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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter. Hi, as you might have guessed, I am a HUGE R/Hr shipper, and although some of my stories sail other ships that is the one I am obsessed with. In the unlikely event you are even vaguely interested in me there is a little about me below: Nationality: British (goes all patriotic and starts humming 'Rule Britannia' under her breath). Age: Teen. Eye colour: Blue. I am told that I have absolutely huge pupils, so I can look quite scary at times. At least I can see well in the dark. Hair colour: Blonde, and quite long. Not for any particular reason, I just started growing it ages ago and never really decided to stop. Height: Not as tall as I wish I could be, but I've grown a lot in the past few years. I still have something of a height complex because I used to be so little, but Hell, there's always heels. Favourite colour: Black. Favourite Sports: Swimming, cycling, archery. Favourite films: LOTR, obviously, Bridget Jones' diary (name one girl that doesn't like them), POTC (see below). Favourite books: Couldn't list them all in a thousand years. Won't try. Favourite music: Funny thing is, I always seem to miss out on being cool just by a little. I like the Beach Boys, but not the Beatles. I like classical, but not jazz. I like the Spice Girls, but not Take That (I know, I know. But I'm sure you've liked worse). I like Busted, but not McFly (though I was dragged to one of their concerts, as a birthday treat for my very gay friend. He seemed to enjoy it more than most of the girls). It's also odd how important music seems to be when you're meeting someone. It's like 'Hi, I'm ???' 'I'm ???' So, what kind of music do you like?' '...' It's an awkward second question, and you have to decide whether to lie or be thought utterly mad. Obsessions: All things Harry Potter (of course), Ron/Hermione shipping, Doctor Who (but only since the new doctor started; he's hot), Pirates of the Caribbean; I'm hooked. I hate losing at anything, and once I am obsessed with something, I don't let it go for years. I am way too cynical and sarcastic, and don't have a religion yet because I'll have all my questions answered when I'm dead, so what's the point? Might as well worry about more important stuff. Adores: Big dogs, Orlando Bloom, gold, snow and Scotland. Hates: People who know more than me, smug people, American spelling, over-zealous people and angst. Ships I sail: Ron/Hermione: Come on, could it get any cuter or more canon? Ginny/Draco: It makes sense, she's a pureblood. It'd really annoy Ron, and Harry/Ginny is a little too obvious. Harry/Draco: I know they're straight, but they'd make such a cute couple (I hate all those abuse/angsty fics though). Scorpius/Albus is the new-age Harry/Draco, people! They can relieve what their fathers suppressed! And they will...Cackles madly. Severus/Lily: Utterly obsessed with this ship since DH. Why torment him so, Jo? Why not just give him a teensy bit of happiness? Is that too much to ask? Apparently so. Now HATE James Potter. Grrr. I will sometimes sail Harry/Ginny as a subplot, but they are a little bit too boring to me to be the main plot. Ships I don't sail: If it's not up there, I don't sail it. Always open to suggestions though. Ships I wouldn't sail if you threatened me with a red-hot poker: Harry/Hermione: DELUSIONAL! Ron/Draco: Come on, that's just wrong for so many reasons. Anything incesty: Ewie! It says R/Hr fluff in the summary, if you don't like it, don't read it! Does ANYONE know where to find the slash fiction involving Frankie Boyle and Hugh Dennis? Because I've been looking for it ever since Frankie Boyle mentioned reading it online on Mock The Week. If not, I'm going to write it myself, just because it's driving me mad. Plus, they'd make quite a sweet couple, wouldn't they? Thanks to all you nice reviewers, you keep me writing. :) 2 percent of teenagers have never tried smoking pot. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the other 98. REMEMBER FRED, SNAPE, DOBBY, MOODY, LUPIN AND TONKS. | |||||||
1. Justice comes in many forms » reviewsJames Potter had everything...except Lily Evans. How Lily and Severus' relationship might have developed, had she forgiven him for the lake incident. M for sexual tension resolution in later chapters.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,058 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 8-18-07 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S.2. The depths reviewsHarry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge. Why Lily started dating James. Set the night of the Lake incident. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-22-07 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S. - Complete3. Get out of there! » reviewsI know it’s over done, but I couldn’t resist. Please forgive my complete and total lack of imagination. RR! Ron Hermione bodyswitch RHrHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,528 - Reviews: 240 - Updated: 7-21-07 - Published: 2-11-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G.4. Dangerous Liasons reviewsWhen Hogwarts is taken over by Death Eaters, Ginny finds herself in an unexpected and unavoidable situation. Half prisoner, half saved, she has to get used to surviving in a world ruled by her captor, her prince. NOT rated for safety. GinnyDraco.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-7-07 - Draco M. & Ginny W.5. Chess reviewsA short oneshot about an exchange between Hermione and Lavender while Lavender and Ron were going out, and who knows him better. Try not to choke on the giant fluffballs floating around this fic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-29-07 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete6. The boggart » reviewsJust fluff.RHr.Very cute, very pointless. Made by the same people that make kitten fur.That's how fluffy it is.Read and please?review, especially RHr fans.Now with new chapters!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-25-07 - Published: 5-31-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G.7. Spiders reviewsRon is afraid of spiders, and Hermione knows how to get rid of them. It'll cost him, though. Utterly pointless fluff. I'm actually surprised the marshmallow people haven't taken it.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-19-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete8. Never give up reviewsSister piece to 'Why I get jealous'. Ron reads Hermione's diary, and confronts her. She isn't exactly pleased about it. Pure, unadulterated fluff.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-19-06 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete9. Why I get jealous reviewsRon Weasley muses on what exactly makes him jealous of the guys Hermione dates. Hermione finds his diary. Written at 1AM, RHr fluff.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 6-28-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete10. My Perfect Girl reviewsMore fluff! Ron writes a list of the qualities his perfect girl must posess, and thinks about the girl he loves. They are a bit different, but better for it. So fluffy the bunnies want it back! R&R, especially RHrs.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 6-11-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete11. Temptation reviewsWhat guy would turn down a girl in skimpy clothing who is throwing herself at him? For Ron Weasley it’s not even a question. Very fluffy. Mainly for girls, guys might not like it.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-31-06 - Ron W. - Complete12. Who else? reviewsRHr fluff...someone is rude about Hermione and Ron hears, and is not too happy. So fluffy you could use this story as a pillow! Please RR, especially all you RHr shippersHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-7-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
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