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Author has written 21 stories for Shadow of the Colossus, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kingdom Hearts, Sandman, and Read or Die. Welcome to the Realm of Hypergraphia Hypergraphia (noun): the overwhelming compulsion to write About UltimatePalmTree I am a fifteen-year-old female with an overactive imagination and hypergraphia. I also draw, but I tend to do my best stuff in school. I am an aspiring author of fantasy and fairy tales and the like and am hoping to break some clichés in the fantasy genre. (No guarantees.) For the meantime, I am writing fanfics. So, here I am now. A hypergraphic teen with two muses: Inspiration and Donovan. Since I promised to write a note ‘bout them a few stories ago, I better start off with my lovely muses. Muses Inspiration Inspiration is a pit-bull I share with another author on this site (KuroNekoNya). He showed up one day while I was working on Tamers, bit me, and refused to let go until I listened to his stupid idea. Turns out, his idea wasn’t that stupid, and so I have Inspiration as a full-time muse. Half of my crackfics are inspired by him biting me in the middle of a song I’m listening to, or wondering about something that happened in the game/book/movie/etc. Basically, Inspiration gives me a bit of an idea and then lets me take it from there. Good pit-bull, but he hurts… He’s about five months old, but looks like he’s two… The weirdest things go on inside my mind, I will swear. He was born sometime in January or February while I was working on Tamers. Don’t remember when exactly, but… Donovan My second muse looks and acts disturbingly like a product of a Greed and Dorchette love affair. I really don’t want to know his parentage, do you? Donovan just showed up one day in my math period and decided that he was gonna stick with me and Inspiration. Not ‘cause he likes me or nothin’, just because he’s a greedy little frigg who wants everything in the known world. Yup, Donovan is greedy and easily pissed. When he gets pissed at me, chairs seem to fly towards my head. He likes to hang ‘round Neko’s bar “Demon’s Heaven” and drink martinis with Xemnas. He’s the type of person who’ll point out that Xemnas’s name rearranged is ‘man sex’ and other such fun things. Just because he can. He’s also the type of person who’ll literally stand at the back of my computer chair, whip in hand and start yelling, “Write, dammit!” and applying said whip to my back… Eighteen-years-old since the ninth of May… We share the same birthday! Yay! Stories In-Progress Tamers of the Colossi Tabula Rasa Fire Wolf, Water Guardian Exit Light, Enter Night Completed Aquatic Dance A Dog for Roa Property Of Kimblee’s Twisted Transistor Insanity Murder in the Lounge Seventy-Five Munnies Hotline Opera Lessons Take Two Drawing Board Insomnia's Pet Pending Ideas The Chimera Trilogy Nightmare Carribean Blue (sequel to Aquatic Dance)(working title; may also just be called Blue) Scrapped A Prolonged Stay Searching for Sin Fourth Wall Personal Gods Ghost in the Shell Batou Togusa Fullmetal Alchemist Roa Dorchette Greed Envy Kimblee Archer Kingdom Hearts Axel Demyx Marluxia Zexion Luxord Setzer Howl’s Moving Castle Howl Petshop of Horrors Count D Leon Mirrormask Valentine Phantom of the Opera Erik Metal Gear Solid Revolver Ocelot Thief of Always Rictus Personal Goddesses Ghost in the Shell Major Fullmetal Alchemist Martel Paninya Metal Gear Solid The Boss Pairings I Support Roa/Dorchette Greed/Dorchette Greed/Kimblee Kimblee/Archer Kimblee/Martel Axel/Demyx Axel/Zexion Marluxia/Axel Batou/Togusa Demyx/Ariel Xaldin/Belle Interesting Facts My favorite movies are ‘When a Stranger Calls’, ‘Beauty and the Beast’, ‘Phantom of the Opera’, ‘Lord of the Rings’, ‘Harry Potter’, ‘Howl’s Moving Castle’, ‘Ghost in the Shell 2’ and many more you probably don’t want thrown at you… lest you get confused… My favorite bands are Metallica, Disturbed, System of a Down, Nightwish, Stratovarius, Vangelis, Peter Gabriel, Tangerine Dreams, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Efterklang, Pink Floyd, Korn, Madonna, Iron Maiden, Shinedown, Renaissance, Enya… I just love music and will listen to anything, really. ‘Specially if I’m bored. This is how the story with Kimblee came about… My fandoms are Kingdom Hearts, Fullmetal Alchemist, Shadow of the Colossus, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Black and White and Ghost in the Shell. My favorite food is bacon and chocolate chips. Yes, you read that right. I write just about anything (except pornography) and will write whenever I feel the need. Or when Inspiration comes up and bites me or when Donovan takes out the whip and points to the pen/keyboard/etc. I love wolves. As you can tell from Fire Wolf… Poor Axel-kun… I also call Greed (from FMA) one of three things: Uncle Wolf, Wolf, or the Ultimate Wolf. My beta is KuroNekoNya. I enjoy making a fool of myself in public… XD I love to draw dragons. They’re the only things I really can draw… I’ve drawn Donovan a few times, but that’s about it for my artistic ability. I’ve been writing since I was three… Ish… I love reviews! (Who doesn’t? They’re fun!) I dislike Myspace, gory horror movies, bugs (especially massive ones), people who are full of themselves, people who try and figure out everything about you and manipulate it against you, and ignorant people. I’m also very opinionated about this sort of stuff. i sometimes write only in lowercase letters, just ‘cause i get bored. I’d say tha’s ‘bout it. Although, if you wanna contact me (ask a question, help with a fanfic, just wanna talk to me for a while, etc.) you can PM me or e-mail me at ultimatepalmtree@ispwest.com. Palmy no AIM, MSN, etc. A Last Word Then I'll let the darkness cover me, deny everything. On my own... David Draiman, Disturbed, 'Darkness' | |||||||
