GhostOfBambi

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since	: 02-02-06, id: 982843, Profile Updated: 05-01-09
country	: Ireland
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Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter.

~ I am female. I am short. I am twenty-one years old. I have ridiculously tiny hands and feet. I am in possession of a pair of green eyes and red hair that is getting far too long at the moment. I like to pretend that I'm Lily Evans, both on rpgs and in real life, and I sort of delude myself into thinking I look like her. I really don't, see for yourself here. I'm also in love with James Potter, for reals.

~ I have a massive crush on the little known Canadian actor Kristopher Turner because he looks EXACTLY LIKE JAMES POTTER. Or at least, he used to. Here's a photo of him if you don't believe me. Nom nom nom. I fan-emailed him and he emailed me back. Several times. We talked about grandmothers who play curling and mental filters, and it was true love. Obviously.

~ I love many, many things. In no particular order: Harry Potter, Pushing Daisies, Doctor Who, WWE Wrestling, Ally McBeal, Skins, Arrested Development, Darla Baker (allow me to say this about Darla Baker, being the heterosexual woman I am: nom nom nom), tea, the Barenaked Ladies, making friends online, teddy bears, bread (even though I'm not allowed to have it), red hair and all those who are in possession of it ( vainly include myself in this category), my brothers, Flight of the Conchords, Karl Pilkington, mocking the Twilight series, hugging people I love, having far too many keyrings, baking nice things, Cheers, and many other things that I can't think of right now. Eh, I'm lazy. I enjoy being lazy. I guess you could add that to the list.

~ I am currently in the process of rewriting many of the stories that I have posted up on here in the past, and the only reason why I haven't deleted them yet is because I am rather vain and like having the ability to gaze upon my reviews whenever it strikes my fancy. Some time in the future I will overcome my alarming tendency to procrastinate and simply save the reviews on my computer. I might do it now, actually. In the meantime, I may just let you all know that these following fics (Underhanded, Memories, and The enjoyable experience that is passing notes) are utterly terrible and I have condemned them to the fiery depths of hell. Don't read them. At least, not until I have rewritten them to suit my ever critical eye. Underhanded is currently undergoing the first rewrite, and I'll be renaming it, too.

~ As some of you may know, I have co-written a few humour L/J fics with my best friend cgner, and they are archived at our joint account, Rude Gus. Among them you will find Haggis From Algernon, a story which seems to have achieved an odd sort of infamy at this point. Only a few months ago I came across a girl in college who has read it, which is a bit weird because I live in the arse-end of nowhere in Ireland, and I spent a considerable amount of time lamenting the fact that I live in a country that seems to remain ignorant to the fandom. Ho hum. In any case, I like it better than anything else I have ever worked on, and my best friend happens to write the most wonderfully hapless, brilliant, impossible James you could ever wish for. An interesting side note concerning Haggis, and for all you Terry Heaney fans, he is actually based on a real person of the same name who grew up down the road from me and used to follow me around asking me what size feet I had. Once he sat next to me, handed me his CD Walkman and told me I could listen to his Stevie Wonder LP if I wanted. It was rather bizarre, to say the least. Karl is also based on a real person, but most of you probably know of Karl Pilkington anyway.

~ I told Zayz that I'd put up a link to UR for her to see her Hourglass nomination (by the way, if you haven't read any of her stuff, get on it now, because she's honestly the best L/J writer on this site and she singlehandedly restored my faith in the pairing, so I have a lot to thank her for) and here it is: UR. Zayz, love, you're brilliant and I sincerely hope you win it!

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1. The Potions Missile Crisis reviews
As if Slughorn wasn't bad enough already, now you'll never be able to see him again without spontaneously combusting from shame.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 4-28-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

2. The Intoxication of the Shrew reviews
This is just the kind of thing that happens when life decides to punish you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 4-26-09 - James P. & Lily Evans P.

3. Discomfort Food reviews
Because really, he wasn't fooling anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 8-12-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete

4. Comfort Food reviews
Because really, denial is pretty hungry work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 8-12-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

5. The Girl in the Looking Glass » reviews
AU. Edwardian Era. Lily Evans is a fiery young woman whose spirit is being destroyed by her arranged marriage and her domineering family. James Potter has never met her, but he's about to change her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 430 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 4-15-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P.

6. Letters » reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her sister and her obese boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,426 - Reviews: 387 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 3-28-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P.

7. Totally Hawt Potter Love » reviews
Parody fic: Lily is a tortured soul, hiding behind a mask of ANGST! James is the Hogwarts school player. Sirius is giddy, Peter's not there, and Remus likes to read! Find out more in this thrilling tale! Again, it's a PARODY! Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-20-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P.

8. For British Hair Only reviews
A lot of dialogue, a lot of nonsense, and some semblance of a plot, as our hero James Potter sets out on a rough road of painful humiliation. Reeks slightly of Pushing Daisies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-7-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete

9. Inability to Act » reviews
For anyone who wishes that they’d done it differently. For everyone who wishes that they’d said something when they had the chance. For the person who took a giant risk and the people who were too afraid to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,946 - Reviews: 82 - Published: 2-11-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

10. Peeping Tom reviews
In which James is a naughty puppy and Voldemort wants a power breakfast. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-23-07 - Voldemort & James P. - Complete

11. More Than Grass reviews
James Potter knows he likes Lily Evans, but the fact of the matter remains that she is in firm denial of her own feelings, especially when they concern a certain habit of his. Coauthored piece. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 77 - Published: 8-16-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete

12. Memories reviews
We do not know the true value of our moments until they have undergone the test of memory... LilyJames... oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,463 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 8-11-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

13. The enjoyable experience that is passing notes reviews
Notes passed between our favorite couple in a Transfiguration classroom. In which James does naughty things and Lily wants something strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 263 - Published: 6-12-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete

14. Underhanded reviews
Sometimes, people will go much too far to get a kiss... Oneshot LJ please review......
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 200 - Published: 3-11-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete