Hello!

Oh well I guess since your here and all, I better tell you something about myself, eh?

Well I am the average male American youth (17-19) . Who watches anime in his spare time and will work on my Fanficion's now and then. For what "Ich werde Sie später sehen!" means scroll to the bottom...

Well I live in the The United States of America and I have many favorite animes. Some are listed below

-Evangelion

-Full Metal Alchemist

-Ghost in the shell

-Ranma 1/2

-Naruto

-Bleach

-Princess Mononoke

-Sprited away

-Any Hayao Miyazaki work

and others...

I am a BIG Sci-Fi Fan... Such as Star Wars, Star Trek (All seasons except The new Enterprise with Archer), Along with other things such as Lord of the Rings and Eragon. Also I love Quantam Physics (Not jokeing, Actullay read and OWN a book on it...)

Favorite Video Games are... Pong! Red Alert 2, Dragon Quest 8 and Civilization 3

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I am currently writing an Evafanfic entitled

"Shinji: Wake Up" Which is a Parody/Comedy/Drama/Waff and rated T(For Language and Violence)

This is about Shinji's life and lessons he can learn from unexpected places. This is my frist fanfic so don't be too harsh...

As an update on the progress of this:

Well I have finished the first chapter and the second! I am a VERY slow writer...So please don't get angry when it takes me awhile to upload a chapter.I currently have and editor on this project named L33t N1nj4 Boris who has been very helpful. So drop him a linethanking him if you like this fic...

Progress:

Chapter 5: Projected release...(dramatic music plays)...on hiatus...i got no ideas

Oh, Here is a list of people who are helping me with this:

L33t N1nj4 Boris: Editor

Draknal: Pre-reader

I couldn't have gotten this far without thier help

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Spontaneous: Why ain’t I?

This is my latest work. Rated T to cover myown backside nothing too bad. It is about a conversation Ranma and Akane have in the dojo and the importance of acting on feeling instead of thinking in some moments.

It is one-shot for now and is posted. It is a RanmaxAkane story...sorry BorisI know you detest this pairing, Thus I didn't have a pre-reader so the grammar is probablyhorrible.

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Naruto: Why do I have to hide?

Rating: T

Naruto has become the son and hier to The Kyuubi of the house of Vulpine. He is gifted with the sight of god and is on a mission to blance good and evil in the world. With the help of a certian girl with pearl like eyes...NaruHina!

Update progress: Chapter 14 has gotten to the final stages! I know you peps have been waiting awhile for this...I'll get it done by the end of january! I have not abandoned it!

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I Learned everything from the movies...

This was a work that i did when i was bored and my editior was being lazy so i wrote it. It is about How a "chick flick" changed a blonde's mind...

It is complete...

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Also Pairings I hate in Eva are: (No explanations because I don't need to explian myself!)

RxS...SxT/K...AxR

Pairings I like or think are funny:

AxS...KensukexRei...TxH

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Pairings I like in Ranma listed below

Akane/Ranma (I guess you can consider me a knight of the true finacee but not to the extreme of flaming people to get the point across)

Ryoga/Ukyo

Shampoo/Mousse

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Pairings for Naruto

Naruto/Hinata I do not budge on this! To me they are the best pair, they share a difficult past, they each inspire each other and they compensate where the other is lacking. They are opposites while still being the same...they are a paradox which I enjoy reading, writing, and watching.

Pretty much anything but Yuri/Yaoi I find this wrong...That is just my stance: in my opinion, all of the charaters seem like they would need to go extremely out of character just for this to even happen. And if you say Lee, I say he is just metro after he does do stuff for sakura...

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To let you know, IF I review you, you should feel honored because my stance is, "If I don't like it why review it?"I also consider "My Favortie-Author/Stories" a HALL OF FAME if you will. With the execption of L33t N1nj4 Boris and Cor-man ALL of the names listed have earned to right to be called "great" and have been listed among my favorites. I will sometimes put a story there for trail period IF it is still underconstruction...but if the plot/pairing/writing changes for the worst I will remove it...But I will NOT flame! Flaming is dishonorable and you should be a bigger person than to lower yourself to it...

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Okay I am going to rate the top Characters from all my favorite Anime, but no qustions! Got that!

Female Characters

1. Asuka Langley Soryu - Evangelion

2. Ranma - Female Form - Ranma 1/2

3. The Major from Ghost in the shell

4. Sango - Inuyasha

5. Kagome - Inuyasha

6.Akane - Ranma

7.Hinata - Naruto

8. Rei - Evangelion

9. All main female leads from Miyazaki's works

10. Ukyo - Ranma

Honorable Mention: Shampoo - Ranma, Winry - Fullmetal Alchemist

Best Male Characters -

1. Inuyasha

2. Ranma

3. Miroku -Inuyasha

4. Batou - Ghost in the shell

5. Togusa - Ghost in the shell

6. Ryoga - Ranma

7. Roy Mustang - Fullmetal Alchemist

8. Ed Elrich - Fullmetal Alchemist

9. Kazuma - Scr-y-ed

10. Naruto

Honorable Mentions: Aramaki -Ghost in the shell, Shinji-Evangelion, all male leads from Miyazaki's works.

Favorite quote(s): "Those who oppose me are my greatest strength"

- I Think I made it up! So it is by me!

"With great power comes great responsablity" - Uncle Ben from spiderman

"He didn't like being called crippled just likeI don't like be called stupid." -Forrest Gump (wise words)

"Magic legs! He got MAGIC LEGS!" - Forrest gump (not so wise words)

"Your friendly neighborhood spiderman" - Peter Parker

Cliff Notes version of myself

Name: You can call me "Joe"

Age: 17-19

Gender: Male

Nationality: American

Frist language: English

Second language: None (But i was forced into taking 3 years of spainish)

Job: Student/Philosopher/Slacker

Physical Discription: The average body build for an american, not too big not too small. I have a beard somtimes...

Biggest accomplishments: Honor student since 7th grade, Rode many rollercoasters, took SATs in 7th and 8th grade and actually passed them and ate raw sushi. Getting THREE WHOLE CHAPTERS DONE for my fanfic and finished two oneshots. (Lame ain't it)

Favorite things to say in a conversation:

"Uh", "Anywho", "Newfangled", "Nutbunnies" and "Cool"

Also I want to thank all who have reviewed my stories...the more reviews the faster I write...and I can't resist puppy dog eyes...

P.S. I removed my hompage so if you click it you just get sent back here ...sorry

Well i'll leave you with my favorite saying in many differnt languages...I am partial to german myself...

Ich werde Sie später sehen!

Yo le veré luego

Ik zal u later zien

Я буду до свидания

我過後會看見你

Which Means "I will see you later"