Live to win, 'till you die, 'till the light dies in your eyes
Live to win, take it all, just keep fighting till you fall-Paul Stanley, Live to Win

And if my thought-dreams could be seen, they'd probably put my head in a guillotine

-Bob Dylan

~JANUARY 22: REST IN PEACE HEATH LEDGER (1979-2008)~

~August 29th 1958-June 25th, 2009: Goodnight, Michael. I'll remember the time when you charmed us.~

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Occupation: Freelance writer, columnist, bibliophile, mod, sketcher, full time resident at Arkham.

DOB: March 22, 1986. Year of the Tiger, month of the Ram. Booyah!

As of June 13, 2009, I have a college degree from UCLA. I have a Bachelor of Arts in History and English from the UCLA College of Letters.

I have had alot of art requests and here is one that my friend Jokerlady did. I am hosting it on my deviantart page:

One More Chance fanart: "Can You Keep A Secret?"

Location: Sodom and Gomorrah AKA the San Fernando Valley, California.

Here's my livejournal, if you are sensitive to strong opinions, are a prude to free speech, or lack any common sense, go sit in a corner as my eljay is my venting place for the world's shortcomings that ire me. If you want to get to know me or are wondering what random thought is swimming through my head, Willkommen!

I'm somewhat of a controversial figure. I have been known to push people's buttons, not because I am sadistic (although that is the subconscious talking), but because it's funny seeing people bawl when they have no ammo. I like to write what is unpopular so that I can bring it into mainstream consciousness. I am the webmaster of a Joker archive here at the site. I do freelance writing when I am not analyzing the works of Descartes, Locke and Milton, playing the Devil's Advocate and last but certainly not least I am addicted to the Clown Prince! I also have a column at Rancidrainbow.com! Be sure to check it out! I'm also a lapsed Catholic with a fetish for men in purple and silver.

Sounds for the soul/muzak:

KISS, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Ozzy Osbourne/Black Sabbath, Heart, Madonna, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Van Halen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Siouxsie Sioux, Thompson Twins, Enigma, Shakira, Madonna, Glora Estefan, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Prince, Duran Duran, Def Leppard, 10,000 Maniacs, Tina Turner, David Garrett, Alicia Keys, Tupac Shakur, Freedom Williams, Sylvester James. I know I am forgetting someone.

My stories: I started out with flying rodent and jester slash before moving onto other ideas. My big tale, OMC is a little project I started after I read The Game We Play by my dear friend, Dark Jester. I owe a great deal of my success to that story. I highly recommend it. I borrowed some elements because I wanted to do something a little different.

Hate mail is welcome, that is if you don't mind being roasted on a public forum I frequent. I can't tell you how many emails I have gotten for my Joker Harley story from fanatics who take the pairing too seriously. I am thinking about starting a series about that. It will be based loosely on part parody, part docudrama and part analytical critique. I am doing this to vent not only my creative muscles but the artistic mind as well. I guess you can say it will be a response to the hardcore shipper mentality. I am just doing what Penelope Spheeris was doing in her 1988 documentary Decline of Western Civ. Part 2: The Metal Years

Jack is my baby. He's my three year old pied cinammon male cockatiel.

My favorite films: Gladiator, The People vs. Larry Flynt, Braveheart, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Stewie Griffen: The Untold Story, KISSology 3, TDK, Batman '89

My heroes: Larry Flynt, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Marilyn Monroe, Martin Luther, Tom Leykis, Erin Pizzey, George Carlin, Denis Leary, Lisa Lampanelli

My favorite TV shows: Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, American Dad, Married...with children, Family Matters, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Golden Girls, the PJs, King of the Hill, the Nanny, George Lopez

Other interesting facts about me:

1. I own approximately fifty animals. I have doves, finches, lovebirds, parakeets, canaries, cockatiels, an Indian Ringneck parrot named Ringo. The largest one in our aviary is an African grey parrot named Lilah. She is over one year old and has a wide vocabulary. The broken anklet on her leg means that she was brought here straight from the Congo. We also have two rabbits, Johnny and Bernie.

2. I cosplay as Harley Quinn at comicbook conventions. At SDCC 2008, I dressed up as her but I wore Gene Simmons style makeup. Jim Balent was very impressed with my hybrid look as were the several people who took pictures of me at panels, on the floor, walking in between lines. It was quite an experience.

3. Gene Simmons signed my shirt when I was sixteen and I have the pics to prove it! I met Gene and Paul on Sunset Boulevard at Tower Records when I was fifteen and cried like an idiot. I miss music stores. I miss the browsing, I miss the selections, I miss the smells. Damn, I am so old. I also met Ace Frehley at Hollywood on April 18th, 2009. Who else can say, I got squeezed by Ace Frehley?! TWICE?! I had the privilege of meeting him again on September 14th at the Grammy Museum in LA.

Bienvenidos! Me llamo Jessica. Yo tengo 22 anos y soy de el valle San Fernando en California. Me gusta a escribir, leer, escuchar musica, y soy fanatica del Guason de los libros de Batman! Mis papas son de El Salvador. Yo nunca vistado el pais porque no me gustan las climas calientes. Viviendo en Los Angeles, ya me acostumbre con la clima cailente pero aveces, yo quiero que el tiemp se cambia, tu sabes? A mi ya no me gusta la pareja del Guason y su payasa porque ya me canse de oir las babosadas de los seguidores. Si les gustan, bien, pero ya perdi la paciensia de escuchar las chingaderas de las fanaticas. Yo prefiero que Harley sea su unica persona y que deje su payasito. Ademas, yo pienso que la pareja no es bueno para los dos. Yo tengo sequidores de mas de cincuenta paises y los quiero a cada uno de mis fans con mucho carino. My buen amiga, Jokerlady es otra escritora con mucho talento y yo recomiendo sus historias! Si les gustan cuentos con acion, chistes, milagros y dramatismo, leen sus historias!

Si tienen alguna pregunta de mis historias o desea a comunicarse conmigo, dejanme un mensaje y yo les voy a dar todo mi atenction!

Con mucho amor, J!