| Nay-Oh-Me |
Author has written 5 stories for Song of the Lioness, and Harry Potter. hi hi!! i have recently changed my penname from Tortall gal to Nay-Oh-Me This pic is of my adorable amazing dog-Max!! (unless i've changed the pic & right now ur wondering why im calling sumthing as stupid (and yummy!) as a pickle an "adorable amazing dog"...) i also have an account on fictionpress for all my original stories: FAV QUOTES: unite against togetherness! if at first you dont succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried if at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you! if at first you do succeed, try not to look too surprised! out of my mind-back in 5 minutes one day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject i dont suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it!! ()_() ('')_('') If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile. "life has pain, anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something" "i've got a jar of dirt! i've got a jar of dirt!" - captain jack sparrow "don't touch my dirt!" - captain jack sparrow "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries!" - monty python and the holy grail "one day, my son, all this will be yours!" "what? the curtains?" - monty python and the holy grail You Know You Live in 2007 When: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. I'm a Ravenclaw! Patron Head Colours Ghost Mascot Mwaz! ~Naz | |||||||
1. Discovery reviewsHarry is abandoned by the Dursleys and is left to fend for himself. independant!Harry. full summary inside. plz Read&Review! rating for safety.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-19-072. Two Random Girls » reviewsTwo girls show up at hogwarts and decide to lighten up the mood. WARNING: includes randomness, pranks and funny stuff! designed to make you laugh! plz RRHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 10-21-063. The Unknown Sister » reviewsHarry has a sister that NO ONE ever knew about! when she discovers that her little brother survived voldemort's attack she goes to teach at hogwarts,so you have 2 ppl who can fufill the prophesy! Lots of twists too!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-10-06 - Published: 7-4-064. Unique reviewsSummary inside. Aside from the fact it's only 1chapter long, im thinking about putting this story up for adoption. ive lost interest in it. anyone interested PM or review plz!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-4-065. Dares & Bets » reviewswhat happens when the Tortallan gang play DARES & BETS ? read to find out! RR !Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-23-06 - Published: 2-20-06