| Jaded Baby Blues |
Author has written 14 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, Peacemaker Kurogane, Yu Yu Hakusho, MÄR, Kill Bill, Naruto, Fairy Tail, and Bleach. Okay, now I'm officially in university. I was in pre-degree TESL (Teaching English as a Second Language) but now I'm doing my degree in English for Professional Communication. I just love the English language but my mother tongue's Malay cuz' I am Malaysian. Have been doing pretty good for my first year in TESL and I hope I get to maintain the good results I got for this new course. It's been pretty hectic my classes and stuff. I'm dead beat whenever I get back to my room. Too exhausted to update fanfiction...Sorry to all of my readers. I know it's freakin' mean but I swear I won't abandon everything I wrote. One of these days I'll try my best to update everything but it's safe to say that most of my in-progress fics are on hiatus of some sorts. If I would write then it would most probably be one-shots. Please forgive me! >. Hm, I like yaoi now. I think it's really cute. Of course most of it will never happen in the real anime or manga...But I still like it. Still I prefer het pairings. Suddenly, have lost interest in reading yaoi or slash...I get urges of reading yaoi every now and then. I've also fallen head over heeeeels in love with Naruto the manga. I only saw 1 episode of the anime but I've gotten deeper into the manga. I did think that the one episode was awesome! I'm into Hyuuga incest as well. Who gives a shit if Neji and Hinata are cousins? I don't! I mean, come on people! It's just an anime! Anime characters aren't real for god's sakes! Neji suits Hinata too cause, well, let's face it. First, Neji abuses her and later he develops a huge crush on her and than they get married and have plenty of Hyuuga babies every where! Tada! Cutest pairing ever! Still don't agree with me, then you mind your own (bleep) business! One man's meat is another's poison. I like watching a lot of animes. I have crushes on a lot of people, animes and actors, etc,etc. I'm Malaysian and so English is not my first language. But I still think my English is pretty good. Yikes! Prasannya ko ni Jeilah! Jangan over sudah ler...HIDUP MALAYSIA!! I don't review everything I read. I'm sorry...Sometimes it's only coz the stories themselves are just too dreadful! Too many grammar mistakes, OOC-ness, Mary-Sues, etc, etc...They make me want to throw up and I find that if I try to review such stories, I will only end up flaming the authors and I don't flame...Natch! My name is chosen from Aerosmith's song called Jaded. Amongst the lyrics the words 'My my baby blues' were repeated and thus my nick name is chosen. Name: Nur Jalilah. Age: 17 (soon gonna be 18 by the 5th Feb) Gender: Female. Duh! Weight: Oh, yeeeeaah! Like I'm gonna tell you that! Height: The exact same thing I said at weight. Hair color: Ebony. Eye color: Dark...err...Black, I guess? Fav. anime: Ruruouni Kenshin, MAR, Eyeshield 21, RAVE, One Piece, Yu Yu Hakusho, Bleach, Naruto, Ranma1/2, Fruits Basket, Tenjho Tenge, Yakitake Japan, Peacemaker Kurogane, Vandread, etc, etc. Fav.characters:Deidara, Hidan, Itachi Uchiha, Nanashi, Hyuuga Neji, Kakashi Hatake, Naruto, Dorothy, Aya Natsume, Shin Natsume, Takayanagi Masataka, Sanosuke Sagara, Hajime Saito, Aoshi Shinomori, Kenshin Himura, Hiruma Youchi, Anezaki Mamori, Ayame Sohma, Shigure Sohma, Kyo and Yuki Sohma, Tohru Honda, Musica, Let, Julia, Iilius, Monkey D. Luffy, Hiei, Zorro, Kurama, Phantom and many more... Fav.pairings:NanashixDorothy, HirumaxMamori, KyoxTohru, AoshixMisao, SanosukexMegumi, HajimexTokio, AyaxNagi, ShinxOC, HinataxNeji, ShikamaruxIno, SasukexNaruto. Fav. alternate pairing: SasukexHinata, ItachixHinata, MisaoxSoujiro, ShigurexHana, NejixSakura, ShikamaruxIno, KakashixHinata etc. Fav.movies:Nanny Diaries, POTC I, II, III, LOTR, 300, Apocalypto, Crash, The Holiday, How To Deal, The Notebook, A Walk To Remember, Shall We Dance, Edward Scissorhands, Dance With Me, Pretty Woman, Star Wars, Alien IV, Predator I, II, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Spiderman III, etc, etc... Fav. Songs:A LOT! I listen to all kinds of music...From rap to pop to rock to jazz to pop opera to punk to pop punk to emo to etc, etc. I listen to 'some' underground music, I guess. And I think rockers are just soooo HOTT. :P I'd rather a rocker then a a pop artist like Justin Timberlake. Justin's songs are cool but I'm not a big fan of him...He's not at all hot to me. He's just mediocre... Rockers I like are: Wes Borland (he had like the sickest way of playing the guitar and his unusual appearances were so kick ass!), Chester Bennington, Bon Jovi (still cute as ever even