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since: 01-30-06, id: 980940, Profile Updated: 10-31-09
Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter.

Don't forget the Professors! All those interested in fanfics about those very important people without whom Hogwarts couldn't have been possible, you are very welcome to browse the stories in my C2 "Hogwarts Staff". And if you happen to know any good stories that should be there but aren't, it would be very nice of you to send me a PM about them. :)

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Collaboration Story with BlueSphinx

The Weasley Kind of Help : The war is over, but people don't seem happy at all, and since unhappy people are bad for business, Fred and George decide to try their hand in helping others. It comes out they are not quite as good at it as they are at pranking people, but the result is still the same - complete and utter chaos.


Poll Results and Some Commentary:

Which kind of updates do you prefer?
33 percent votes: Even - I sometimes wait a little before posting a chapter, so that the wait for the next one would be shorter
66 percent votes: Irregular - I update when I get the chapter ready

Well, I see the point. Don't we all want a new chapter as soon as possible? But I have done that "even" updating, and I'll probably keep doing it. The thing is, I do it when I write two chapters together as one and later chop them apart; and then I wait up to ten days or so to post the next one.


Promised Pictures

Everything To Lose, Chapter 10, Painting in the Bedroom

The Founding of Pigwarts - Recipe For Chaos, Surra Murra

Everything To Lose, Chapter 11, Castle in Murmansk, rather bad sketch

To illustrate all those long chapters of Chaos Is Served, here's a long pig


PIGWARTS EXTRA

¤ Students of Pigwarts - you can click on the names in the table to see more information about each person.

¤ Class Schedules - which teacher gives a lesson when and to which students.


NOTICE: 1 October 2008 I took down my discontinued story "Endless". It might come back in the distant future, bigger and better, but it might also never return. Oh, the uncertainty.

¤ ¤ STORY UPDATES ¤ ¤

Update! 25th October 2009

Oh, look. I went over 200,000 words with Pigwarts. So much for ten short chapters per each part of the trilogy (as I predicted during the first part). I guess I'm not much of a Seer. Well, all the more fun for me in Daphne's lessons. ;)

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Update! 31 October 2009

This Hallowe'en, we are going to carve strawberries. Might be a bit tricky, but that goes quite well with the spirit of the holiday. ;)

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1. Strawberry » reviews
Collection of 100word drabbles on different topics. Random, crazy, and hopefully amusing. CH 17: The great chicken plan
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 10-31-09 - Published: 1-7-07 - Complete
2. The Founding of Pigwarts III: Chaos Is Served » reviews
It began as a way of killing time. Then came Ginny and Daphne, and the result was a chaos called Pigwarts, a school where both teachers and students have to fight for their sanity, and against the evil schemes of everyone else. Or hide under their beds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 204,912 - Reviews: 254 - Updated: 10-24-09 - Published: 3-22-07 - Hermione G. & Draco M.
3. The Wrong Weasley reviews
Parvati came to the wedding, determined to ruin it and the life of Ron, only to get trapped in the broom shed with the wrong Weasley. As to Charlie, well, he really shouldn't have said that about his twin brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,607 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-24-09 - Parvati P. & Charlie W. - Complete
4. Bored Of You reviews
Draco wants to dump Hermione but things do not go according to his plans and somehow he ends up in a situation where getting beaten by Potter and Weasley actually sounds like a good idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-1-08 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
5. Everything To Lose » reviews
[Complete] There are worse things than death. But sometimes you just can't afford to die. Because sometimes it would cost you more than your life. Sometimes it would cost you everything. PostHogwarts, HBPcompatible, HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 132,693 - Reviews: 182 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 4-24-06 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
6. Century reviews
Old love doesn't rust. But what about old revenge? Hermione knows how to be patient.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-31-07 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
7. The Founding of Pigwarts II: Cooking Chaos » reviews
When the recipe for chaos is ready, someone should go ahead and cook it. With the help of boredom, alcohol, and a victim.. erm.. accomplice, Ginny Weasley, soon to be Potter, is just the right person. Third part up: Chaos Is Served
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,994 - Reviews: 263 - Updated: 3-14-07 - Published: 10-16-06 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
8. Afternoon Tea reviews
Cozy armchairs, good company, tea and biscuits, what more could you want? Perhaps a bit of matchmaking and sticking your nose into other people's business to make it so much more amusing. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-11-07 - Complete
9. That Fateful Night » reviews
After the end of the war Hermione and Draco are looking forward to a life full of happiness, peace, and love. But one of them has a secret that has potential to ruin everything. Are they strong enough to overcome it or will it destroy them both?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,517 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 1-28-07 - Published: 1-13-07 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
10. Of Glorious Lives and Obituaries » reviews
No matter how glorious your life has been or would be, at one point it ends, unless you have a couple of Horcruxes hidden somewhere, but even that might not be enough. Each short chapter is a separate story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-9-07 - Published: 7-6-06 - Complete
11. Song of Silence reviews
The war has left them both with irreparable damage, but it hasn't taken away their chance for happiness. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,874 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-2-06 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
12. Slytherins Are Devious Bastards reviews
When Harry makes it to the breakfast in the Great Hall, Ron is busy eating while Hermione is giving an evil glare to the jug of pumpkin juice in front of her and.. counting?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 10-21-06 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
13. The Founding of Pigwarts I: Recipe For Chaos » reviews
Take one Golden Trio, add a lonely Ferret, and throw them all together for the night, with lots of alcohol. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco spend one night at the ruins of Hogwarts, getting drunk and founding a new school. Second part up: Cooking Chaos
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 183 - Updated: 10-8-06 - Published: 8-26-06 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
14. The Edge reviews
You can't put everything into words. Somehow, they lose their meaning in the attempt, and then they are nothing but words, sequences of letters, empty. That's why she left no note.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-14-06 - Hermione G. - Complete
15. No Good Deed Goes Unpunished reviews
First there was need, she had to get there. Then there was deed, he caught her. In the end came punishment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-9-06 - Hermione G. - Complete
16. Into the World of Night reviews
She comes here at night, to gaze into the darkness, her face void and eyes unseeing. He comes here at night, to sit by her side, to watch over her, to protect her. LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-21-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
17. The Silence That Remains reviews
He left on a stormy night. She saw him go, saw him abandon his life and work of the last couple of decades. Saw him abandon the woman he loved, and who loved him back more than anything else in the whole world. RowenaSalazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-2-06 - Rowena R. & Salazar S. - Complete
18. Kiss me, Harry reviews
Hermione has a small problem, but why is Harry so reluctant to help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 5-25-06 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
19. Minerva and Ginevra reviews
What will you do if victory claims a price you are not willing to pay, but nobody is asking you? Will you then listen to your heart or your head? And when you choose to be wise, can you live with your decision? Or perhaps you're given a second chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-8-06 - Minerva M. & Ginny W. - Complete
20. Gryffindor Foolishness reviews
They called it Gryffindor bravery. He called it Gryffindor foolishness, recklessness and a crave for heroic death. P.S. Sequel posted: Everything to Lose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-15-06 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
21. Reassurance reviews
Harry Potter has a thing for long and creepy corridors. But in the end of this one he finds something beyond comprehension.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-22-06 - Harry P. - Complete
22. Life reviews
One battle, two warriors. One room, two enemies. One moment stolen from reality... Will the words spoken change anything at all? Life, after all, is a mystery..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
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