Hey everybody! Well, after having the same name for 5 years I've decided to change it. And...well that's it, I guess. Yeah.

Warning: The contents of this profile may shock, disturb, and just plain confuse you and may make your head spontaneously combust. Read at your own risk and please no lawsuits. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Fandoms:(Anime): Naruto, Inuyasha, Absolute Boyfriend, Death Note, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ranma 1/2, Tokyo Mew Mew, Spirited Away, Castle In The Sky, Howl's Moving Castle, Nausicca and The Valley of the Wind, Kiki's Delivery Service, One Piece, Ouran High School Host Club, DearS, Zatch Bell, The Cat Returns, Code Lyoko, Gurren Lagann, Now and Then; Here and There, Nui!, Elfen Lied, Saikano, Little Nemo, Perfect Girl Evolution, FLCL, School Days, Pig Bride, Mark of the Succubus, Nightmares and Fairy Tales, Alice 19th.

(Movies): Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, MirrorMask, Sweeny Todd, IT, Rose Red, Lion King, The Goonies, Harry Potter Series, Narnia Series, I Am Legend, Darkness Falls, Pirates of the Carribbean Series, Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Transformers 2007, Juno, Alien Series, Jumanji, The Little Princess, Armageddon, Dreamcatcher, Star Wars Series, Big Daddy, Mister Deeds, Men In Black, Happy Madison, Mrs. Doubtfire, Beauty and the Beast, Highlander: The Source, House of 1000 Corpses, Stand By Me, Angels in the Outfield, Kung Fu Panda, Hellboy, The Dark Knight, Three Caballeros, Casper, Madagascar, The Shining, Army of Darkness, Gran Torino, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Troll in Central Park, Freddie as F.R.O.7., Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

(Cartoons): Duck Dodgers, TMNT, Xiaolin Showdown, Gargoyles, Looney Tunes, Teen Titans, Tom and Jerry, Simpsons, King of the Hill, Transformers Animated, Invader Zim, Animaniacs, DuckTales, Ed Edd n Eddy, Chowder, House of Mouse, Darkwing Duck, Batman: The Animated Series, Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Powerpuff Girls, Mighty Ducks, Smurfs, Bonkers.

(TV Shows): Roseanne, Fresh Prince of Belair, Ghose Hunters, Twlight Zone, Outer Limts, Tin Man, House, Malcom in the Middle, MASH, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Scare Tactics, Scariest Places on Earth, Home Improvement, The Bernie Mack Show, Chae, Estate of Panic, George Lopez, Dinosaurs.

(Books): Peter Pan, Grimm Brothers, Eragon, Year's Best Collection of Fantasy and Horror, C.J. Lewis Works, Twilight Series, R.L. Stine's works, Stephen King's works, Nightworld series, Edgar Allen Poe's Works, Alice in Wonderland, Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Favorite Characters (in favorite order)

-Hiei, Kuwabara, Jin Yu Yu Hakusho

-Sesshomaru, Shippo Inuyasha

-Rock Lee, Maito Gai, Kakashi, Gaara, Hinata Naruto

-Night, Soushi Absolute Boyfriend

-Near, L, Mello, Matt, Matsuda Death Note

-Ryoga, Akane, Ranma Ranma 1/2

-Retatsu, Purin, Zakuro, Ichigo Tokyo Mew Mew

-Luffy, Zoro, Franky, Brooke, Ace One Piece

-Nekozawa, Mori, Kyoya, Kasanoda, Haruhi, Ranka Ouran High School Host Club

-Brago, Zatch, Kiyo Zatch Bell

-Odd, Aelita, Yumi Code Lyoko

-Kamina, Yoko, Simon Gurren Lagann

-LaLa Ru, Sara, Shu Now and Then; Here and There

-Ren, Io, Takeya DearS

-Purple, Kaya, Shinri Nui!

