7-19-09

This is Rachel here and this is also the estimated one millionth time I've edited this page. \Confetti falls in a festive manner\

Yeah, it's almost 2:30 in the morning and I am NOT tired, so I'm going to bore you to death with useless shit about me.

Uh... the basics... I'm a girl... thing. I used to get mistaken for a boy a lot in seventh grade, and it still happens every now and again. I know I look a bit like a boy, but it's still annoying.

I'm thirteen, soon to be fourteen and I'll be starting my freshman year in September O.o. Aside from Claire, I am the youngest of my friends.

I love manga. XD I read Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, DeathNote, Loveless, Legal Drug, Chobits, Bleach, No Bra, and I'm starting Ouran Highschool Host Club and Fruits Basket. I don't watch anime as much as I used to. I do not know why. I just don't.

Speaking of manga... well, anything. Manga, TV shows, Movies, Book, whatever... I seem to usually root for the bad guys, even though I know they're going to end up losing. Maybe I just feel bad for them. Or maybe I'm fucking nuts and am going to kill you all in your sleep.

I do that SUPER annoying thing where you bounce your leg unconsciously. I say this because I just realized I'm doing it. -.-

I usually blow all my money on manga or music. I try to save... but they call to me.

I get told I type fast a lot. Maybe I do. Eh. Whatever.

I'm like, obsessed with Pokémon right now. XD Seriously, it's almost ridiculous. I started playing my slightly forgotten Pearl game about a month ago and was instantly re-hooked. I actually played it through the whole night and until the sun came up. Pokémon was my first love. X3 I had an addiction when I was younger. I had the fuckin' PokéRap memorized. And now I'm writing fanfiction. Expect to NOT see it on here.

Explanation for my last statement: I write A LOT of fanfiction. I only put the good ones on here. Yeah. Those are the good ones. I'm just an awful writer, aren't I?

I say 'like', 'honestly', and 'seriously' an obscene amount of time when I talk. And sometimes when I type. I also speak like that... with the random little sentences that aren't really sentences. And I never shut the the hell up.

People think I'm dumb. XD I encourage this. It surprises people when I reveal that I actually know something. X3

I have a bit of a swearing problem. That's all I'm saying.

I have two demeanors. One is all stupid and happy and retarded and the other is angry and unpleasant and mean. They're both obnoxious. If I'm acting like neither of those I'm being shy.

When I get angry (many people think the second demeanor is me being angry. It's not. It's just how I am.) I get fucking psychotic and I can't control myself. Don't piss me off. No one but blood has seen me this way and I intend on keeping in that way. I had to restrain myself from attacking my mother. Don't piss me off. Seriously.

I don't get crushes anymore. O.o It just doesn't happen. Everyone in my school is either unacceptable or my friend. And I don't even fall for freindsanymore. Something's wrong with me.

Here's a bit of personal information. I don't like tampons. I just don't. XP

I am athletically challenged. I'm decent at tennis until I hit someone in the face, but other than that... I fail.

I eat random things while in the happy demeanor. Like... on the ground. On the wall. On people. I often get stopped before I kill myself. I'll eat like, anything that's not food. In contrast, I'm really picky when it comes to things that are meant to be eaten.

Yaoi. Slash. Shounen-ai. Whatever the hell you want to call it. I fucking love it. Seriously. I almost can't read or watch anything het any more -mostly because the girl ends up annoying the hell out of me in most cases, but that's not the point-. It's bad. I'm addicted. I write het very, very rarely. I like yuri, too but I've never written anything of the sort. I will... eventually.

Oh my goodness. I'm SO bored.

I wear knee socks almost all the time. Even when it's hot out. X3 I love them for some reason. Not sure why. I just do.

I'm REALLY pale. Even when I have a tan, I'm pale. I used to be quite tan year-round when I was younger. But then again, I went outside instead of sitting in my room with the lights off.

I'm socially awkward with people I don't know. And shy. With my friends and shit, however, I am fucking obnoxious as hell.

I'm blind as a bat without my glasses. It's bad. I can't see for shit.

I. Hate. Stereotypes. I have gotten called emo so many times I'm going to shoot someone. I've also gotten called goth. What the hell, seriously?

I'm straight edge and I plan to stay that way. However, in my dreams I usually have a cigarette in my mouth or a bottle of brandy in my hand. WTF?

Speaking of my dreams, let's talk about my dreams. I take medication for depression and ever since I've been taking it I've had really weird dreams. From my step-dad baking electric blue cupcakes in a pink apron to the badass dream with the pink, blue, and purple people in a fucking creepy haunted house to the worst case scenario of my life and other fucked up things. I love my dreams. X3

Technology hates me. I've broken about six or so computers, killed then lost an iPod, fucked up an iPod, screwed up a computer monitor, somehow broke a walkman, fried a couple CD players, broke two mouses, almost destroyed a keyboard, killed a TV, accidentally sent viruses... need I go on?

I've been doing this for nearly an hour. I should probably leave now, before my mom gets home.

Farewell people that actually read all that shit! Go get a life, now! 8D

7-26-09

Oops. Make that 27.

Good... morning! Es la media noche (or something like that... me no speak Spanish...) here in this lovely (boring ass) town. And that's what I'm here to talk to you about today. The place where I come from. Because no one ever seems to talk about where they're from... probably it's for the whole 'pedophile' issue. But... XP

Anyways... my home town...

Basically, it sucks.

Its name? Winona. Its state? Minnesota. South eastern, to be exact.

It just fails. XD I don't know if anyone has come across the 'You know you're from Winona if...' thing that's around on this interweb somewhere... but... yeah. It pretty much covers it. It used to have a big ol' red light district and there are more bars than churches. Isn't it a grand place?

So... it's filled with college kids and old people. We can has colleges. There's two. As for the old people... I don't know why there are so many...

And people here are cheap. If you hear someone ask to buy a car for a a few nickels, a button, some pocket lint, and a gumball... you're in Winona.

We have a so called 'fair' every June called 'Steamboat Days'. Apparently, there used to be a lot of steamboats around here (we're right on the Mississippi). And the fair just sucks. X3 There's like, nothing good to do there. Except eat... if you're a millionaire. And we have fireworks then. More than the Fourth of July. This is one... patriotic place...

I'm not even going to talk about Cotter... 'cause they suck. XPStupidprivate school kids...

There's. No. Restraunts. Here. We have like, a zillion fast food places. And as much as I like Subway (because I think we have four of those. Seriously. There's like, 20,000 people here. How many Subways do you need?!)... it makes me angry. Even though I could live off those fuckin' pizzas. Dammit. Now I'm hungry.

\Happily eating Frosted Flakes 8D\

...That's all I can really say about this place... aside from our... 'landmark'.

We have a big ass rock (I think it's sand stone... not totally sure...) on top of a bluff. It's called Sugar Loaf. Why? I have NO fucking clue. And I just checked Wikipedia. Apparently it's lime stone. If for some reason you want the article... go find it yourself. XP

Alright. Now I'm going to get raped by pedophiles. What should I talk about next?

How about I then get killed for my religious views?

I don't believe in 'God' or any of those higher powers. I believe... in science.

This here is the first time I'm being outward with this. So... let me state why I feel this way.

I don't see the logic behind it. Proof... anyone? And no. Finding the Virgin Mary in your toast doesn't count. Anyway, as I was going to say... if God created everything... where the hell did he come from? When did time start? And if he's there, why the hell is he letting the world get fucked? And watching his 'children' kill each other? Seriously. -.-

I also don't like how they're like... 'God loves you!'. Unless you're happy, have self esteem, use his name in vain, are lazy, are stupid, don't like people, are a psycho path, have sex, shoplift, lie, cheat, commit a tiny sin, are gay, make a mistake, or are not all around perfect and devot your life to the church. So what they're saying is... God fuckin' hates everyone.

Just so you know, if you believe in God, I'm not trying to trash your views. I'm just being realistic here.

Now. What I really hate... is when people get MAD because you don't believe in God or you have a certain religion. FUCK OFF! Let people have their own beliefs! I really have no problem with people that believe in God. Or Allah. Or Buddha. Or Ngai. Or Tabaldak. Or Brahman. Or all those Shinto gods and godesses. OR WHATEVER! Jeez. Stop trying to shove your religious view at people. And people that have a religion and don't do that... I salute you.

Go ahead and e-mail me angrily. I don't check my e-mail anyways.

8D

7-29-09

Ah, today is/was my fourteenth birthday. :3

That's it. Just thought I'd tell you that. I don't feel so young and out of place now. X3

9-7-09

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL! D8

Yeah. I start school tomorrow. ...My first year of highschool. Whoop-de-fucking-doo.

Yeah.

That's it. D8

9-13-09

My Pokémon obsession continues.

Something I never realized until recently... (And by recently I mean like, a half hour ago)

Bouldershipping is hot. XD

No. I'm serious. Why are there not more fans of it? XD Pokéshipping aside, it's the damn most canon pairing in the whole friggen series. Bros before hoes. XD /Chucks May and Dawn off a cliff and slowly pushes Misty away/ (I like Misty. Screw you. XP)

And just incase you're not totally clear on Pokémon shippings... Bouldershipping = BrockxAsh. Dun shoot.

So... yeah. That's becoming my new current fangirly obsession.

\SHOT!\