NOTICE: I got infected with a new virus with, currently, no cure that prevents me from using any way, shape, or form of an internet browser. Since I refuse to USB it just to update from another computer, or until my new computer gets shipped in and it doesn't matter, I'll be on a haitvirus. Haitme is also possibly applicable and all of that equates to a hiatus. Depending on how much begging I get, I may just USB it anyway.

UPDATE: A cure has been found and my virus has been cleaned out by my anti-virus program. God bless those that create such wonderful, wonderful software. I hope the people who make viruses have their faces plunged in ac--CENSORED DUE TO EXTREME IMAGING.--in agony. Expect updates from me soon.

Minute Maid currently is... doing nothing between photoshopping Anya, photoshopping Anya, grinding for CENSORED DUE TO HEAD IMPLOSION, photoshopping Anya, and not sleeping.

I am odd. And probably offensive to some people. Let's just say that, first of all.

Second of all, my pen-name is universal wherever I am. That should hint just how much I love the stuff.

If you need to contact me for whatever crazy reason, just mail me. Allow between one day and three weeks for a reply. I'm sort of, kind of, maybe am good at replying so long as you don't spam me unnecessarily.

Alright, seeing as how I have a lack of time these days, here is my new policy: No Reviews = No Updates. I don't have time to update a story no one is reading anymore.

Okay, so anyway, I enjoy making billions of references to great, classic literary works (like The Count of Monte Cristo)--because they need to be remembered. I also occasionally make a bunch of references to a lot of oldschool games--because good ones don't exist anymore. If you follow VG Cats, you know why and you agree with us. If you don't catch these references, you're either not as hardcore a gamer as I am or you're not a gamer at all. Which is fine. Because they'll only be present in my stupid stories. I like writing about good, evil, the shades in between, deals with the devil, revenge, betrayal, murder, trauma, the kind of junk psychotic enough to turn people psychotic, and do a bit of romance here and there (but am opposed to Love at First Sight even if it IS Number Two on The List).

That's me on FF.net in a nutshell. If I told you more I'd have to kill you.

Suzumiya Haruhi is my Hero.

NEWS + UPDATES = STUFF TO READ

- July 11, 2009 - "Pizza Hut: A Slice of Heaven" Chapter Three--Jeremiah Gottwald.

- July 26, 2009 - "Liar Liar" Chapter Ten (Wow, no really, wow) is out.

- August 26, 2009 - "Pizza Hut: A Slice of Heaven" Chapter Four--(by popular demand) Suzaku Kururugi. I think I'm slowly retarding myself by writing this stuff, I'm going to go back to writing "Liar Game" and "STF"--which is unreleased.

- September 2, 2009 - "Cry" a Code Geass one-shot has been posted. I told myself I wasn't going to do one, but I couldn't resist. Post-Requiem.

- November 24, 2009 - It only took forever, but, if you read the little update to my notice up above, you should be expecting updates to "Liar Liar," "Pizza Hut," and many others. At least when I've stopped crying tears of joy and catch up on all the internety stuff I couldn't do for months and months. And, sweet heaven, has it really been four months since the last chapter?

- November 26, 2009 - "A Test of Courage;" a Code Geass one-shot has been posted.

BTW - This space is constantly updated, so check back often! Older news is available to you on my forum under the "NEWS" topic. Ooh, aren't I clever with names?

FictionPress.com - The (currently empty) home of all my original work.

Deviant Art - Where I post my monthly monstrosities of questionable art.

Twitter - Where I will occasionally brag, share feelings, share stupidity like this, and sometimes (almost always) get on people's bad sides.

Live Journal - Because I'm a bandwagon-er to shallow degrees. I'm thinking of moving my updates here. They'll be in bullet form at the top while I'll talk a little about something I found interesting on the interweb.

I figure I'll say this now:

In-Character and Out-of-Character are not words in my dictionary. I write characters based on the setting they're put into and the influences they might have come across to the point where the story starts. Canon, sure, their characters will be more recognizable. In Alternative Settings, yeah, they might be a little different to fit the time/place. So no QQing about stuff like that or I'm going to tell you to go fly a kite. Comments, sure, QQing--go fly a kite.

Current Stories:

Fancy That (Harry Potter)

A series of one-shots that wanted to be their own stories but couldn't. Instead they conspired together to make up their own story together and yet apart. Some of it may sound familiar to some Rain, Forget Me Not or Your Choice of Flower. You'll find out from this series that I am, in fact, a Lily/Sirius fan. If James were not the father of the world's second-best seller in the universe (second, of course, to God's great Word) then I would absolutely write almost nothing but. Actually, I like most any other pairing other than the classic LJ simply because I've seen and read it done so many times my head cannot physically take it much longer. I have a soft spot for Sirius and Lily however.

Comments: I think it's time to retire this one soon, seeing as how I'm over the Harry Potter fad.

Liar Game (CCS - S+S -- like there's any other kind!)

Tokyo: the technological capital of the world; the only city living in its own 31st century, mechanically-regulated bubble, and the home of the world’s nastiest criminals. Li is a thief and a felon on the run and ends up bumping into the sweet, innocent kingpin of the world’s largest crime circle. Can he con his way out of this one and lie to avoid both the authorities and opposite end of the law?

Comments: My love child. That is all you need to know.

Progress: WILL be finished.

Liar Liar (Code Geass)

Lelouch Lamperouge; lady-killer, lover, and liar. Conning single, rich women out of every penny they have is his past time. Pretending to be gay to woo the world’s wealthiest man and swindle him out of every cent he has is his mission.

Comments: /wrist.

Liar Liar - Extra Chapters (Code Geass)

"Apologize for pie!"

Comments: By popular demand, a bit of rigging in the polls, and a veto here or there, this one will be released after "Liar Liar" finishes. This pie is not a lie.

Pizza Hut: A Slice of Heaven (Code Geass)

Pizza Hut: Serving thousands of pizzas to the world daily, and rejecting hundreds of unworthy applicants by the hour.

Comments: For disaffected, unemployed college students (and maybe equally disaffected, unemployed high school students) out and about right now seeking employment. Just remember there are always worse applicants than you. And better applicants than you.

Seven Kisses - 7K, SK (Harry Potter - Lily and James)

My own personal challenge to myself. As far as challenges go, it's relatively easy. Care to take it? Won't you read it? These are all completely unrelated to each other--although they may seem very, very similar by way of setting.

Progress: 2/7 Kisses = 5/7 Kisses to go. Fleshing out the ideas into written format.

Completed Stories:

Rain (Harry Potter) - Lily and James

Chapters: 31 - Epilogue: 1 - Sequel: None - Completed: August 16th, 2007 - Editing Done: August 16th, 2007

Word Count: ~ 106k

Dropped Stories (May be picked back up or Re-Written):

Forget Me Not (Harry Potter) - Lily and James

Your Choice of Flower (Harry Potter) - Lily and James

Your Choice of Flower: The Dilemma of Choice (Harry Potter) - Lily and James

Oh, and before I forget:

If you hate 'copy and paste this in your profile' stuff, copy and paste this in your profile: People who copy are cheaters, and people who sniff paste turn into retards. Don't be dumb; don't copy and paste into your profile.

I bet you want to, don't you? I made this after having to scroll through five screens of these on someone anonymous' profile. No, I did not copy and paste this from somewhere else.

- Minute Maid

Beverage of Queens.