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Author has written 25 stories for South Park. About me: I am a fourth-year undergraduate currently finishing my BA in English/Language Arts. I write short fiction, drama, and poetry, and have contributed several works to my university's biannual literary journal. My ambition is to become an English teacher, and possibly, a university professor. I reside in the southeastern United States, where I am currently on hiatus from fanfiction writing. UPDATE: I am now on Facebook, but under a different email address than the one I use here. Send me a PM if you want to be friends. I love getting to know people from FF via Facebook :) Drop me a line if you have any questions or comments. TEP | |||||||||||
1. Miles Away from Home reviewsStan has something he needs to tell Kyle, something that might change both of their lives forever. Little does he know Kyle has something important to say, as well. Rated T for language and thematic elements. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-2-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete2. The Emotional Fermentation Experiment » reviewsThe summer following high school graduation, twelve seniors compete in a Big Brother type reality show, hosted by none other than Big Gay Al, for the chance to win 100,000 dollars. Rated T for language, drug use, and sexuality. Enjoy! Complete!South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,814 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 6-28-07 - Complete3. Soiree for All reviewsAt a New Year's Eve party, everyone has a hidden agenda in trying to get someone else in bed before the night's over. The pairings are numerous, and the results are quite amusing. Rated T for language, drug use, and sexuality. Happy New Year! Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-29-07 - Complete4. Clyde's Sexual Identity Crisis reviewsThis companion story to THE CLYDE FROG ENIGMA deals with Clyde questioning his sexuality and his identity, professing a complicated dream to his school counselor. Rated T for thematic elements. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-18-07 - Clyde D. & Mr. Mackey - Complete5. Four Festivities reviewsKyle experiences the ups and downs of a plethora of holidays, as he makes his way through four short tales of winter festivities, ultimately leading to him and Stan finding their own special way to celebrate. Rated T for language. Happy holidays! Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-17-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete6. Workplace Ennui reviewsThis companion story to A NEW USE FOR MASSAGE CHAIRS chronicles one of Kyle's less than wonderful shifts at his boring retail job. Things become interesting, though, when somone from Kyle's past becomes his new coworker. Rated T for language. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-12-07 - Complete7. The Halls Have Ears » reviewsIt's the last week of their freshman year of high school. Plans are formed, relationships are tested, and promises are made in these diverse, intersecting tales of teen life. Rated T for language and thematic elements. Enjoy! Complete!South Park - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,599 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-21-07 - Published: 7-17-07 - Complete8. Lifestyles of the Dead and Famous » reviewsWho will die in South Park today? Suspicions arise and characters try to stay alive in this tale of the various people that compose the innerworkings of assorted television shows and pornographic films. Rated T for language. Enjoy! Complete!South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,860 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 9-4-07 - Complete9. I'm Thinkin' Flarby's reviewsStan and Kyle, needing to satisfy their hunger, decide to eat dinner at a nearby fast food eating establishment. Many amusing things occur while they try to eat, and this story humorously documents these occurrences. Rated T for language. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-10-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete10. Bad News reviewsThrough music, Stan tries to illustrate to his boyfriend that you can't always be the best at everything. Rated T for language. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-6-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete11. Second Generation Style reviewsStan and Kyle are adults, and each has been left with a son to raise after their marriages end. It seems that fathers and sons may have more in common than anyone could have ever imagined. Rated T for some language and thematic elements. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-4-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete12. Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses? reviewsThis tale of the give and take relationship of Tweek and Craig is certainly not for the faint of heart, but it is extremely powerful. It's a story of love, of abuse, of passion, of agony. Rated M for language and very intense thematic elements. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-3-07 - Tweek T. & Craig T. - Complete13. Little Mister Snowflake reviewsAfter attempting suicide, Stan is taken under the wings of Kyle and Wendy, and their unique extended family, which includes Stan's disabled father, a very troubled Ike, and Kyle and Wendy's energetic son. Rated T for language and thematic elements. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-3-07 - Complete14. A Walk in the Park reviewsMany interesting things are discovered as the complicated lives of Kyle, Stan, Wendy, Bebe, and Kenny are examined in this tale that watches the five of them encounter one another walking through the park. Rated T for language and thematic elments. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-1-07 - Complete15. Fly reviewsThis is a songfic, based on the title song by Nick Drake, about the difficulties in the friendship between Stan and Kyle, and what must be done to resolve their relationship. Rated T for language. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete16. Chance Encounters » reviewsCharacters and storylines weave and overlap in these sometimes funny, sometimes sad, sometimes strange tales of the relationships we form with other people. Rated T for language and thematic elements. Enjoy! Complete!South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,002 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-26-07 - Complete17. The Clyde Frog Enigma reviewsMr. Mackey interrogates Eric about some of his behaviors that suggest a possible attraction to one of his classmates. Rated T for language. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-22-07 - Complete18. A New Use for Massage Chairs reviewsKyle receives a surprise visit from Stan while he's alone at work, leading to the kinky exploration of some of the products in Kyle's store. Rated T for langauge and sexual situations. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-10-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete19. The South Park Players present The Big Chill reviewsSpend some time with a few good friends in this second installment in a series of fanfics in which the cast of South Park will perform their interpretation of various films. Rated T for thematic elements, drug use, language, and sexuality. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,658 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-07 - Complete20. The South Park Players present Reservoir Dogs reviewsThis is the first in a series of fanfics in which the cast of South Park will perform their interpretation of various films. In this one, it is Reservoir Dogs. Rated M for strong, graphic language and some violent incidents. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-1-07 - Complete21. Coded Conversation reviewsKyle and Stan have a conversation in code, so that Ike will not know what is being said. It pertains to the types of innapropriate photos that Kyle looks up online. Based on true events. Rated T for language. Enjoy! [Edited to meet site regulations.]South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-25-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete22. Crash into Me reviewsThis is a songfic I adapted from the title song by Dave Matthews Band, in which Stan and Kyle celebrate their five year anniversary with a little kink. Rated T for sexual situations and language. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-15-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete23. Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games reviewsKyle tries to add a little flavor to his relationship with Stan, but Stan finds his methods to be a bit...strange, to say the least. Slightly based on the title song by Of Montreal. Rated T for mild language. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-11-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete24. You Love Me reviewsThis is a fanfic adapted from the title song by DeVotchKa about the rocky relationship of Tweek and Craig. Rated T for mild thematic elments. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-1-07 - Tweek T. & Craig T. - Complete25. Graveyard Shift reviewsKenny and Butters only have until sunrise to bury the large mass in the back of the truck. As the night winds on, Kenny reflects on the events leading up to this night. Rated T for strong thematic elements, language, and some disturbing incidents. Enjoy!South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-28-07 - Kenny M. & Butters S. - Complete
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