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Author has written 29 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Young Wizards, Song of the Lioness, and RENT. This is a shared account Note, most of my stories are going through SUPER EDIT. Hopefully they will not suck so bad after SUPER EDIT. Sorry for the troubles that SUPER EDIT may cause. Polka-Dotted-Penguin 2 in Fifteen Sentence Fragments or Less! I am sixteen. I drive a 1990 Crown Victoria and I think that it is fabulous. I refer to people as Pal far too often, especially people who I know nowhere near well enough to be calling pal. I'm blond, I'm short. I enjoy crocheting, competitive swimming, sewing, writing essays, cross country, knitting, learning, reading, walking, and music. I enjoy playing both swing music, and on the popular playground equipment. I play piano, guitar, and any nameable percussion instrument. I live in Kansas. I don't like television, but have some strange addiction to documentaries and nineties-rific Meg Ryan movies. I aspire to be either an English teacher or a social worker and obtain a minor in music or Spanish. I, for some reason, believe that this is perfectly normal. I own exactly six pairs of Chuck Taylors. I don't know why you need to know that. I laugh too loud and smile too much and start too many projects at once. I believe that the characters of Remus Lupin, Kit Rodriguez, Sirius Black, James Potter, Carmela Rodriguez, and Ronan are veritable playgrounds and I am glad for their fictional existence. I am a vegetarian. I find mowing the lawn enjoyable. I hope you like my stories. I'd stay away from the old ones though as they're kind of crap-tastic. Polka-Dotted-Penguin 1 Okay so it may seem like I have died since I haven't updated in forever but I'm not, and since the crap that I've had to deal with at home is more or less over, I'm going to try to continue with my stories. General Info: Age: Somewhere between 13 and 90. :) Gender: Well I'm not a boy so what else is there? Hobbies: -Cross-Country -Track -Running -Photography -Reading -Cooking -Writing -Photoshope. Okay so that's pretty much it. | |||||||||||
1. Partners reviewsFalling asleep on the couch with a movie blaring in the background is perfectly fine with your best friend. Normal, even. Loosing that relationship could never be worth it. She didn’t want it to change ever in a million billion years.' Nita/KitYoung Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-19-09 - Complete2. Prom Please? reviewsI thought we had a date with the couch, old chick flicks, and some ice-cream' Kit asks Nita to prom. Nita says yes. And that flipping her stomach keeps doing just might be something more than indigestion.Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-9-08 - Complete3. Summer Fling reviewsBut it didn’t matter. Kit was just a fling, a simple and completely un-dynamic relationship that needed to be attempted but was doomed to amount to nothing. It didn’t matter."Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-25-08 - Complete4. Bruford reviews“I don’t think you have any room to say I’m not dumb. I let you drink your weight in cheap alcohol for my own amusement. I’d say that’s very dumb of me.” Roger discovers that Mark is a talkative drunk. Penis names are discussed.RENT - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-27-07 - Roger D. & Mark C. - Complete5. Think About It reviewsYou don’t have some weird shoe fetish, do you? Cause if you did, I’d be forced to steal the popcorn back to punish you for such unnatural perversions.' A oneshot profiling Kit as he attempts to discover just why Nita affects him the way she does.Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-30-07 - Complete6. Oh the Places You'll Go reviewsYou kneel down, not caring a bit if you got your ancient jeans or patched coat wet, taking care only to keep the colorful scarf your mom made you out of the snow that was beginning to gather. You could buy a new pair of jeans, you couldn't buy a new scarfYoung Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-5-07 - Complete7. Better than a Prince prompt: imagine reviews“When you were little, and you played pretend, did you ever imagine this? Did you ever think, ‘Wow, I’m not going to marry some rich good looking guy, I’m going to marry some random kid I meet by a tree and see how it goes, you know, just for kicks?Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-14-07 - Complete8. that smile of his reviewsIn which Nita prepares for a date and ponders the wonders of the universe…and her boyfriend. Because really, what better to compare a thriving romance to than a fancy shmancy skirt and a pair of slightly decrepit converse. KitNita oneshotYoung Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-15-07 - Complete9. Tis the Season to be Scary reviewsIt's Halloween and Kit's locked himself in the bathroom, never to be seen again. Follow Nita as she mocks Kit the Pansy, discusses hair curlers with afore mentioned pansy, hurries him along, and ultimately, figures out what he is. Short punshot, enjoy.Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 2-24-07 - Complete10. And So It Began » reviewsChapter eight part one finally up! “Remus, I must say, at the current time of two a.m. on this fine night, you look about as frighteningly horrible as a drunken bunny rabbit wearing a tshirt supporting world peace.