoughby which concerns proving points involving locks and the futility of certain cunning precautionsSherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-29-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete3. The Seduction of John S Willoughby » reviewsTo stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 416 - Updated: 12-10-12 - Published: 5-9-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete4. Black Gods and Ivory Boxes » reviewsD.I. Lestrade is tasked with investigating the murder of Black Peter. After that mess with the Bavarian Prince, and with the Restorationists' unrest in Albion, he wishes it were otherwise. He's a Queen's man, and he'd like to think he's a good one too, but it's getting harder to stay both. Set in an AU of Gaiman's A Study in Emerald.Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-26-12 - Published: 6-11-12 - DI Lestrade5. The Last Night at the End of the World » reviewsSherlock Holmes, and how he figures on the last night of Irene Adler's life, and what they do then.Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-26-12 - Published: 2-23-12 - Sherlock H. & Irene A.6. Deducing Pygmalion » reviewsAll John wants is a flat somewhere, and Sherlock has made a bet that he can teach anyone the science of deduction even if he will never let emotion in his life. With a little bit of luck, things will get interesting on the street where they live.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-25-12 - Published: 7-15-11 - Sherlock H. & John W.7. Dancing in the Wreckage of All We Could Have Had reviewsWherein Sarah Sawyer meets Destruction, and her breaking up with John is explained a little. This is a companion to the other two crossover fics I have for this universe.Crossover - Sandman & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-11-12 - Destruction & Sarah - Complete8. Not Enough reviewsWherein Irene Adler does not relish the prospect of government service in her second chance at life, and Anthea is sent to fetch her back. A follow-up to The Women.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-12 - Irene A. & Anthea - Complete9. The Women reviewsIrene Adler has been dead for two years now. So she's considerably surprised when Mycroft Holmes's agent shows up at her place.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-5-12 - Irene A. & Anthea - Complete10. Life Support reviewsBecause reason says John Watson should have died when Sherlock walked off the top of St Bart's three years ago. Warnings for thoughts of suicide.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-3-12 - John W. - Complete11. How Not to Talk to Strangers in Bars at Midnight reviewsWherein a young Sherlock Holmes has a discomfiting encounter with a smoke-pale, golden-eyed stranger who smiles like a knife and casts two shadows.Crossover - Sandman & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-12 - Desire & Sherlock H. - Complete12. Memento Mori reviewsThe science of deduction was bought at a price: Sherlock's life, when it is required of him.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-12-12 - Sherlock H.13. Toska reviewsWherein it's more than plain old boredom that has Sherlock shooting the walls. Written for the kink meme for a prompt regarding untranslatable words.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete14. The Tango Irene reviewsWherein John helps Sherlock practice the tango, and can't quite help himself, even if Sherlock is thoroughly smitten by The Woman. To the tune of Rent's "Tango Maureen."Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-18-11 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete15. First reviewsSherlock's unexpected first kiss in one hundred words.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-6-11 - Sherlock H. - Complete16. The Unexpected Mrs Hudson reviewsMrs. Hudson isn't just Sherlock and John's landlady - but that certainly doesn't mean she's a housekeeper! No, she's an American undercover agent, actually. None other than the amazing Mrs. Pollifax.Crossover - Sherlock & Mrs. Pollifax Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-3-11 - Mrs. Hudson & Mrs. E. Pollifax - Complete17. NitrogenBreathing ButterflyWinged BalloonFish reviews...and Fog-Flavored Spiders. Wherein D.I. Lestrade talks to a mad girl with a dog at a crime scene. Her conversation is colorful and winding and difficult to follow, and she smells of sweat, sour wine, late nights, and old leather...Crossover - Sandman & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-4-11 - Delirum/Delight & DI Lestrade - Complete18. The Science of Flirtation Will Stay Inexact reviewsThe Science of Flirtation Will Likely Remain Inexact for All Eternity - Sherlock continues to be hopeless at this flirting business and gets surprising advice from an unexpected source who he also tried to chat up, don't ask .Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-27-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete19. Sweet Dreams Till Sunbeams Find You reviewsWherein Sherlock uses a dream catcher to do something about John Watson's bad dreams, and it actually works. Also, what he did with the dreams caught therein.