Hmm... Me?

I am a highly-esteemed descendant of Queen Flibola of planet Snorkblast. Well actually I'm a slightly demented young student living in Scotland, who has an interest in things non-existant in the real world. I love daydreams. I adore inspiration but have a profound loathing for the word "normal", because I am a great fan of words, and this one - popularly used as it is - happens to have no meaning whatsoever.

My writing style? Shamelessly big on dialogue and description. Sometimes I indulge in a few adventure-type situations and the occasional (insert ominous music here) event, but otherwise, what I write tends to be me putting musings into words. If mine isn't a style you go for... Tough cookies.

...I'll take this chance to thank everybody who gives me such brilliant reviews - I'm getting some amazingly positive feedback. I never expected it, so thank you - you people keep me writing. :-)

Well okay, you people like personal info, so I shall divulge some.

Two real first names: Jocasta Cairistiona (last name I shall not divulge. Muahaha.) See where the username comes from now?

Current age: 19

Heritage: A born Scot - with a southern-english accent, because of where my parents lived.

Me in a few words: Self-motivated; colourful; understanding; imaginative; loving; artsy; loud; eccentric... coffee coffee coffee COFFEE

I have been drawing quite literally since I could hold a pencil, I love 3D work, and am currently developing a few novels. For those who are interested in checking out my artwork - Here R Teh DeviantArt Gallery - http://cairisti.deviantart.com

Favoured Fandoms: Death Note, Final Fantasy, Hellsing, Blood+ , Hellboy.

Films: Oh so many! Well to name a VERY select few - The Green Mile, Hellboy II, The Crow, Pan's Labyrinth, Princess Mononoke, Underworld, The Shawshank Redemption, and the Monty Python films of course.

Music: Alternative/dark/grunge metal, choir/vocal, new age, soundtrack, Celtic/folk, Progressive rock, Electronica and some random classical whatnot.

Inspiring Writers: Iain Banks, Steven King, Patrick Suskind

...And now for the dreaded question: Pairings?? LAWL. I see it all the time in peoples' profiles, and wanted to avoid this, but my workings make my preferences obvious enough so here you go - These are all my opinions... feast your eyes on this shit. And if you don't happen to go for these... please vomit AWAY from my desk. I am rather fond of my workspace. (Which is a nice little euphemism for flames shall be spat upon and promptly exterminated.)

FF7 - My straight OTP: Vincent/Tifa. My ghey OTP: Angeal/Zack. (Lucrecia and Aerith screw up lives, dammit! XD)

Death Note - Ryuk & Rem should've been buddies. Yotsuba's Mido & Namikawa are very pairable... Light, however, is an unloving bastard so he doesn't deserve anyone.

Hellsing - Alucard/Integra all the way.

POTC? Even though she irritates me something terrible, I do wish Uh-liz-ah-buth had paired off with Jack. Will is a pansy.

Any others? Gandalf/Lurtz.

...Just kidding.

Another of my faves would be Blood+'s Saya/Haji.

Fics to make meh sick: Self-insersions, bad crossovers and the dreaded Mary Sue. AARRRRRRGHH!! Enough said.

So yeah, now you know all my strange likings and not-so...likings!

Anyway,

I shall now return to my usual task of Drawing/Writing/Listening to music/Being extremely lazy.

Peace out

~ Cairi xx