1. Tabula Rasa » reviews[AU MULTICHAPTER CRACKFIC] Tabula Rasa. The belief one is born unknowing. Dorchette's new puppy is no exception to this statement.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,422 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 4-12-06 - Greed2. Exit Light, Enter Night » reviews[AU][AXEL.DEMYX] When Demyx's family moves into a new house and new town, there are a few things the sitar player didn't expect to see. Like a certain redhaired spirit...Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 1-14-07 - Published: 6-28-06 - Demyx & Axel3. We Are IJin reviewsWe are the IJin, the ones you should fear. We are the world's greatest minds combined into one force. [series of eight short ficlets, one for each ijin agent][OVA][IJincentric duh][possible spoilers for OVA]Read or Die - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-14-06 - Complete4. Not My Lucky Day reviewsA few seconds later, I get picked up by some huge bug and thrown off the side of a giant doomsday machine. Yep. Lucky day. I’d just love to see what a bad one looks like. [Drakecentric]Read or Die - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-13-06 - Complete5. Spontaneous Combustion reviews[CRACKFIC] Demyx has never heard of the theory of bursting into flames randomly and for no good reason...Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-19-06 - Demyx & Roxas - Complete6. Fire Wolf, Water Guardian » reviews[MULTICHAPTER CRACKFIC] Let's say you're in a predicament, and the only one around to help you out of it is Demyx. Let's just say, it was nice knowin' ya!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,673 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 5-10-06 - Axel & Demyx7. Perfection reviewsWhile you’re begging and pleading him to take you back for one last episode with Desire, he simply shrugs, says “Tough”. With that, he merely looks away from you and walks away, already on the lookout for someone else to hurt.Sandman - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-06 - Complete8. Popsicle Sticks reviews[CRACKFIC] “Bad Roxas! No ice cream for you! BAD! Already things were going well for Roxas on his summer vacation...Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-24-06 - Axel & Roxas - Complete9. Insomnia's Pet reviews[AXEL.DEMYX][Songfic 'Pet', A Perfect Circle] Insomnia has finally caught up to Demyx in the hotel in Traverse Town. But this night is different. Tonight, the boogeyman comes out to play...Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-23-06 - Axel & Demyx - Complete10. Drawing Board reviews[ROADORCHETTE SLASH]When he brought up this challenge, however, Roa simply said, “I’ll prove it. Sit right there,” He pointed to one of the bar stools. “I’ll draw you,”Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-4-06 - Complete11. Aquatic Dance reviewsHe knew water as an ally, but he also knew it as a foe. Water could manipulate, twist and thrive on both fear and wonder at the same time.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-10-06 - Axel - Complete12. Take Two reviews[CRACKFIC] When things go wrong at Beast's Castle...Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-8-06 - Sora & Axel - Complete13. Insanity reviews[CRACKFIC] Why do you suppose Kimblee went insane? Surely, you must have SOME sort of theory...Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-6-06 - Kimbley - Complete14. Opera Lessons reviews[100 PURE CRACKFIC] Guess which Organization XIII member likes to sing opera! Or something close to it...Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-25-06 - Marluxia & Axel - Complete15. Hotline reviews[CRACKFIC] “Are you sure you two want to go through with this?” It was Axel who spoke.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-23-06 - Axel & Marluxia - Complete16. SeventyFive Munnies reviews[CRACKFIC]Demyx carefully positioned the gun so it was directly in the space between his eyebrows. He winced slightly as the cold metal made contact with his skin, but knew what he had to do.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-18-06 - Axel - Complete17. Tamers of the Colossi » reviews[Possible AU][PreGame] Before Wander, there were sixteen others who came and went to the Cursed and Forbidden Lands. Not to kill them, mind you, but to tame the beasts.Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,717 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-13-06 - Published: 2-3-0618. Kimblee's Twisted Transistor reviews[CRACKFIC SONGFIC AUNESS] One of Greed's famous parties gets a little wild when a certain alchemist decides to do something that shouldn't be done in public...Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-5-06 - Greed & Kimbley - Complete19. Murder in the Lounge reviews[CRACKFIC AU] Demyx learns a new lesson... the VERY hard way...Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-5-06 - Axel & Marluxia - Complete20. Property Of reviewsWho did he really belong to? DorchetteRoa, ficletFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-12-06 - Complete21. A Dog for Roa reviewsRoa wanted a dog. Implied RoaDorchette, 100 word drabbleFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-12-06 - Complete
