Name: I would tell you, but I won't for privacy reasons. I'm sure you understand. Plus, you'll make fun of my name, it's really...unique.

Age: 15

Birthday: May 23rd

Time of Birth: I just wanted to put this up because I thought it was pretty cool that I was born at 11:11 P.M.

Grade: 10th

Dream: To either become a pediatrician, a singer, or a voice actress for a Disney movie (the last one is impossible, but I can dream, can't I?)

Fictional guys I like: Robin (Teen Titans), Raimundo (Xiaolin Showdown), Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender), and Edward Cullen (Twilight).

TV shows I like: Teen Titans, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Batman: The Animated Series, Batman Beyond, Xiaolin Showdown, and Danny Phantom.

Disney movies I love: The Lion King (first movie I ever saw; saw it when I was one year old), Peter Pan 2: Return to Neverland, The Little Mermaid, The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea, The Little Mermaid 3: Ariel's Beginning, The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride, The Lion King 1 1/2, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Ella Enchanted (not sure if that's Disney), and The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Other movies I enjoy: Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Last Unicorn, Twilight, certain Pokemon movies, Harry Potter, Anastasia, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, Prince of Egypt, and Joseph: King Of Dreams.

Books I like: The Outsiders (S.E. Hinton), A Midsummer Night's Dream (Shakespeare), A Child Called It (Dave Pelzer), Twilight series (Stephenie Meyer), and Harry Potter series (J.K. Rowling).

Most Favorite Pairings: RobRae, BBTerra, and CyBee (Teen Titans), Kataang and Tokka (Avatar), RaiKim (Xiaolin Showdown), BMWW and SMLL (Justice League) and DannyxSam (Danny Phantom).

Least Favorite Pairings: RobStar and BBStar (Teen Titans), Zutara and every Sokka pairing that is not Yuokka or Tokka (Avatar), and all the slash/femme slash pairings (I hate those, especially SladexRobin. Blech!).

Current Favorite Song: Measure of a Man by Clay Aiken.

Need to know info on me:

First: I hate lemons! I meant the stories, if you thought I meant the other lemons. People who write lemons are perverted! Sorry, just had to say that.

Second: I am hyper even without sugar in any form.

Third and most important of all: I AM INSANE!

Fourth (just a side note, really): I have writer's block on most of my stories, so I'm finishing all my stories (except the ones that run on reviews like Know Your Stars: Avatar Version and Letters to Voldemort or Harry Potter) before posting them up. That way, I won't have to worry about how impatient you might get if I don't update for a long time.

Quotes (every alternate one is in bold):

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have. -Hermione, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix book. (Best quote EVER in Harry Potter history!)

You can't resist the face! (turns into a kitten and meows cutely) -Beast Boy, Forces of Nature, Teen Titans (SS has a picture of BB Kitten in her locker).

You know, Robins, the mask makes me feel cool, too. -Robin, The Quest, Teen Titans (the look on the other Titans' faces were priceless!).

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Chihuahuas have freakishly large EARS?! I mean, compared to their little bodies, they're just like MASSIVE... -Cody, then Zack, forgot which episode, Suite Life of Zack and Cody (when I saw this, I was like, "WHO CARES ABOUT CHIHUAHUAS?!").

How dare you?! We've been working like house-elves here! -Ron, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire book (SS and I mock this quote, saying it with as much indignity as we can before bursting out laughing).

That felt good.

Not good, brilliant! -Hermione, then Ron, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban movie (this was right after she punched Malfoy).

I want to fix that in my memory forever...Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret... -Ron, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire book (love Malfoy's new title!).

It's a bit exciting, isn't it? Breaking the rules...

Who are you and what have you done to Hermione Granger? -Hermione, then Ron, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix movie (perhaps the best line in the entire movie).

Look, if I picked up a sword right now, Ron, and ran you through with it, I wouldn't damage your soul in the least.

Which would be a real comfort to me, I'm sure. -Hermione, then Ron, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book (I found this hilarious for some reason).

So what do we do?

Well, one option is a series of shots injected into your abdomen and kneecap...and the other involves a musical number! Me-me-me-meoooooooooow!

...how many shots? -Conrad, then the Cat, then Sally, The Cat in the Hat feat. Mike Myers (you gotta love that last line).

We're staying and calling Mom!

We're going and getting the dog!

There is a third option...(dramatic organ music)

There is?

Yes. It involves...murder! (dramatic organ music)

That's your option?!

No. But you guys had options and I just wanted to have one too! -Sally, then Conrad, then the Cat, then both kids, then the Cat, then Conrad, then the Cat, The Cat in the Hat feat. Mike Myers (long quote, but hilarious).