-Commander X-2, Cadet, Dodgers, Martian Queen Duck Dodgers

-Raph, Mikey, Donnie, Leo, Splinter TMNT

-Brooklyn, Lexington, Demona, Elisa, Griff Gargoyles

-Marvin the Martian, Bugs Bunny, Tweety, Foghorn Leghorn Looney Tunes

-Cybrog, Raven, Beastboy, Starfire Teen Titans

-Bumblebee, Prowl, Sari, Jazz Transformers Animated

-Zim, Red, Gir, Purple, Gaz, Dib Invader Zim

-Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Goodfeathers Animaniacs

-Chise, Shuji Saikano

-Jose Carioca, Panchito, Donald Three Caballeros

-Nyu, Mayu, Nana Elfen Lied

-Po, Shifu, Mantis, Viper Kung Fu Panda

-Launchpad, Scrooge, Webby Ducktales

-Launchpad, Bushroot, Gosalyn, Drake Darkwing Duck

-Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Batman, Joker Batman: The Animated Series

-Annabelle Nightmares and Fairy Tales

I am a Christian

I am a big sister and a daughter

I love my friends and family

But I don't always love myself

I am different/weird/unique/strange/odd/crazy/lost/confused/lonely

I let my imagination soar and take over me

Because sometimes I can't handle the real world

I am sensitive and passive-aggressive

I have so much to give

But so few to give to

I am a virgin

And will be until my wedding night

I love my father

But I don't like him

I have a half-brother

That I have never met

I believe everything happens for a reason

Though sometimes I don't understand the reason

Every time I watch E.T. ; I cry

I had a dream about the Rapture

I love the rain

Because it washes everything away

I don't fear death

But rather what happens afterward

I am a teenager in a world that is destroying itself

And wants the one thing that all human beings want sometime in their life

To be loved.

Labels. The one thing that defines who you are in the hell that is high school. Prep, jock, cheerleader, geek, loner, goth, punk, emo, skater, nerd, goody-two-shoes, queen bee, fag, lebsian, gay, bi, freak, slut, nobody, pimp, player, drama queen/king, teacher's pet, wanna-be gangster, rebel, bad boy/girl, druggie, loser. These are the typical stereotypes that have made up the high school world for generations, leading back to when the first school was established. And the status quoue. Oh my god the status quoue. If you look above you can see it listed as one of the many things I hate. This...this stupid unwritten law is what ruins high school for a lot of people. The almight sacred quoue states that people can only be friends/seen with/date/associate themselves with/and be acquainted with the people in their status. And you know what? It's a load of bullshit. Why can't people be friends with other people; so what if they're different from you? The more diversity the better I say. But you see if people do try to reach out to other people they are shunned by all the other groups because of it. Why? The status quoue. I'll say it again: its stupid. Why should be let some unwritten law that doesn't even make any sense rule our high school social life? I'll tell you why: people today are narrow-minded and are shallow. It is in human nature for us to reject and fear what we do not understand but come on people this is ridiculous! If the pioneers hadn't met the Indians they would never have learned some of the important survival skills they needed to live! Same goes for the explorers and all the other regions they visited. They all wouldn't have learned and seen all the things they did and wouldn't have brought them to other countries if they go and reach out to them. So hear me out people when I say this: Don't be afraid to talk to other people. It's ok, though sometimes you won't always get the response you want, at least you tried; and you can always try again. Don't let an unwritten code ruin your high school life. As for me, the status quoue would label me as a goth/punk/freak/nerd. And you know what? One of my best friends is the one of the prettiest, most popular girls in our school. Me I'm just the gothic nobody. We dress completely opposite of each other and we are different in many ways but we are also alike in so many ways. Another one of my friends is in the drama club, another has his own rock band, one's an artist, another's an 'emo'. My friends and I don't give a rat's ass about labels and never let it stop us from forming a friendship with eachother. And let's face it: with all the differences in each other, it's never a dull moment. So please, please trust me when I say, the next time you see that kid who sits by themself during lunch, go over and say hi. You just might find a diamond in the rough.

If you agree with this copy and paste it in your profile

A birth certificate shows that we were born; a death certificate
shows that we died; pictures show that we lived!

Have a seat . . . Relax. And read this slowly.

I believe - That just because two people argue, it
doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because
they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.

I believe - That we don't have to change friends if
we understand that friends change.

I believe - That no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I believe - That true friendship continues to grow, even
over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.

I believe - That you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.

I believe - That it's taking me a long time to become
the person I want to be.

I believe - That you should always leave loved ones
with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I believe - That you can keep going long after you think
you can't.

I believe - That we are responsible for what we do, no
matter how we feel.

I believe - That either you control your attitude or it
controls you.

I believe - That heroes are the people who do what has to
be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I believe - That money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I believe - That sometimes the people you expect to
kick you when you're down will be the ones to help you get back up.

I believe - That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry,
but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I believe - That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them
and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

I believe - That it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others.
Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I believe - That no matter how bad your heart is broken,
the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I believe - That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are,
but we are responsible for who we become.