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-27-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete20. The Science of Flirtation Remains Inexact reviewsThe Science of Flirtation remains horrendously inexact - even when Lestrade tries to help Sherlock out with the ladies. A sister-story to "The Horrendously Inexact Science of Flirtation.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-20-11 - Sherlock H. & DI Lestrade - Complete21. The Horrendously Inexact Science of Flirtation reviewsWherein Sherlock Holmes cannot flirt with women to save his life and John Watson tries to help him out - the working word here is "tries".Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-18-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete22. Nodding Off reviewsWherein Sherlock finally falls asleep on a case, during an experiment, and Molly is there to catch him.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-15-11 - Molly Hooper & Sherlock H. - Complete23. Molly Bloody Hooper reviewsA zombie apocalypse in the Sherlock universe. Caused accidentally on purpose by one Molly Hooper. She's trying to make up for it.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-23-11 - Molly Hooper & Sherlock H.24. The Effects of Excessive Pressure on Molly Hooper reviewsThere is such a thing as too much pressure. And when Molly Hooper finally snaps, well, she has dead bodies to work with in the morgue, doesn't she?Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-23-11 - Molly Hooper & Sherlock H. - Complete25. Breaking Point reviewsSherlock never seems to appreciate anything Molly does for him. And she will not take it lying down anymore. Rated for the swearing.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-15-11 - Molly Hooper & Sherlock H. - Complete26. Lipstick reviewsMolly's brother gets her the perfect birthday present. Gift-wrapped. Tied to a chair. All hers.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-7-11 - Sherlock H. & Molly Hooper - Complete27. How the Jackal Got Back His Coat » reviewsThe unthinkable has happened: Akabane Kuroudo's black coat has gone missing. And when something needs getting back, who you gonna call?Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-6-10 - Published: 11-4-10 - Akabane28. Waiting Time reviewsMugenjou, before the IL retrieval. Fudou and Juubei occupy their time while waiting for the people they want.Get Backers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-5-09 - Juubei & Fudou - Complete29. Glints and Flashes reviewsAkabane Kuroudo and Kagami Kyouji meet by chance in Mugenjou. And they are both in the mood for blood.Get Backers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-09 - Akabane & Kagami - Complete30. Bloody Steak reviewsWhatever everyone else believes, Akabane Kuroudo can be a man of very human appetites. And you shouldn't stand in the way of a Jackal and his meat...Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-16-08 - Akabane - Complete31. Umbrella reviewsIt's raining in London, and what else can a gentleman - even if he is a werewolf - do but offer his umbrella to a lady who doesn't have one? I believe this would be Lupin/Tonks fluff.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-3-08 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete32. Blood and Sharps » reviewsAkabane Kuroudo is hired to transport a scientist to a biotechnology convention. All I can say is that this involves fraud in the scientific community, deadly viruses and an even deadlier Transporter.Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 8-16-08 - Akabane33. No Air reviewsJuubei is left behind when Kazuki leaves Mugenjou. A song fic to Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown's No Air.Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-08 - Kazuki & Juubei - Complete34. After Everything reviewsA look at what happens in the afterlife heads up, Book 7 spoilers. One shot, involves a conversation between Grindelwald and YouKnowWho. Please tell me what you think.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-18-07 - Voldemort - Complete35. The Last Night reviewsA LupinTonks thing, only very slightly based on Book 7, no spoiler scare here. One shot. Please tell me what you think of it, this is the first time I've written this sort of thing.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-24-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete36. Just Dream reviewsa sort of sappy, spur of the moment oneshot, just to prove that I can still write. Involves hopeless love, not on Dream's part. Will probably regret this in the morning. I hope it passes for halfway decent at least. Good night, all.Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-15-07 - Complete37. VengeanceOneshot. Concerns the assertion of violence as a viable form of revenge.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Published: 5-13-06 - N. Tonks - Complete38. Noli Me Tangere wands only! reviewsThis is ridiculous. Seriously. It was written for an English subject just to see how many words starting with the letter 's' could be crammed into a single story. It just seemed a pity that it should sit in one of my files forever.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-6-06 - Severus S. & Sirius B.
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