Er - I don' want ter be rude, but who the ruddy hell are you? -Hagrid, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix book (SS found this funny and told me to put it on here for some reason).

When you told me your grand plan for saving Gotham, all that stopped me from calling the men in white coats was when you said it wasn’t about thrill-seeking.

It's not.

Then what do you call that?

Damn good television. -Alfred, then Bruce, then Alfred, then Bruce, Batman Begins.

Stupid, shiny Volvo owner. -Bella Swan, Twilight book.

You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here you are, red-faced just like always. -Emmett Cullen, New Moon book.

I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone. -Emmett Cullen, New Moon book.

I'm glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun when you're around. -Emmett Cullen, Eclipse book.

Fall down again, Bella?

No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face. -Emmett, then Bella, Eclipse book.

He tried to kill Char!

GET HIM! -Random fangirl, then group of fangirls, Ella Enchanted movie.

Anything broken?

If I said yes, can I go home?

No. -Bruce, then Terry, then Bruce, Untouchable, Batman Beyond.

You should see this place: antiques, relics...you'd feel right at home.

Cute. -Terry, then Bruce, Bloodsport, Batman Beyond.

Bruce Wayne's my mentor! He's like a father to me!

Except he doesn't glow in the dark.

Hey, I resent that! Where's my lawyer? I'll sue! -Paxton Powers, then Commissioner Gordon, then Paxton Powers, King's Ransom, Batman Beyond.

How are you holding up?

With a cane. -Derek Powers, then Bruce, Blackout, Batman Beyond.

I could use some of that Kryptonian DNA.

You'll outlive us all, Bruce. You're too stubborn to die.

(snickers)

What are you laughing at?

Nothing. -Bruce, then Superman, then Terry, then Bruce, then Terry, The Call: Part 1, Batman Beyond.

Arch-criminals, I know how to handle. Mothers are something else. -Bruce, The Winning Edge, Batman Beyond.

Keep it down, Stan. We're in a library.

Look around, Batman. Society's crumbling, and do you know why?

Too many overdue books?

Information overload, man. As a society, we're drowning in a quagmire of vid-clips, e-mail, and sound bites. We can't absorb it all. There's only one sane solution: blow it up! -Batman, then Mad Stan, then Batman, then Mad Stan, Rats, Batman Beyond.

It's a toxic waste dump.

Or so they say. Can you think of a better way to keep people away?

Call it a high school? -Terry, then Bruce, then Terry, Curse of the Kobra, Batman Beyond.

Quiz 1: Which Teen Titan are you? (My own answers are in bold)

What's your favorite color? Sapphire blue, closely followed by black.

What's your favorite month of the year? May.

What's your favorite season of Teen Titans? The fourth.

Who is the cutest member of the team? (for boys AND girls) Robin.

Which Teen Titan's powers would you want? (doesn't affect score) Raven's.

I am Raven.

Quiz 2: Which element are you? (My own answers are in bold)

What's your favorite color? Sapphire blue, closely followed by black.

Who is the cutest person on Avatar? (for boys AND girls) (I know I'll get a LOT of Zuko's from girls) Zuko.

What element would you want? (doesn't affect score) Water.

What's your favorite episode of Avatar? (no need for exact names, give a brief decription if you forget) The Puppetmaster.

I am Water.

Quiz 3: Which Xiaolin Monk are you? (My own answers are in bold)

What is your favorite color? Sapphire blue, closely followed by black.

What do you enjoy doing in your spare time? Surfing the Internet.

Would you rather hang around Jack Spicer or Chase Young? Chase Young.

What is your favorite Shen Gong Wu? Golden Tiger Claws.

Who is the cutest person on Xiaolin Showdown? (for boys AND girls) (I know I'll get a LOT of Jack Spicer's and Raimundo's from girls) Raimundo.

Which Xiaolin Monk would you want to be? (doesn't affect score) Omi.

I am Kimiko.

Send a message with your answers for one, two, or even all three quizzes! And say if it's Quiz 1, 2, or 3.

Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Order of the Phoenix.

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Chamber of Secrets.

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Harry, Sirius and Remus.

What house do you prefer to be in? Gryffindor.

But what house would you think you'll be in? Hufflepuff.

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Nearly-Headless Nick.

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? DADA.

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? McGonagall or Lupin if he counts.

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Either Seeker or Beater.

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Beater.

Who do you want to make friends with? Harry, Hermione, James, Sirius and Remus.

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Harry.

Why would he/she be your best buddy? I have an unhealthy obsession with him...hehehe.