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,250 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 1-7-07 - Published: 2-18-06 - James P. & Sirius B.11. The pond was evil » reviewsAfter getting transfered to another world by a pond, Aang, Katara, Sokka, and Zuko end up at Hogwarts. Now they have to help Harry find the horrcruxs. Harry PotterAvatar Crossover Finally updated!1Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,749 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 1-5-07 - Published: 3-27-0612. Death by Chocolate reviewsIn which Kit braves romantically inclined ovens, sibling induced humiliation, a brick of brownie batter that eats anything that touches it, and ultimately, a Death by Chocolate, all to give Nita the best Christmas gift he can.Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 1-2-07 - Complete13. It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas » reviewsChapter 3 up. 'Watched Filch's face turn mighty red... The Marauders get caught whilst 'Decking the Halls with Globs of Mud' and they, along with their small army of miscreants, sing their annual carol from the confines of detention. Poor McGonagall...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-14-06 - Published: 12-9-06 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete14. Tristan's Lament reviewsOnce, a very long time ago, I was a very powerful, very high ranking mage. I got all the girls at the University of Chartak, I was rich, and well, life was good. Except one thing. That one thing was named Arram Draper...' First TP fic, please review?Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-30-06 - Tortall - Complete15. Enlightenment reviewsWho would have known that a twenty dollar bet with your sister could result in you getting the girl of your adolesent dreams? Well obviously not Kit, or he would have tried a long time ago. KN OneshotYoung Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 9-28-06 - Complete16. Hiccups reviewsDo you think I would be considered insensitive if I said that she's incredibly attractive when she's angry? Probably' Nita gets the hiccups and it's Kit to the rescue. Involves hiccup cures and two people finally admitting to what we all know is true.Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 6-26-06 - Complete17. Toph's monthly little problem reviewsToph has a little problem that comes once a month. ONE SHOTAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 6-16-06 - Toph - Complete18. How to Annoy Over Enthusiastic Quidditch Captains reviewsNumber 7. Beat over enthusiastic captain over the head with a broomstick. Blame it on a bludger. Repeat.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-13-06 - Oliver W. - Complete19. The Mud Men and the goblins have mated! » reviewsAvatarArtemis Fowl crossover. Some strange people end up on Appa and Aang and friends have to help them get their friend back from Zuko.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-29-06 - Published: 3-6-06 - Zuko20. Conclusions reviewsI wonder if I would get into trouble if I super glued him to a urinal' How the famous couple got together, a LilyJames oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 5-28-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete21. Ursa's first love reviewsOkay this is about why Zuko's mom is so protective. Major spoilers.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-25-06 - Complete22. His Quilted Northern reviewsLily Evans despises James Potter. Law of nature, no? But thanks to a reluctantly enlightening conversation with Remus Lupin, Lily Evans is forced to see that James Potter, the metaphorical toilet paper on the bottom of her shoe, isn't as bad as she thoughHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-20-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete23. How Swear Toads came to be reviewsHolly finds out how swear toads came to be. It envoles two Weasley's doing something they're not supposed to be doing. one shotArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-28-06 - Holly S. & Foaly - Complete24. Save Yourself reviewsIt's a boring day at Number 12 Grummauld Place, but it gets interesting when Fred and George find out that there's alwayse been a marauder or two under their nose.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 3-24-06 - Published: 2-4-06 - George W. - Complete25. The Fight for Holly's heart Literally reviewsArtemis and Trouble have a little heart to heart conversation over who they think should date Holly.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-12-06 - Artemis F. & Trouble K. - Complete26. Bright Blue Eyes » reviewsSokka is feeling down after the North Pole. After a trip to a village things start getting better. Then get a whole lot worse.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-8-06 - Published: 2-10-06 - Sokka27. When a Stranger callls and gets a busy signal » reviewsArtemis is at home and getting some strange calls. Gasp! dun dun dunArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 2-26-06 - Published: 2-21-0628. When black meets Acorn » reviewsArtemis is having a normal day until some strange things start happening. Could it have something to do with the recent Alien sightings? Pg just to be safe. Artemis FowlMen in Black crossover.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-16-06 - Published: 2-4-06 - Artemis F. - Complete29. The Morning Tea reviewsSirius and Remus are having breakfast, Sirius doesnt like tea, he tells Remus and expects to be considerd a world hero for the action. How will Remus react at having his favorite drink bashed? a bit random, a bit funny, a good short fic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-11-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
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