though he's so much older then I am), I thought Axl Rose was so cute from Guns and Roses, Tripp Eisen was cool as ever when he plays the guitar but that sex with a minor case was just SICK! Hm...Who else do I like? Oh, right gorgeous guys who aren't rockers! :D Fav. Quotes: "Aku. Soku. Zan.", "Gentleman, this is the day you will remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow", "You can't, but I can!", "May I ask why you're naked?", "I wanna go swimming!", "Talk to the hand!", "Ello, gavenor!", "That's what you call ironic!", "She's addicted...Addicted to what Angel's dick did!" etc,etc. Trigger Foods: lasagna (can't live without it!), chocolates! (BIGGEST TRIGGER FOOD!), Ice Cream, Cheese burgers and Big Macs, Secret Recipe's: Chocolate mud cake, chocolate indulgence, etc, etc...I could go on with this but that'll just prove what a pig I am. This was taken from dagget's profile. I can't agree with her more. This is just too good. The Idiot's Guide to Flaming Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame. Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules: 1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review. 2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.) 3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you! 4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing) 5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again! 6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off your skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit. There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue. I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance... Current favorite anime/manga: Am currently in love with Bleach. I think my biggest crush right now is with Renji and Shinji. Damn, I didn't notice that even their names sound slightly alike. But yeah, I love these guys to bits. I have to admit though that Bleach is really entertaining. I do believe that Naruto and One Piece have a better story line though. Bleach is a bit on the simple side but the action is amazing and there are just so many hot guys in Bleach it's really hard to rule it out on the fave manga list! Lol. whenever I meet any other otakus (girls mostly), will start screaming how much they loooooooove Bleach because of its hot guys, namely Kuchiki Byakuya (no 1 so far), Abarai Renji (not that popular), Grimmjow, Toshiro Hitsugaya (2nd since a lot of Malay girls think he is absolutely adorable and "cool!") and the bad Aizen (my god, from this really lame-o nerdy lookin' guy, how the hell did he change into this hunk??) 2. The second fave manga would probably be Naruto. Naruto's the best actually but it's just that it's a bit slow lately. I mean (SPOILER ALERT!), all the kages meeting each other and shit is really intrestin' and stuff but it's pretty boring too. All they do is talk and I wanna see ACTION!! Oh yeah, Pein and Naruto's battle in Konoha was A-MAZING but I can't wait for Sasuke's attack! Naruto's the best cuz' it has like this really cool story line and I feel for the hero more then I feel for Ichigo. Ichigo's not a very lovable hero to me. Lol. 3. Hm... Hahahahahaha I don't have a third! Lol. Rurouni Kenshin used to be my no1 but that was cuz I really knew the story and characters but now that I've other mangas that I follow, RK's old news. Sure RK is really good though. It has a good story line. I do believe Watsuki-sensei should've continued it though. Lol! That's just what I think though... Lame facts about me: Okay, I just wanted to add this shit for the fun of it. Ha! No 1: I fall in love with anime guys and movie stars more often then I do with real guys. And amongst the two, I tend to lean more on anime guys. It's like 90 percent day dreaming of of hot sweaty sex with Renji or Sanzo or etc, etc and 10 percent chasing after Christian Bale and Johnny Depp! God, Johnny is just so beatiful! 2. I'm 19 now and so far in my nineteen years of life, I have not once have had a boyfriend. I'm not looking for one either. If I were to marry it would have to be someone who is a foreigner most likely. I tend to put off Malay guys and they put me off as well. This has also made me think of remaining single for the rest of my life. It looks like an okay future. I wouldn't mind it at all, I think. ;P 3. In my 19 yrs of life, I have only had crushes on two guys so far. One because I thought he resembled Sanosuke Sagara from RK and the 2nd one was a bisexual psychopath. I don't hate him cuz' he's a psychopath or anything. Heck, it might even be why I liked him too. He was funny, obscene and he didn't show any interest in me whatsoever, so I never made a move. | |||||||
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