I believe - Two people can look at the exact same thing
and see something totally different.

I believe - That your life can be changed in a matter
of hours by people who don't even know you.

I believe - That even when you think you have no more to
give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to
help.

I believe - That credentials on the wall do not make
you a decent Human being.

I believe - That the people you care about most in
life are taken from you too soon.

The happiest people don't necessarily have the
best of everything; they just make the best of
everything they have.

Copy and Paste this if You also Believe.

Disorder in the American Courts

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word,
taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually
taking place.
_

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
_ _

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
_

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid
_

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
_

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
_

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
_

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
_

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
_

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

I saw this on another profile and thought it would be fun so here goes:

Step 1.
Put your ipod/music player on shuffle

Step 2.
For every question you must press the next button to get your answer

Step 3.
You have to write that song down as your answer no matter how weird it sounds

What is my biggest secret? - "Angels" Within Temptation (hmmm...perhaps)

Will I get married? - "If Everyone Cared" Nickelback (um I'll take that as a yes ^_^)

What I dream of: "Stop and Stare" OneRepublic (uh...)

What people think of me: "Missundaztood" P!nk (I could see that)

What my friends think of me: "Untitled" Simple Plan (I'm not so sure D:)

What my parents think of me: "Fully Alive" Flyleaf (hmm maybe)

What complete strangers think of me: "Crazy Train" Ozzy Osbourne (that is quite possible :D)

What I think of my siblings: "Ready, Set, Go!" Tokio Hotel (umm kinda O.o)

What my siblings think of me: "Little Things" Good Charlotte (wrong question, right answer)

How I feel about coffee: "Home" Three Days Grace (Umm I don't like coffee but not to this level O.O;)

How my mom feels about my computer: "The Little Things Give You Away" Linkin Park (Um no.)

What makes me blush: "Crystal Ball" P!nk (it doesn't make me blush but it's a good song)

What song I will dance to on my wedding: "American Idiot" Green Day (I think this would actually be kinda cool XD)

What song they will play at my funeral: "Dead" My Chemical Romance (how appropriate yet sad)

My life story: "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" Green Day (appropriate. very.)

What I wish for the most: "I'm So Sick" Flyleaf (kinda)

What I dread the most: "Abnegation" In Flames (O.O)

The way I see the world: "Weight of the World" Evanescence (positively absolutely)

The way I live each day: "Cancer" My Chemical Romance (sometimes U.U)

What I will think on the morn of my wedding anniversary: "Naked" Avril Lavigne (Wow...that's actually pretty cool)

What my future husband will think when he sees me for the first time: "Strawberry Gashes" Jack Off Jill (oh man he's gonna think I'm emo T.T)

Who I am inside: "One" Simple Plan (Wow that's...pretty accurate)

When I laugh, I think: "Get Out Alive" Three Days Grace (that's kinda...morbid O.O)

When I cry, I think: "Hotel California" Eagles (...no)

When I trip, I yell: "No Love" Simple Plan (...wtf?)

Will I ever have children? - "Wasteland" 10 Years (-sobs-)

My theme song: "The Sharpest Lives" My Chemical Romance (hmm yes and no)

What other people think my theme song is: "Pain" Three Days Grace (WTH?!?)

What I can do to help others: "It's Been Awhile" Staind (???)

How I can help myself: "The Rose" Westlife (...ok I kinda get the message)

How I will die: "Runaway" Avril Lavigne (...ok now I'm confused)

Quotable Quotes that are worth Quoting and now shall be Quoted:

"Scuba Steve! DAMN YOU!" Big Daddy

"You shit yourself? Me too." 50 First Dates

"I'm a bird! I can FLY!" Me when I'm hyper

"I hate Mondays." Many people say this and I'm one of them

"Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Me doing my evil laugh

"AAAHHH! That color! It's hideous! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!" Me talking about the evil colour that is pink

"Wake me up when everyone is dead." Me on a bad morning

"You sick freak!" Me

"I'm on top of the WORLD!" Me after I hiked up a mountain

"Am I dead yet?" Me

"D'oh!" Simpsons

"Honey pick up your backpack or I will kill you."

"Is that a promise?"