Which character in the book can you relate to? Um...I dunno...Ron or Neville, I guess (I'm the clueless one).

What pet would you get? An owl.

Yes/No Questions:

Do you think Snape is on Voldemort's side? Um, yeah, duh!

Did you cry when Dumbledore died? No, for some reason, I hate Dumbledore.

Did you cry when Sirius died? Yes.

Did you cry when Cedric Diggory died? No, why should I? We never really got to know him that well.

Do you like the outcome of the Half-Blood Prince? In a way, yes.

Was the romance going on in book 6 bothering you a bit? No, not really.

Do you often dream of yourself in Hogwarts? YES!

Would you freak out if you found out you had to come face-to-face to a dragon? Yeah, most likely.

Knowledge Questions:

Who was the first to ever beat Harry in catching the Snitch? Cedric.

What did Hagrid give to Harry at the end of The Sorcerer's Stone? A photo album of his parents.

Whose eyes does Harry's resemble? His mother's.

Who was crying in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom in year 6? Draco Malfoy.

Where does Harry suspect Hagrid's wand is hidden in? The pink umbrella.

Who created the flying keys obstacle in the Sorcerer's Stone? Professor Flitwick.

How many keys were there in Mad-Eye Moody's trunk? 7.

What spell is used to give light at the end of the wand? Lumos.

What are the three Unforgiveable Curses? Imperius, Cruciatus, and Killing (don't you find it scary that I know them so well?).

What do the Three Unforgiveable Curses do? Imperius controls you, Cruciatus tortures you, and the Killing Curse kills you.

Who said "To a well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."? Dumbledore, obviously.

Who was the werewolf that bit Remus Lupin when he was a kid? Fenrir Greyback.

What did Sirius and James use to communicate? 2 way mirrors.

How many brothers does Ron have? Five.

What is Ron very good at? Chess.

What Quidditch Team does Ron like? The Chudley Cannons.

What's Harry's worst fear? Dementors or fear itself.

What is Hermione's favorite subject? Arithmancy.

What is the spell used to put out the light casted by the incanation "Lumos!"? Nox.

What exactly is Peeves? A poltergeist (who was never mentioned in the movies, but I'll let it slide).

What did Draco Malfoy once buy in Borgin and Burkes? The Hand of Glory.

What creature petrifies the person who looks indirectly into its eyes? A basilisk.

Where did James Potter rescue Snape when they were in Hogwarts? The tunnel underneath the Whomping Willow.

Where can you buy delicious sweets in Hogsmeade? Honeydukes.

Where did the first DA meeting took place in? Hog's Head, or Room of Requirement (depends on what meeting).

Where did the Order of Phoenix meetings took place in? 12 Grimmauld Place (The house of Black).

Who did Hermione Granger go to the Yule Ball with? Viktor Krum.

What did Fred and George drink to get themselves old enough for the Triwizard Tournament? An aging potion.

What other foriegn wizarding schools are joining the Triwizard Tournament? Durmstrang and Beauxbatons.

What did Snape brew for Lupin to keep him safe from the full moon? The Wolfsbane Potion.

What is Madam Pince's job in Hogwarts? Librarian.

Who is the Quidditch referee? Madam Hooch.

What color hair does Parvati have? Black.

How many OWLs did Fred and George each receive? 3.

What did Dobby give Harry for the second task? Gillyweed.

Who was Barty Crouch's house-elf? Winky.

What is Neville's best subject in Hogwarts? Herbology.

Who did Ginny go to the Yule Ball with? Neville Longbottom.

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? That is a very good question...I don't know.

If you had a choice between a Firebolt and an Invisibility Cloak, what would you pick? Invisibility Cloak...I'm scared of heights.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? It depends on which friend it is...

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? "Hey, Padfoot, can I get your autograph?"

What would be his reaction to your reaction? Probably something along the lines of, "Uh...sure...I guess?" And then he'd give me his autograph...that would be cool.

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Harry, probably, because he can relate.

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Um...they'd notice even if I didn't tell them.

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Sirius when he was my age (lol) or Harry.

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Parvati/Padma Patil.

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Hermione.

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Gray for his eyes.

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Hot pink...no idea why.

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Scarlet for his hair.

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown for her hair and her eyes.

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Emerald green for his eyes.

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Silver.

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? No.

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) Two words...high school.

Do you like the books more or the movies? Books, no doubt about it.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Sirius.

What would your Patronus take shape in? I hope it's a lion...or a dolphin.

What would be your Animagus form? A pure white cat with blue eyes.

What subject do you want to be the best in? DADA, Transfiguration, or Potions.

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius.

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius, of course!

Hermione or Cho? Hermione.

James Potter or Snape? James.

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid.

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Marauders (sorry Trio fans).

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus.

Harry or Ron? Harry - that goes without saying.

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks-Fleur's too ditzy for my liking.

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione.

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Krum.

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna.

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore-even Snape's better than Peeves.

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? er...I hate both...I'll take Grawp.

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes! All that candy...(drools)

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate frogs (chocolate...). Plus, I've tasted the beans. NOT GOOD!

Death Eaters or Aurors? Death Eaters... I'm evil, I tell you!

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Voldemort.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa.

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? Does the third include Voldemort? If so, first. If not...it's still first.

Is this survey fun or boring? It's okay.

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Randomly list twelve of your favorite Batman characters:

1. Batman

2. Nightwing

3. Robin

4. Alfred

5. Joker

6. Batgirl

7. Jim Gordon

8. Harley Quinn

9. Poison Ivy

10. Ra's al Ghul

11. The Riddler

12. Mad Hatter

01. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Uh...not that I can think of...but I'm pretty sure that sick pairing exists somewhere XD.

02. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Uh...not really, but Alfred can really kick ass when he wants to XD.

03. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Joker would KILL him! XDDDD oh, and everyone else would be in shock.

04. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

I haven't read any centered on Ivy (shrug).

05. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Heck yeah! Nightwing/Batgirl FTW!

06. Any Five/Nine or Five/Ten going on?

Well, Joker DOES annoy Pam a lot, but not really, and...no. Just no.

07. What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two doing "it"?

Poor Jim, scarred for life...and he would never see Nightwing the same way again...XD

08. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

Ra's has come up with a new plan: kidnap Robin as bait for Batman. But what happens when his plan backfires? Ra's/Robin (gags).

09. Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Probably somewhere. You fans will think of ANYTHING.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

The Cop and the Hatter (uh...what else can I think of?)

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

If deflowering is what I THINK it means...EW! I wouldn't even WRITE it! Poor Alfred and Bruce!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Nope.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Probably, yeah. Robin and OC pairings, mostly.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope, no one likes Riddler XD.

15. Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Hell no XD.

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"IMMORTALITY!" XDDD I really don't know.

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"Judy" by the Corrs, it actually suits Harley very well.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Contains Batman stealing Batgirl away from Nightwing, only to have her taken by Mad Hatter. Luckily, Batgirl feels nothing for Mad Hatter.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Hey, drop Batman for me...I can give you immortality." XD just the thought makes me gag.

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Not that long ago...I don't remember the actual fic, but it was a Dark Knight one.

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?

I'm pretty sure she secretly likes Batman, not Nightwing. But I still like Batgirl/Nightwing XD.

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Probably, but only if Ivy was the one drunk. Riddler would probably do it either way.

23. If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

They would NOT get together. EVER.

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

Okay, so Batman and Poison Ivy are in a happy relationship until Ivy suddenly runs off with Alfred (ew). Batman, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Riddler (GAGS) and a brief unhappy affair with Mad Hatter (GAGS again), then follows the wise advice of Joker (psh, yeah right) and finds true love with Robin (NO!).

Um...Crazy Relationships written by anyone other than me! XD seriously, I don't hate gay people, but I can't stand the thought of slash pairings. Fictional characters are meant to be either straight or not in relationships at all.

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My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

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I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

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When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

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I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

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I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

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If someone ever said to you 'Ya lost it.' and you replied 'Duh.I never had it in the first place.' back to them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. ( o o ) = ( o o )

If you hate Cartoon Network for the cancellation of the Teen Titans, THEN PLEASE COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have and properly govern your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a proud to death KFJinx shipper, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed evilly only because it was fun to do so, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Goldilocks should be arrested for breaking and entering and the bears should have reported her, copy this into your profile.

If you want a fourth season of Xiaolin Showdown then put this in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you ever stared at someone/something for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you are one of the people without a boyfriend or girlfriend and lived, then repost this in your profile!

If you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, no matter how much he overreacts (I find the whole overreacting thing endearing), no matter how much he gets overprotective, you will love him anyway, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: ForEverTopaz1901, BatTitan

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby,oxNZxoTwiLiGhTfaN,Nadialovestwilight, ForEverTopaz1901, BatTitan

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If one by one, the penguins steal your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile, and list who it was you know. Like this: 14hp1, my 5th grade teacher, Mr. McInvale. BatTitan, my 9th grade Gov. and Ec. teacher, Mr. Johnson.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ver said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

if you are completley in love with a fictional character copy and paste this on your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.