"Yes." Me and my mom

"Well in the words of Porky Pig: P-p-p-p-p-p-piss off." Mrs. Doubtfire

"Women RULE Dirtbag!" Roseanne

"Use me and I'll set ya on fire bastard." Roseanne

"BINGO!" Botan

"You guys act like you've never seen money."

"Yeah we've seen it but the bank kept complaining about our noseprints on the glass." Roseanne and Darlene

"Ladies are my toys. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go." DJ

"What's wrong with this family?"

"Your father and I are really brothers." Roseanne and Darlene

"Conners have never turned down a job. Never. Its like watching a drowning person not flip off a lifeguard." Roseanne

"You are evil. Finally the evil little man in your head beat up the good little man and threw him out the earhole."

"Evil little WOMAN Dan. Evil little woman." Roseanne and Dan

"Now I just need to create a lawyer and an union plumber and I will rule the world!" Roseanne

"God must love stupid people. He made so many." A lot of people say this

"You didn't have many friends when you were younger did you?"

"Sure I did; they all were just invisible and lived inside my head. And they told me to set things on fire." Me and some random dude

"My friend is a little insane right now but ya know; they'll get over it." One of my friends talking about me

"Smile a lot. It scares people." Sure does xD

"You're still alive?" Me

"Don't worry. The people in the white jackets with the really strong seditaves will be here soon." Me again

"It must be nice living in 'Never Never Land' maybe I'll visit you when I need a break from reality." Grumpier Old Men

"Hey Runs Flats." My cousin calls me this all the time

"I have just kidnapped me. Give me 1,000,000,000 dollars or you'll never see me again." a t-shirt i saw

"Fat people are harder to kidnap." My cousin's t-shirt

"If you don't like my attitude then don't read my t-shirts." another t-shirt

"Hey Twinkle Toes!" Toph

"What's the difference between Diet Coke and regular Coke?"

"The diet." me and my cousin discussing Coke

"I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?" Another T-shirt

"He is very good looking and I did not see a ring."

"Careful Jackie, he might see your dorsel fin moving through the water." Jackie and Roseanne

"I will call him Squishy and he will be mine. He is my Squishy." Finding Nemo

"Baggy Diaper Boy go home to Momma." Raising Helen

"I'm gonna go find a corner to go cry in now..." Me when i'm disturbed

"Believe it or not honey but I used to be sane." My mom

"Chris stop talking to the voices inside your head they're not real." Me telling off my uncle xD

"What the shell?!" Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"I'm wearing a dress, I have gel in my hair, I've been up all night, I'm starved, and I'm armed; don't mess with me." Miss Congeniality

"I may not be smarter than a 5th grader but I'm sure richer than one!" Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader.

"With all due respect and honor; I would not be at all saddened if you and your father went to hell." King of the Hill

"You cannot defeat me! I'm freakin' pink!" My friend Patrick when we were playing this video game (whos name escapes me) and he was playing as Kirby _

"I love you giant inflated pumpkin!!" Me and my friends during Halloween and we saw this giant pumpkin. It was hardcore xDDD

"Oh my god. I haven't seen a walk like that since Jurassic Park." Miss Congeniality

"I am saying that she will have nothing to do other than convert oxygen into carbon dioxide." Miss Congeniality

"Floating babies, dead people, it's all good. That's how we roll." My friend Steve...it's an inside joke xDD

"Claw your eyes out with that visual yeah!" My teacher (inside joke)

"I do not have a panic disorder; I just have a strong love for living. There's a difference!" My mom says this when i drive

"Aww...shit..." I say this often...

"Darn bushes yelling at me again." Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

"How dare I be born?! How dare YOU not use a condom!!" An arguement between my mom and I...yes I know we're weird.

"He who opens the door, shall have his feet stomped so says the pork." My mother being crazy.

"The white demon cometh." My mom talking about my cat ;

"You're full of all kinds of shit." Me

"Damn women! Who the hell do they think they are?!"

"We're sugar and spice...so bite me." Roseanne and Dan

‎" 'Caaaaaaiiim! You can inhale aaaaaair and process
it with a straaaaange mechanism known as luuuuuuungs! With this
daaaaaark proceeeeesssssss you can perform the aaaaaaancient rite known
as breeeeaaaathing!'” A funny quote from a game a friend likes to play that's called Drakengard idk but it made me laugh xD

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', TitanRavenFreak, Bewarethedarkness, Demonchild99, randomlass, FeatherGirl13

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too then copy and paste this in your profile.

~Wow you read all that stuff? You must be bored.~